PAX PIX FETCH $2M FROM PEOPLE  —  $2 MILLION BABY Pitt, Jolie, and Pax (inset)  —  Looks like Angelina Jolie will have another nice little windfall to donate to charity—whenever she gets around to it.  Sources (including this one) say the globetrotting actress and her not-quite-husband …

Britney Spears Completes Stint in Rehab  —  Britney Spears has finished her nearly one-month stint in rehab and has left the facility.  —  Spears "has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program," her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.

Judge Says It's Time To Know — Who's the Daddy?  —  The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.  —  The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's.  Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well.

Katherine Heigl is the Hotness  —  Maybe I've been too concerned with her rack to notice, but can someone tell me what's going with Katherine Heigl from the waist down?  I mean, I understand that cellulite is an unfortunate fact of life, but her thighs look like a Chinese checkerboard.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Firecrotch Again  —  Yesterday we saw some Lindsay Lohan side boob, thanks to an unbuttoned shirt, and today, well, it's some Lindsay Lohan pussy once again.  —  We already showed you pictures of Lindsay Lohan at Plumm nightclub in New York last week, but here a few more shots …

Justin Timberlake a Gentleman When It Comes to Britney  —  When it comes to talking about his exes, Justin Timberlake is a model of diplomacy.  —  Asked what he thinks about Britney Spears's recent ups and downs, the singer, 26, demurs, telling Details in its April issue, "We had our thing, and it's over."

Britney Readies For Escape from Rehab  —  It seems like just yesterday Britney decided that her third rehab entry would be for the long(ish) haul, but as of Saturday, her 30 days are done and rumor has it that she's getting ready to bust outta that joint.  Her loved ones are all ready …

MTV's 'TRL' no longer totally live  —  NEW YORK - MTV's "Total Request Live" is no longer totally live.  It's another sign of how both the audience and cultural juice have faded for "TRL," once the most influential program on television for music superstars from the Backstreet Boys to Beyonce …

Fez Tries, Fails to Karaoke His Way Back Into Lindsay's Heart  —  Lindsay Lohan rejected ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama's attempts to woo her back with a ballad from Matchbox 20 on Sunday night.  —  The 20-year-old actress was enjoying herself at a karaoke party thrown by nightlife empresario Unik …

Snoop Dogg is Fashion Forward  —  SHOWER CAPS?  FO' SHIZZLE!  —  Rapper Snoop Dogg and wife Shante Broadus show off their fashion forwardness donning most interesting head gear as they arrive at Gotel Scribe in Paris, Fracce on Tuesday morning.  —  Could Snoop Dogg be sporting the latest fashion trend in Hollywood?

Sandler fills in for ailing Letterman  —  NEW YORK - David Letterman showed up for work, but had to go home sick Tuesday before taping the "Late Show."  A stomach bug was to blame, a network spokeswoman said.  Adam Sandler, one of the night's guests, was quickly enlisted to fill in as host.

Janice Dickinson Banned from Fashion Shows  —  The self-proclaimed "World's 1st supermodel" transformed last night's Ed Hardy fashion show into a living hell for event organizers — and now we're told she's been banned from future L.A. Fashion Week runway shows!

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are Fakers  —  First things first.  If you ever thought there was anything real about reality television, let me tell you a secret: There isn't.  And if you ever thought there was anything real about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, let me tell you another secret: You're retarded.

Drunken depressed dishelved Vince Vaughn disturbs diners  —  Vince Vaughn was out at a Japanese restaurant recently looking his normal dishelved mess.  He was pounding saki and talking loudly about how lousy his life was and how he can't score with women.  He was flailing his arms around …

Keanu Reeves Crashes into Paparazzo  —  TMZ has learned that actor Keanu Reeves was involved in an injury traffic collision with a paparazzo in Southern California yesterday.  —  According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, "Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb …

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson Together at Last  —  If you're a fan of the TV show Heroes, you know that the Peter Petrelli character has the ability to absorb the powers of other heroes, but that if he absorbs too many powers at once, he will explode in a nuclear reaction.

Jolie 'Wanted' for Universal film  —  Actress to star with Freeman, McAvoy  —  Universal Pictures has set Angelina Jolie to star alongside James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman in "Wanted," an action film based on a graphic novel that Timur Bekmambetov will direct.

Pamela Anderson: I'm Better Off Being Single  —  Confessing that she's been through a "rough month," Pamela Anderson says she intends to remain a single mom for the sake of her two sons.  —  "I've tried to remarry - move on - like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example …