Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes!  —  TMZ has exclusively obtained the first brutal image of KISS Army Commander, Gene Simmons, minutes after doctors surgically altered his face.  Hotter than hell!  —  As you may remember from the season finale of Gene's hit A&E reality series, "Family Jewels …

T.I. Taking On T.I.P. With Help From Eminem, Justin Timberlake  —  Lil Wayne, Akon, R. Kelly, Timbaland also working on rapper's dual-personality LP.  —  When T.I. releases his T.I. vs T.I.P. album — now slated for July — it won't just be a one-on-one face off of Clifford Harris' two musical personas.

Naomi's boots are made for working  —  VIDEO: Naomi Campbell refused to compromise on style as she arrived for day one of her community service in New York today.  —  The 36-year-old supermodel, who was advised to wear sensible footwear at the Manhattan garage she will clean for the next five days …

Mandy Moore is (Insert Haute Couture Pun Here)  —  I admit, I'm a big fan of puns.  There's something about crap humour that I really appreciate, but the Haute Couture puns in this Mandy Moore photoshoot from Vanity Fair is a bit much.  I mean, it's Vanity Fair, you'd think they could be a bit more creative.

Kimberly asks, do ya think I'm sexy  —  Kimberly Stewart's sexy pole dancing guaranteed that she was the centre of attention at a hip Miami Club.  —  The singleton, who was paid to make a guest appearance at Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach, made sure all eyes and camera lenses were on her when she showed-off her pole-dancing moves.

Paris Hilton Holding Cee-Lo's Dick?!?  —  It is way too early for this, but MediaTakeOut is reporting that this is an authentic photograph of Paris Hilton on her knees (her favorite position) and holding Cee-Lo's dick!  Why Cee-Lo why?!  In case you don't know this fool, he's a part of Gnarls Barkley.

PIMPLE MY RIDE  —  A TAXI driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who's been dating Naomi Campbell, and "a tall blond woman.  He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!'

Tori Spelling Says Being a Mom 'Rocks!'  —  First-time mom Tori Spelling welcomed son Liam last week, and she and husband Dean McDermott have been loving every minute of new-parenthood, she says.  —  "We are finally out of the hospital and spent our first day at home with little Liam," Spelling, 33, writes on her MySpace.com blog.

Beckhams priced out of home  —  Victoria and David Beckham's dream US home is too expensive.  —  The couple - who are moving Stateside this summer after soccer star David signed a deal reputedly worth £128 million with the Los Angeles Galaxy - were convinced they had found the perfect property …

Gwen Stefani Has an Itchy Butt  —  People tell me all the time that Gwen Stefani is a big star, so imagine how relieved I was when I saw these pictures of Gwen scratching her ass in public.  I mean, she's just like us!  Well, I guess like "us" in a figurative sense, because either she's …

Great Expectations  —  From the size of things I'm thinking Salma Hayek is expecting more than one child!  Could this Mexican beauty end up delivering twins?  Although Hayek's revealed that she's engaged to the baby daddy, businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, the wedding and delivery dates have not yet been made public.

Hilary Duff: I Felt Pressure to Lose Weight  —  When Hilary Duff lost a noticeable amount of weight two years ago, she chalked it up to healthier eating habits.  —  But now, the singer-actress, 19, admits she felt pressure from the media to get thin.  —  "I did get skinny," she tells Britain's Mail on Sunday.

Ryan Phillippe's Ashlee romance  —  Ryan Phillippe allegedly spent the night with Ashlee Simpson.  —  The 32-year-old 'Crash' star - who split from wife of seven years Reese Witherspoon last October - recently met the 22-year-old singer at hip Los Angeles nightclub Les Deux before spending …

Queen of Pop?  Jacko acts like diva  —  Robert Duvall admits to Details magazine that he's 'shooting blanks'  —  Just call him Ms. Jackson.  —  Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman.

"Talented" Ray J Offered Four-Pic Porno Deal  —  Kim Kardashian wasn't the only person who enjoyed Ray J's X-rated stylings.  —  TMZ has learned that Brandy's little bro has been offered a four-picture deal by the adult entertainment company releasing the upcoming Ray J / K-Dash messterpiece …

Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  A bidding war has broken out over ANNA NICOLE SMITH's diaries, in which she talks about a pregnancy scare in the early 1990s, her drug use and her love for late husband J HOWARD MARSHALL.

TALES FROM THE SPECTOR CRYPT  —  MORE nauseating stories of Phil Spector's alleged abuse toward women are emerging as the legendary music producer goes on trial today for the 2003 shotgun death of B-movie actress Lana Clarkson.  Los Angeles magazine reports that in 1993 Spector smacked his houseguest …

J-Hud — And I'm Telling You, I'm No Diva!  —  Jennifer Hudson is firing back at recent media sniping that says she's a flake and an ingrate.  —  In an exclusive interview, she tells Jawn Murray of "The Tom Joyner Morning Show" that she's been "hurt" by the backlash since her Oscar triumph …

Fergie Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  It amazes me that some people are still dumb enough to use tanning creams.  I thought it would be a fad but I guess I was wrong.  Who would have thought that orange would be such a popular skin color?  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought …

Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.  —  Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.... Uma Thurman and her hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs have ended their three-year romance, less than a week after tabloid reports in the US had the couple planning a summer (07) wedding.  —  The couple began dating in 2003, but have split up twice.