Vivica A. Fox A-rrested for DUI  —  TMZ has learned Vivica A. Fox has been busted for DUI.  —  It happened last night on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley at 10:57 PM.  We're told Fox passed a marked black and white while going approximately 80 mph.

'PRIVATE' REHAB FOR METCALFE  —  ONE celeb gets out of rehab, another goes in.  On the heels of Britney Spears' release from the Promises clinic, Hollywood hunk Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed.

The Insufferable Dina Lohan Spouts Some New Nonsense  —  It's pretty apparent that Dina Lohan has never heard the expression: "It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt," or she would take a vow of silence to last the rest of her life.

Carmen Electra: Not Dating A Lady  —  Carmen Electra's rep is refuting tabloid reports that the 34-year-old former Baywatch babe is involved in a romantic relationship with '80s rocker Joan Jett.  —  Electra's rep tells Usmagazine.com: "They are just friends."

I am - Kim Kadashian Sex Tape of the Day  —  So it finally dropped and one of you sent it my way.  I would do a film review for you, but figured it'd be easier to talk about it after you've seen it.  So I am posting pretty much the whole thing here for you right now.

Britney Tricks Paparazzi as She Quietly Leaves Rehab  —  As Britney Spears quietly checked out of rehab in Malibu Tuesday night, she used a decoy to attend an AA meeting in the L.A. suburb of Topanga.  —  That's right.  Fresh out of rehab, the pop princess is already tricking the pesky paparazzi …

MySpace Fight!  —  Last night Jenna Jameson went to her MySpace to address why she looks like a snail without its shell.  She blamed her ex-husband saying he's crazy and has sucked the hot out of her.  Well, Justin Sterling answered to Jenna on his MySpace:

Gisele Denies Pregnancy  —  Gisele Bundchen has finally spoken out, denying reports that she's pregnant with boyfriend Tom Brady's child.  —  "It's crazy how people can make up these stories," the Victoria's Secret model complained on the Spanish TV show Corazon de Primavera.

Letterman's Larry 'Bud' Melman actor dies … NEW YORK (AP) — The balding, bespectacled nebbish who gained cult status as the oddball Larry "Bud" Melman on David Letterman's late-night television shows has died after a long illness.  —  Brooklyn-born Calvert DeForest, who was 85 …

Ex-Clinton aide takes hard turn to the rite  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Has Dick Morris become an overzealous Catholic?  —  Political insiders who've interacted with the neoconservative say Morris converted from Judaism to Catholicism - and is now "overpassionate" about it.

Naomi dressing up for a reason?  —  One of the paparazzi snapping Naomi Campbell's community service stint has been unmasked as top fashion photographer Steven Klein, fuelling speculation that the supermodel is set to turn her walk of shame into a magazine shoot.

H'wood's 9/11 Idiot Brigade  —  SOME celebrities don't know when to keep their traps shut - like Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell, who are throwing their weight behind the twisted theory that the United States government was behind the 9/11 terror attacks.  —  Page Six has learned that Sheen …

Who Blows Out Candles Like That?  —  Xtina and Jordan BATman (I know it's Bratman, but he looks like a bat) celebrated her Nylon Magazine cover last night at The Gansevoort in NYC.  She's hot, but I'd wish she'd stop trying to force the sexy.

Lindsay Lohan Finds God?  —  Pantyless wild-child Lindsay Lohan, aka Firecrotch, has found religion!  She was spotted out at The Ivy today toting around a book entitled 'God's Promises For Your Every Need'- a book filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion.

Rep Says Nicole Richie Is Hypoglycemic  —  Nicole Richie's health troubles on the set of The Simple Life - she was hospitalized for dehydration earlier this month - are the result of hypoglycemia, her rep says.  —  "In her ongoing effort to focus on her well-being, Nicole has recently …

Lindsay Lohan Loves Herself in GQ, and So Do I  —  I know I give Lindsay Lohan a hard time, but let's be honest, she brings it upon herself.  But let it never be said that I don't pay a girl a compliment when she deserves it, and Lindsay Lohan definitely looks great in the new issue of GQ magazine.

DNA is a D-O-N-E Deal  —  DNA samples of Dannielynn and Larry Birkhead are in the bag, according to MSNBC's Rita Cosby.  —  Cosby broke the story and TMZ has confirmed that Birkhead and baby were both at a Bahamas doctor's office at 9 this morning and had samples taken.

Musiq, Lloyd Usher Six Big Debuts Onto Album Chart  —  Six new albums debut in the top 10 slots of The Billboard 200, with R&B artist Musiq Soulchild's "Luvanmusiq" new at No. 1.  The Atlantic set sold 149,000 copies in the United States according to Nielsen SoundScan.