'PRIVATE' REHAB FOR METCALFE  —  ONE celeb gets out of rehab, another goes in.  On the heels of Britney Spears' release from the Promises clinic, Hollywood hunk Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed.

K-Fed Ain't Getting What You Think  —  News reports are circulating that Kevin Federline will score $19 million in his divorce with Britney.  Hardy har har.  —  TMZ knows the real deal — and Kevin isn't getting anywhere near 19.  The real story — put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce it significantly.

Daniel Smith spoke to a PI before he died, that guy claims foul play  —  When you don't have a lot of experience with the criminal justice system, like me, you wonder why it's taking a while to investigate and prosecute suspicious deaths, like Anna Nicole and her son Daniel.

McMillan sues ex-husband for $40 million  —  DANVILLE, Calif. - Terry McMillan is suing her former husband for $40 million, alleging that he tried to smear her reputation during their highly publicized 2005 divorce.  —  McMillan, 55, filed the complaint Wednesday in Contra Costa County Superior Court …

Lindsay's Mom Falls from View  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Slowly but surely, Team Trump is bolstering its roster.  —  Dina Lohan, momager to Lindsay, was unceremoniously booted from her scheduled guest spot on The View this morning after cohost Rosie O'Donnell made clear on air this week …

Rumer Willis Likes to Party  —  Being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore obviously comes with many daily challenges and decisions.  Like whether or not to wake up at noon or to just keep sleeping.  Or how to properly dump the body of the maid who washed whites with delicates.

Winona Ryder is Back, and So is Her Cleavage  —  Ladies and gentlemen, but mostly gentlemen, may I present Winona Ryder, and Winona Ryder's cleavage.  It's been a while, but she, and they are back.  These pictures of Winona, and her breasts, were taken on the set of The Last Word …

Lindsay Lohan Finds God?  —  Pantyless wild-child Lindsay Lohan, aka Firecrotch, has found religion!  She was spotted out at The Ivy today toting around a book entitled 'God's Promises For Your Every Need'- a book filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion.

Bridget Moynahan Talks About Her Pregnancy  —  It's tough to impress Martha Stewart - but pregnant actress Bridget Moynahan did just that.  —  "Now wouldn't you like to look like that?"  Stewart asked her studio audience while taping an interview with Moynahan set to air on Monday.

T.I. And Tiny Endure A Terrrible Loss!!!  —  It is with great sadness that I have to be the bearer of such unfortunate news.  However, I have received numerous emails, and phone calls from creditable sources of a very discerning nature.  —  T.I.'s long time girlfriend and Baby's mother …

Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman: Long-Distance Love  —  Christina Aguilera may be in the middle of a worldwide Back to Basics tour, but she says husband Jordan Bratman knows how to keep the romance alive despite the distance.  —  "He'll fill my room with balloons and I won't be expecting it …

Mel C Rules Out Spice Girls Reunion - For Now  —  Former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm is denying recent rumors that the group is planning a reunion - but she doesn't rule it out for the future.  —  "There are no plans for it at all with or without me," Chisholm, 33, told PEOPLE Wednesday at a party for the movie I Want Candy in London.

60 Seconds: Fergie  —  Stacy Ferguson, singer with the Black Eyed Peas, is best known as Fergie.  A former child actress, she became a crystal meth addict in her twenties.  Her antics and eccentric dress sense have made her a hit with the gossip-blogging community.  Her solo album, The Dutchess, is out now.

Zooey Shows Her Love for The Sci Fi Channel  —  We're big Zooey Deschanel fans 'round these parts (as I've told you) so it's fun to see she was out giving some love to the geeks at the Sci Fi Channel Upfront Party in NY last night.  Also in the house, for those of you who like yourself a hot sci-fi lady …

Sexy Scarlett Johansson Esquire Outtakes  —  Back in October, we posted some very nice pictures of Scarlett Johansson in Esquire magazine.  And today we've got some great new outtakes from that photoshoot, which I'm sure you'll enjoy.  Unless you don't like seeing Scarlett Johansson in her bra or a swimsuit.

Sarah Jessica Toasts to Water  —  SJP shimmered in blue last night to kick off World Water Day in NY.  She teamed up with Esquire to launch UNICEF's Tap Project, an initiative that offers NYC diners the option of donating $1 for their usually free tap water.