Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.  —  Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.... Uma Thurman and her hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs have ended their three-year romance, less than a week after tabloid reports in the US had the couple planning a summer (07) wedding.  —  The couple began dating in 2003, but have split up twice.

Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes!  —  TMZ has exclusively obtained the first brutal image of KISS Army Commander, Gene Simmons, minutes after doctors surgically altered his face.  Hotter than hell!  —  As you may remember from the season finale of Gene's hit A&E reality series, "Family Jewels …

Rocker Johnny is Dun-struck  —  RAZORLIGHT star JOHNNY BORRELL has pulled Hollywood beauty KIRSTEN DUNST, I can exclusively reveal.  —  The indie singer has spent the last week working his charms on the stunning actress after she showed up at Razorlight's gig in LA last Friday.

Queen of Pop?  Jacko acts like diva  —  Robert Duvall admits to Details magazine that he's 'shooting blanks'  —  Just call him Ms. Jackson.  —  Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman.

Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  A bidding war has broken out over ANNA NICOLE SMITH's diaries, in which she talks about a pregnancy scare in the early 1990s, her drug use and her love for late husband J HOWARD MARSHALL.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH multi-Oscar-winning leading man is not aging gracefully?  While the ladies say he's great between the sheets, they get turned off by his bizarre nocturnal habit of using a chamber pot by his bed instead of the toilet.

Producer says Christina Aguilera slept around, ended up w/ his assistant Jordan  —  Atlanta producer Dallas Austin made headlines last year when he spent over a month in a Dubai prison after being caught at the airport with just over a gram of cocaine by authorities.

Paris Hilton Holding Cee-Lo's Dick?!?  —  It is way too early for this, but MediaTakeOut is reporting that this is an authentic photograph of Paris Hilton on her knees (her favorite position) and holding Cee-Lo's dick!  Why Cee-Lo why?!  In case you don't know this fool, he's a part of Gnarls Barkley.

Taubman: I Was A Scapegoat  —  FORMER Sotheby's owner Alfred Taubman was the innocent victim of overzealous prosecutors who cut deals with the guilty parties to make him a scapegoat, he charges in his upcoming autobiography.  —  In "Threshold Resistance," due next month from HarperCollins …

Fergie Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  It amazes me that some people are still dumb enough to use tanning creams.  I thought it would be a fad but I guess I was wrong.  Who would have thought that orange would be such a popular skin color?  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought …

Melanie B's stripper baby shower  —  Ex Spice Girl and jilted lover Melanie B, aka Scary Spice, had a baby shower at a Beverly Hills Hotel that looked more like bachelorette party.  Strippers entertained the guests and heavily pregnant Mel was seen sipping champagne.

Becks' mansion a pad too pricey  —  POSH and BUCKS are one of the richest couples in England . . . but they won't splash the cash unless the price is right.  —  Victoria thought she had struck gold when she stumbled upon a perfect Hollywood family pad.  —  The Liongate residence in Beverly Hills has every luxury.

Watson 'will finish' Potter films  —  Actress Emma Watson is likely to return as Hermione in the last two Harry Potter movies despite reports she may quit, producers Warner Bros have said.  —  "We're extremely confident that Emma will be back for films six and seven," a spokesperson for the Hollywood studio told CBBC's Newsround.

CAMPING IT UP  —  ON the fourth season of "The Simple Life," former anorexic Nicole Richie will take on the role of a camp counselor - at a fat camp.  The E! series isn't calling it a "fat camp" - reps for the show say it's a "wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise."

PIMPLE MY RIDE  —  A TAXI driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who's been dating Naomi Campbell, and "a tall blond woman.  He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!'

Courteney Cox Gets Dirty  —  Courteney literally got dirty but still managed to look hot in the April issue of LA Confidential.  She told us how great it is to work on her passion, but for us it's great to get a glimpse of how the tabloids are pieced together each week.  Here's more:

Kevin James and Wife Expecting 2nd Child  —  Just as his hit show King of Queens wraps for good, a new chapter in Kevin James life begins.  He and wife Steffania De La Cruz are expecting their second child.  As to what the comedy genious plans to do now that he is unemployed …

Jess And John Do A Little St. Patty's Day Partying  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer partied at a house in the Hollywood Hills on St. Patrick's Day and it looked like the luck 'o the Irish was with them.  I Googled "John Mayer Irish" to see if the soulful singer might have some green blood …

I guess Scientologists do celebrate St Patty's Day  —  As cute as Suri is, she is looking more and more like Tom Cruise's mother everytime I see her.  They even have the same hair-do.  Poor girl.