Angelina Jolie's First Moments with Her New Son  —  The formal introduction of Pax Thien Jolie to his new mother didn't exactly go smoothly: The 3-year-old Vietnamese boy started crying when Angelina Jolie knelt down to speak to him at Thursday morning's welcoming ceremony at Tam Binh Orphanage …

Star Jones Still Hasn't Spoken to Barbara Walters  —  Star Jones Reynolds is not looking back - at The View.  —  Asked if she ever watches the show that helped make her famous, she tells TV Guide in a new interview that she does not.  Reynolds also reveals that she hasn't spoken to her former boss …

Carmen Electra: Rather Stay Home Than Go Out  —  Fresh off her divorce from Dave Navarro, Carmen Electra says she's trading nightlife for home life.  —  "I'm not so much about going out out so much anymore," Electra, 34, told PEOPLE at Wednesday's Max Factor Salutes Hollywood Fashion charity fashion show.

Reese Revamps Her Life and Her Closet  —  Reese Witherspoon is on the cover of April's Harper's Bazaar, looking ridiculously pretty and fresh, professing her love for her kids and her new favorite designer.  —  She looks lovely, but we'd be remiss if we didn't point out the backhanded compliment …

DIRRTY NO MORE  —  CHRISTINA Aguilera is a mature, sexual woman.  "I'm not the same person who released 'Genie' and then 'Dirrty,' " Aguilera told Nylon magazine.  "I have this overconfidence with my sexuality because I feel empowered by it, and I love being in control of every facet of what I do."

How Does Britney Still Have Teeth?  —  Britney's acting very Sandra Bullock in the beginning of 28 Days - cranky and rude.  And she's not putting on little shows yet to please the staff.  Maybe she needs a roommate to overdose and die in their shared bathroom so she can get right with things …

Jordan Voted Mum Of The Year By Nasty British Media  —  Glamour girl Jordan was crowned Grattan Celebrity Mum of the Year today.  Jordan, real name Katie Price, was chosen by the public and beat Jade Goody, Kate Moss and Heather Mills McCartney to the title.  —  Source

PLAYING HOUSE  —  IT'S getting pretty serious between Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry.  Friends of the couple say they've moved in together in Los Angeles, and although they have separate residences in New York, they always stay in the same place and are together constantly.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Finds Happiness & Love(?) On The Tennis Court  —  HOT LINKS :  —  Britney hit the courts today for a little exercise at Promises and she found a pretty HOT opponent!  Our girl is lookin' good (you'll see the sexy outfit she wore before the match when we post the pix a little later …

Kevin & Britney: "Just Friends"  —  Kevin Federline and Britney Spears may be spending quality time, but it's doubtful the two are getting back together any time soon.  For one, Brit's apparently met a rebound romance in rehab, and a Federline pal tells Usmagazine.com that K-Fed is not interested in rekindling that burned out flame.

Biel/Reynolds Rumors Get More Interesting  —  Jessica Biel certainly likes to bounce from boy to boy (i.e. Derek Jeter one week, JT the next), so we hardly gave it much thought when she and Ryan Reynolds were first spotted together way back in February.  They were co-stars in Blade …

I Heard a Rumer  —  Bruce and Demi's underage daughter, Rumer Willis, seems to have a penchant for hanging with Hollywood "It" girls.  First Lindsay, then Hayden, now Paris???  I thought the clean Idaho upbringing was supposed to discourage her from this kind of life …

Stressed-Out Jess  —  With all the time she's been spending in John Mayer's company lately, it's not too surprising to see Jessica Simpson craving a little time alone - with thirty of her closest friends, of course!  The Texas rose stopped by the Hahn Rejuvenation Center for a quick pick …

Mischa Livin' on the Edge of Fashion Disaster  —  What is Mischa wearing?  No, seriously, what is Mischa wearing?  Is it on correctly?  Is it legitimately intended to be worn over shorts?  Is it what one would usually throw on when walking her dog in the park?

Maxim Photoshops Fergie to the Maximum  —  How can you tell that these pictures of Fergie from Maxim have been Photoshopped?  Well, for one thing, she looks like a woman.  That's definitely not normal.  Also, If you look at Fergie's hands, they look soft, smooth, and as though they don't belong to the wicked witch of the west.

Plot to hurt Jon's accuser  —  DAILY NEWS COLUMNISTS  —  Side Dish  —  It's a noir plot twist, A-list style.  A man who shared a cell with jailed designer Anand Jon claims he plotted to hurt the woman who accused him of rape last week - but only emotionally.

Kid Rock Accused of Assault  —  A 28-year-old woman is claiming that Kid Rock assaulted her last week (March 8) at his home.  —  The woman has filed a report with the Oakland County Sheriff's Department.  —  The alleged assault is still under investigation and possible witnesses still need to be interviewed.

Casting begins for what may be The Real World's last season  —  Casting for the 20th season of The Real World is underway, and get this, they're looking for people with ambitions and career goals.  Apparently, the drinking, whoring version of The Real World is on the way out.