'PRIVATE' REHAB FOR METCALFE  —  ONE celeb gets out of rehab, another goes in.  On the heels of Britney Spears' release from the Promises clinic, Hollywood hunk Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed.

K-Fed Ain't Getting What You Think  —  News reports are circulating that Kevin Federline will score $19 million in his divorce with Britney.  Hardy har har.  —  TMZ knows the real deal — and Kevin isn't getting anywhere near 19.  The real story — put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce it significantly.

McMillan sues ex-husband for $40 million  —  DANVILLE, Calif. - Terry McMillan is suing her former husband for $40 million, alleging that he tried to smear her reputation during their highly publicized 2005 divorce.  —  McMillan, 55, filed the complaint Wednesday in Contra Costa County Superior Court …

Daniel Smith spoke to a PI before he died, that guy claims foul play  —  When you don't have a lot of experience with the criminal justice system, like me, you wonder why it's taking a while to investigate and prosecute suspicious deaths, like Anna Nicole and her son Daniel.

Rumer Willis Likes to Party  —  Being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore obviously comes with many daily challenges and decisions.  Like whether or not to wake up at noon or to just keep sleeping.  Or how to properly dump the body of the maid who washed whites with delicates.

Lindsay Lohan Finds God?  —  Pantyless wild-child Lindsay Lohan, aka Firecrotch, has found religion!  She was spotted out at The Ivy today toting around a book entitled 'God's Promises For Your Every Need'- a book filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion.

Carmen Electra: Not Dating A Lady  —  Carmen Electra's rep is refuting tabloid reports that the 34-year-old former Baywatch babe is involved in a romantic relationship with '80s rocker Joan Jett.  —  Electra's rep tells Usmagazine.com: "They are just friends."

60 Seconds: Fergie  —  Stacy Ferguson, singer with the Black Eyed Peas, is best known as Fergie.  A former child actress, she became a crystal meth addict in her twenties.  Her antics and eccentric dress sense have made her a hit with the gossip-blogging community.  Her solo album, The Dutchess, is out now.

Mel C Rules Out Spice Girls Reunion - For Now  —  Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm is denying recent rumors that the group is planning a reunion - but she doesn't rule it out for the future.  —  "There are no plans for it at all with or without me," Chisholm, 33, told PEOPLE Wednesday at a party for the movie I Want Candy in London.

Winona Ryder is Back, and So is Her Cleavage  —  Ladies and gentlemen, but mostly gentlemen, may I present Winona Ryder, and Winona Ryder's cleavage.  It's been a while, but she, and they are back.  These pictures of Winona, and her breasts, were taken on the set of The Last Word …

T.I. And Tiny Endure A Terrrible Loss!!!  —  It is with great sadness that I have to be the bearer of such unfortunate news.  However, I have received numerous emails, and phone calls from creditable sources of a very discerning nature.  —  T.I.'s long time girlfriend and Baby's mother …

Lindsay's Mom Falls from View  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Slowly but surely, Team Trump is bolstering its roster.  —  Dina Lohan, momager to Lindsay, was unceremoniously booted from her scheduled guest spot on The View this morning after cohost Rosie O'Donnell made clear on air this week …

Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman: Long-Distance Love  —  Christina Aguilera may be in the middle of a worldwide Back to Basics tour, but she says husband Jordan Bratman knows how to keep the romance alive despite the distance.  —  "He'll fill my room with balloons and I won't be expecting it …

Tennessee Not Ready for Justin's Sexy  —  A Tennessee state senate resolution seeking to honor Memphis native Justin Timberlake, 26, has been postponed after lawmakers took issue with the idea of honoring the pop star who unleashed the breast of Janet Jackson on the eyes of innocents.

Naomi dressing up for a reason?  —  One of the paparazzi snapping Naomi Campbell's community service stint has been unmasked as top fashion photographer Steven Klein, fuelling speculation that the supermodel is set to turn her walk of shame into a magazine shoot.

I am - Kim Kadashian Sex Tape of the Day  —  So it finally dropped and one of you sent it my way.  I would do a film review for you, but figured it'd be easier to talk about it after you've seen it.  So I am posting pretty much the whole thing here for you right now.

Crowe to direct 'Bra Boys'  —  Actor makes his directorial debut  —  Russell Crowe will make his feature directorial debut on Universal and Imagine Entertainment's "Bra Boys," a fact-based drama about a counterculture movement in a surf community in Australia.  —  Brian Grazer will produce.

Britney Tricks Paparazzi as She Quietly Leaves Rehab  —  As Britney Spears quietly checked out of rehab in Malibu Tuesday night, she used a decoy to attend an AA meeting in the L.A. suburb of Topanga.  —  That's right.  Fresh out of rehab, the pop princess is already tricking the pesky paparazzi …

MySpace Fight!  —  Last night Jenna Jameson went to her MySpace to address why she looks like a snail without its shell.  She blamed her ex-husband saying he's crazy and has sucked the hot out of her.  Well, Justin Sterling answered to Jenna on his MySpace:

Ex-Clinton aide takes hard turn to the rite  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Has Dick Morris become an overzealous Catholic?  —  Political insiders who've interacted with the neoconservative say Morris converted from Judaism to Catholicism - and is now "overpassionate" about it.