Mel Goes Ballistic — "Lady, F**k Off!"  —  TMZ has learned Mel Gibson exploded in anger last night on a college campus after an expert on Mayan culture accussed him of racially stereotyping the Mayans in the movie "Apocalypto."  —  It happened last night at Cal State University at Northridge in the San Fernando Valley.

Life's a beach for Kate  —  Model Kate Moss adjusts her teeny tiny swimsuit as she gets down to the business of work on a photo shoot in the Caribbean.  —  The 33-year-old model left her boyfriend Pete Doherty, 29, at home when she flew to St Barts earlier this week for a series of assignments.

Prosecution Over Paris' Stolen Stuff  —  The Los Angeles City Attorney has just filed criminal charges against a T.S.A. employee at Los Angeles International Airport, alleging that he took a high-priced watch out of Paris Hilton's luggage.  —  It happened last year with a baggage screener at British Airways.

Eminem goes to court to shut Kim up  —  MOUNT CLEMENS — Eminem is taking his ex-wife to court to force her to stop talking trash about him.  —  The rap superstar, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, is scheduled to appear in Macomb Circuit Court on Monday after filing a motion intended …

Halle Berry: Forever 15  —  Once a year, Halle Berry, 40, tries on the Mickey Mouse jeans she bought when she was 15.  —  "It's my annual test," she reveals in the April issue of InStyle.  "I try them on once a year, and if I can still fit into them, all is good in the world!"

Jay-Z exec deal looks def jammed  —  Have money and ego come between Jay-Z and L.A. Reid?  Two years ago, Reid, chairman of Island/Def Jam, surprised the record industry by naming the hip-hop superstar as CEO of his Def Jam label.  Some wondered whether the big-pimpin', Beyoncé-datin' rapper had the patience for corporate life.

DiCaprio, Winslet to star in 'Road'  —  Duo together again for 'Revolutionary'  —  Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are teaming for the first time since "Titanic" to star in DreamWorks' "Revolutionary Road."  —  Sam Mendes will direct the pic, based on the acclaimed 1961 novel by Richard Yates about post-war disillusionment.

SHE'S NOT JOLIE OVER ADOPTION  —  Click 'Discussion Board' to share your thoughts on the celebrity adoption fad.  —  BAND-AID heiress Casey Johnson, who claims to be in the process of adopting a baby girl from Kazakhstan, is still sad she wasn't able to adopt an urchin from Cambodia, as Angelina Jolie did.

Sleep drug killed Anna, 2 mags say  —  Anna Nicole Smith died of a lethal level of a potent sleep medication, but she had a raging blood infection that could have killed her had she not overdosed, an exclusive report revealed yesterday.  —  Smith took the speedy sleep-inducer chloral hydrate …

Cameron Keeps Up Her Smiley Gym Routine  —  It looks like Fit might be onto something, because (for whatever reason) Cameron's pre/post-gym photo ops are still 100% happy times.  Working out makes you happy right?  Sigh, I should totally know the answer to that from experience.

Toe sucker Tommy Lee  —  Tommy Lee has started sucking men's toes, it has been claimed.  —  The Motley Crue drummer - who has previously confessed he is so obsessed by feet he prowls shoe shops in the hope of catching a glimpse of womens' toes - shocked onlookers at Seattle's Feniz club …

WEDDING BELLS FOR JESSICA & JOHN?!?  —  ugh, i really dislike john mayer...i don't know why...just do.  and doesn't he bear a resemblance to edward scissorhands??  —  A perfect match considering he looks a bit retarded while performing and she's simply retarded.

Christina Aguilera Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  Earlier this week we had pics of Fergie with her new orange skin and now Christina Aguilera has joined her in what appears to be the latest fad sweeping Hollywood.  Yes folks, the color orange is hot these days, so hurry up and apply …

Britney Spears Wins Court Order Against 'John Doe'  —  Britney Spears has won an injunction against a mystery person who her lawyers claim has been leaking information about her time in rehab to the British press.  —  According to a statement from the media law firm Schillings …

The Chick Who Was The First America's Next Top Model And Who Married Peter Brady Is Having A Breakdown  —  Why is she so stressed?  Is she that busy?  Have they parlayed that much of a career out of a reality tv show three car pileup?  I'm baffled.  And can you tell it's a slow news Friday?

Chloe Sevigny at a Cocktail Party at Bergdorf Goodman, NYC, Mar 21  —  Wow, nasty.  —  Anonymous  —  she is a man I swear!!!!!  —  Gross gross!  Why always with the day-glo red lipstick??  Not flattering.  I don't know who's uglier - her or Sandra Bernhardt.  Anyone??

Wentworth Miller Wows Fans  —  Wentworth Miller, star of the popular TV series ``Prison Break'' won the hearts of Korean fans with his intelligence, charisma and even his singing during a fan meeting event at the Shilla Hotel, Seoul on Friday.  Miller was in Seoul for two days, as the new model for Korean brand Bean Pole Jeans.