'PRIVATE' REHAB FOR METCALFE  —  ONE celeb gets out of rehab, another goes in.  On the heels of Britney Spears' release from the Promises clinic, Hollywood hunk Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed.

Lindsay Lohan Loves Herself in GQ, and So Do I  —  I know I give Lindsay Lohan a hard time, but let's be honest, she brings it upon herself.  But let it never be said that I don't pay a girl a compliment when she deserves it, and Lindsay Lohan definitely looks great in the new issue of GQ magazine.

Vivica A. Fox A-rrested for DUI  —  TMZ has learned Vivica A. Fox has been busted for DUI.  —  It happened last night on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley at 10:57 PM.  We're told Fox passed a marked black and white while going approximately 80 mph.

H'wood's 9/11 Idiot Brigade  —  SOME celebrities don't know when to keep their traps shut - like Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell, who are throwing their weight behind the twisted theory that the United States government was behind the 9/11 terror attacks.  —  Page Six has learned that Sheen …

Carmen Electra: Not Dating A Lady  —  Carmen Electra's rep is refuting tabloid reports that the 34-year-old former Baywatch babe is involved in a romantic relationship with '80s rocker Joan Jett.  —  Electra's rep tells Usmagazine.com: "They are just friends."

Britney Tricks Paparazzi as She Quietly Leaves Rehab  —  As Britney Spears quietly checked out of rehab in Malibu Tuesday night, she used a decoy to attend an AA meeting in the L.A. suburb of Topanga.  —  That's right.  Fresh out of rehab, the pop princess is already tricking the pesky paparazzi …

I am - Kim Kadashian Sex Tape of the Day  —  So it finally dropped and one of you sent it my way.  I would do a film review for you, but figured it'd be easier to talk about it after you've seen it.  So I am posting pretty much the whole thing here for you right now.

Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman: Long-Distance Love  —  Christina Aguilera may be in the middle of a worldwide Back to Basics tour, but she says husband Jordan Bratman knows how to keep the romance alive despite the distance.  —  "He'll fill my room with balloons and I won't be expecting it …

Daniel Smith spoke to a PI before he died, that guy claims foul play  —  When you don't have a lot of experience with the criminal justice system, like me, you wonder why it's taking a while to investigate and prosecute suspicious deaths, like Anna Nicole and her son Daniel.

K-Fed Ain't Getting What You Think  —  News reports are circulating that Kevin Federline will score $19 million in his divorce with Britney.  Hardy har har.  —  TMZ knows the real deal — and Kevin isn't getting anywhere near 19.  The real story — put a decimal point between the 1 and the 9 and then reduce it significantly.

60 Seconds: Fergie  —  Stacy Ferguson, singer with the Black Eyed Peas, is best known as Fergie.  A former child actress, she became a crystal meth addict in her twenties.  Her antics and eccentric dress sense have made her a hit with the gossip-blogging community.  Her solo album, The Dutchess, is out now.

Ex-Clinton aide takes hard turn to the rite  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Has Dick Morris become an overzealous Catholic?  —  Political insiders who've interacted with the neoconservative say Morris converted from Judaism to Catholicism - and is now "overpassionate" about it.

Letterman's Larry 'Bud' Melman actor dies … NEW YORK (AP) — The balding, bespectacled nebbish who gained cult status as the oddball Larry "Bud" Melman on David Letterman's late-night television shows has died after a long illness.  —  Brooklyn-born Calvert DeForest, who was 85 …

Naomi dressing up for a reason?  —  One of the paparazzi snapping Naomi Campbell's community service stint has been unmasked as top fashion photographer Steven Klein, fuelling speculation that the supermodel is set to turn her walk of shame into a magazine shoot.

Lindsay Lohan Finds God?  —  Pantyless wild-child Lindsay Lohan, aka Firecrotch, has found religion!  She was spotted out at The Ivy today toting around a book entitled 'God's Promises For Your Every Need'- a book filled with wise and comforting Bible passages for every occasion.

T.I. And Tiny Endure A Terrrible Loss!!!  —  It is with great sadness that I have to be the bearer of such unfortunate news.  However, I have received numerous emails, and phone calls from creditable sources of a very discerning nature.  —  T.I.'s long time girlfriend and Baby's mother …

Gisele Denies Pregnancy  —  Gisele Bundchen has finally spoken out, denying reports that she's pregnant with boyfriend Tom Brady's child.  —  "It's crazy how people can make up these stories," the Victoria's Secret model complained on the Spanish TV show Corazon de Primavera.

Woody Harrelson's Father Dies in Prison  —  Woody Harrelson's father, Charles, died in prison last week.  —  Charles Harrelson, 69, had been serving two life sentences in a maximum-security Colorado federal prison for the 1979 slaying of a federal judge.  —  He was found unresponsive …