Britney Spears Completes Stint in Rehab  —  Britney Spears has finished her nearly one-month stint in rehab and has left the facility.  —  Spears "has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program," her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.

Angelina Jolie Leaves Vietnam with Newly Adopted Son  —  Angelina Jolie is bringing her new son home.  —  The actress left Vietnam Wednesday in a private jet with 3-year-old Pax Thien and is en route to the U.S., the Associated Press reports.  —  Jolie, 31, adopted the boy - her fourth child …

Source: Cruise Called Beckhams 18 Times in One Hour  —  When Tom Cruise lets his inner control freak get the best of him, there's one person Katie Holmes, 28, knows she can count on for a shoulder to cry on: her British best friend Victoria Beckham.  —  "Katie has been crying over the phone," an insider tells Us Weekly.

Nicole Ritchie gets a fat lip  —  Although she seems to finally have listened to the clamour of people telling her to gain weight on her size zero frame, Nicole Ritchie chose to boost the one place she didn't need to - her lips.  —  The star of reality show The Simple Life looks to have plumped …

FAMILY MAN  —  KEVIN Federline's Hollywood birthday bash - originally set to take place tonight at Eleven nightclub - has been canceled.  Page Six reported earlier this month that Eleven was looking for a weekly magazine to sponsor the party.  Evidently, none jumped at the chance.

Natalie Portman Nudity Turns Out Disappointing  —  When word spread that the Milos Forman film Goya's Ghosts would feature torture scenes of a nude Natalie Portman, the world cheered as we ignored the torture part and concentrated on the idea of seeing her little boobs.

Court Orders DNA Test for Dannielynn  —  The world will soon know the identity of the man who fathered Anna Nicole Smith's daughter.  —  The Bahamas Supreme Court today ordered a DNA test to determine the paternity of the five-month-old baby who's been at the center of the media maelstrom since …

'Huckabee,' the rough cut  —  Gatecrasher  —  Join me, gentle reader, by the window of YouTube, where we observe a moment in the creative process between beloved actressLily Tomlin and "I Heart Huckabees" writer/director David O. Russell.  —  "Hey, bitch," he screams after angrily sweeping her desk clean of papers.

LOHAN'S PUPPY LOVE  —  LINDSAY Lohan has two new boy friends - a Yorkie and a Jack Russell.  In a BlackBerry interview with GQ, Lohan texted the mag: "I bought two puppies today!  Sober impulse buying of compan ions who will help me stay home etc.  A Jack Russell terrier. named …

Dallas Austin's "apology"  —  Atlanta radio stations and New York Post's Page Six column have been agog over a lengthy piece of video initially posted on YouTube.com and then yanked from the Web site this week.  It features Atlanta record and film producer Dallas Austin talking smack …

Britney Spears — No More Promises  —  Britney Spears has finished her nearly month-long rehab stint — and has checked out of Promises in Malibu.  —  The pop princess left the treatment facility late yesterday "after successfully completing their program," said her manager, Larry Rudolph, in a statement released by Jive Records.

LOHAN MOM'S PAIN  —  FEARS LINDSAY MIGHT DIE LIKE DI  —  Lindsay Lohan's mother compares her booze-addled daughter to Princess Diana, warning that if the paparazzi keep chasing the young actress, she'll end up dead, too.  —  "Look at me," Dina Lohan said in the latest Harper's Bazaar …

Why Tori and Her Mom Reunited  —  When Tori Spelling went into labor on March 13, she knew she was having a baby boy, but she didn't expect her estranged mom to be there with her and hubby Dean McDermott as they welcomed little Liam Aaron.  —  Yet, sure enough, Candy Spelling was in the delivery room …

We Just Can't Get Enough ...  If you've visited X17online already today, you'll likely know the answer, but for those who are just cheeking in for the first time, take a good guess at who's lovely lady bump this is ...  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Incredible Scarlett Johansson Side Boob Video  —  If there's one girl in Hollywood who can rival Lindsay Lohan when it comes to incredible breasts, I'd have to say it's Scarlett Johansson.  And like recent Lindsay Lohan side boob, the Scarlett Johansson side boob in this video is just incredible.

Was Simon and Ryan's 'Idol' spat scripted?  —  Plus: Tori Spelling's newborn set to be a million-dollar baby  —  Was Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell's weird banter about 'coming out of the closet' scripted?  —  Slide show  —  The votes — and the surprises — are adding up and the 'American Idol' hopefuls now number 11.

Take Another Little Piece of Zooey's Heart Now, Baby  —  As an unabashed Zooey Deschanel fan, I just love these pictures of her on the pages of the most recent issue of Lula Magazine.  She's equal parts adorable, quirky and beautiful with a little bit of her trademark spirit-animal loving whimsy …