Gene Simmons: KISS My Black Eyes!  —  TMZ has exclusively obtained the first brutal image of KISS Army Commander, Gene Simmons, minutes after doctors surgically altered his face.  Hotter than hell!  —  As you may remember from the season finale of Gene's hit A&E reality series, "Family Jewels …

T.I. Taking On T.I.P. With Help From Eminem, Justin Timberlake  —  Lil Wayne, Akon, R. Kelly, Timbaland also working on rapper's dual-personality LP.  —  When T.I. releases his T.I. vs T.I.P. album — now slated for July — it won't just be a one-on-one face off of Clifford Harris' two musical personas.

Naomi's boots are made for working  —  VIDEO: Naomi Campbell refused to compromise on style as she arrived for day one of her community service in New York today.  —  The 36-year-old supermodel, who was advised to wear sensible footwear at the Manhattan garage she will clean for the next five days …

Paris Hilton Holding Cee-Lo's Dick?!?  —  It is way too early for this, but MediaTakeOut is reporting that this is an authentic photograph of Paris Hilton on her knees (her favorite position) and holding Cee-Lo's dick!  Why Cee-Lo why?!  In case you don't know this fool, he's a part of Gnarls Barkley.

PIMPLE MY RIDE  —  A TAXI driver swears to the following: Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard , who's been dating Naomi Campbell, and "a tall blond woman.  He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!'

Kimberly asks, do ya think I'm sexy  —  Kimberly Stewart's sexy pole dancing guaranteed that she was the centre of attention at a hip Miami Club.  —  The singleton, who was paid to make a guest appearance at Cameo nightclub on Miami Beach, made sure all eyes and camera lenses were on her when she showed-off her pole-dancing moves.

Mandy Moore is (Insert Haute Couture Pun Here)  —  I admit, I'm a big fan of puns.  There's something about crap humour that I really appreciate, but the Haute Couture puns in this Mandy Moore photoshoot from Vanity Fair is a bit much.  I mean, it's Vanity Fair, you'd think they could be a bit more creative.

Hilary Duff: I Felt Pressure to Lose Weight  —  When Hilary Duff lost a noticeable amount of weight two years ago, she chalked it up to healthier eating habits.  —  But now, the singer-actress, 19, admits she felt pressure from the media to get thin.  —  "I did get skinny," she tells Britain's Mail on Sunday.

Beckhams priced out of home  —  Victoria and David Beckham's dream US home is too expensive.  —  The couple - who are moving Stateside this summer after soccer star David signed a deal reputedly worth £128 million with the Los Angeles Galaxy - were convinced they had found the perfect property …

Gwen Stefani Has an Itchy Butt  —  People tell me all the time that Gwen Stefani is a big star, so imagine how relieved I was when I saw these pictures of Gwen scratching her ass in public.  I mean, she's just like us!  Well, I guess like "us" in a figurative sense, because either she's …

CAMPING IT UP  —  ON the fourth season of "The Simple Life," former anorexic Nicole Richie will take on the role of a camp counselor - at a fat camp.  The E! series isn't calling it a "fat camp" - reps for the show say it's a "wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise."

Ryan Phillippe's Ashlee romance  —  Ryan Phillippe allegedly spent the night with Ashlee Simpson.  —  The 32-year-old 'Crash' star - who split from wife of seven years Reese Witherspoon last October - recently met the 22-year-old singer at hip Los Angeles nightclub Les Deux before spending …

Queen of Pop?  Jacko acts like diva  —  Robert Duvall admits to Details magazine that he's 'shooting blanks'  —  Just call him Ms. Jackson.  —  Staffers at a posh London hotel are buzzing about what a diva Michael Jackson has been during a recent stay there — and how he went incognito by registering as a woman.

Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  Anna Nicole's Lost Diaries To Be Auctioned Off.  —  A bidding war has broken out over ANNA NICOLE SMITH's diaries, in which she talks about a pregnancy scare in the early 1990s, her drug use and her love for late husband J HOWARD MARSHALL.

Fergie Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  It amazes me that some people are still dumb enough to use tanning creams.  I thought it would be a fad but I guess I was wrong.  Who would have thought that orange would be such a popular skin color?  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought …

J-Hud — And I'm Telling You, I'm No Diva!  —  Jennifer Hudson is firing back at recent media sniping that says she's a flake and an ingrate.  —  In an exclusive interview, she tells Jawn Murray of "The Tom Joyner Morning Show" that she's been "hurt" by the backlash since her Oscar triumph …

Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.  —  Uma Thurman Splits From Boyfriend.... Uma Thurman and her hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs have ended their three-year romance, less than a week after tabloid reports in the US had the couple planning a summer (07) wedding.  —  The couple began dating in 2003, but have split up twice.

Julia really is a Pretty Womum  —  Happy ... Julia, top right, with Hazel, left, and the twins, bottom right  —  PREGNANT actress Julia Roberts beams with delight as she strolls with her two-year-old daughter Hazel.  —  Twin son Phinnaeus joined them for the Hollywood outing.

Which Gwen Is Your Favorite?  —  Gwen was hard at work in her trademark bleached blonde this weekend filming the video for her newest single, 4 in the Morning.  There's no rest for Gwen, though, because she's about to kick off her US tour on April 21st.  This pop star wife & mom loves to do it all …