Kate Moss Topless / Nipple Slip Pictures  —  This is by no means the first time we've seen Kate Moss topless, or a Kate Moss nipple slip, but that doesn't make it any less welcome.  Sure, Kate Moss doesn't have very big breasts, but she does have some crazy long nipples, so make of that what you will.

Mel Goes Ballistic — "Lady, F**k Off!"  —  TMZ has learned Mel Gibson exploded in anger last night on a college campus after an expert on Mayan culture accussed him of racially stereotyping the Mayans in the movie "Apocalypto."  —  It happened last night at Cal State University at Northridge in the San Fernando Valley.

Eminem goes to court to shut Kim up  —  MOUNT CLEMENS — Eminem is taking his ex-wife to court to force her to stop talking trash about him.  —  The rap superstar, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, is scheduled to appear in Macomb Circuit Court on Monday after filing a motion intended …

Baggage burglars?  Celebs accuse airport workers of theft  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — The City Attorney's Office is expected to file misdemeanor theft charges against a group of screeners at Los Angeles International Airport suspected of stealing personal items from celebrities and other travelers.

Halle Berry: Forever 15  —  Once a year, Halle Berry, 40, tries on the Mickey Mouse jeans she bought when she was 15.  —  "It's my annual test," she reveals in the April issue of InStyle.  "I try them on once a year, and if I can still fit into them, all is good in the world!"

SHE'S NOT JOLIE OVER ADOPTION  —  Click 'Discussion Board' to share your thoughts on the celebrity adoption fad.  —  BAND-AID heiress Casey Johnson, who claims to be in the process of adopting a baby girl from Kazakhstan, is still sad she wasn't able to adopt an urchin from Cambodia, as Angelina Jolie did.

Jay-Z exec deal looks def jammed  —  Have money and ego come between Jay-Z and L.A. Reid?  Two years ago, Reid, chairman of Island/Def Jam, surprised the record industry by naming the hip-hop superstar as CEO of his Def Jam label.  Some wondered whether the big-pimpin', Beyoncé-datin' rapper had the patience for corporate life.

Cameron Keeps Up Her Smiley Gym Routine  —  It looks like Fit might be onto something, because (for whatever reason) Cameron's pre/post-gym photo ops are still 100% happy times.  Working out makes you happy right?  Sigh, I should totally know the answer to that from experience.

Anna Nicole Smith Secret Diaries sold for Half a Mil  —  As reported earlier, Anna Nicole Smith's secret diaries fell into the hands of a business man looking to make some quick money.  The diaries were reportedly penned during the years of 1992 - 1994, and are filled with absolute comedy gold.

The Chick Who Was The First America's Next Top Model And Who Married Peter Brady Is Having A Breakdown  —  Why is she so stressed?  Is she that busy?  Have they parlayed that much of a career out of a reality tv show three car pileup?  I'm baffled.  And can you tell it's a slow news Friday?

Christina Aguilera Has A New Skin Color: Orange  —  Earlier this week we had pics of Fergie with her new orange skin and now Christina Aguilera has joined her in what appears to be the latest fad sweeping Hollywood.  Yes folks, the color orange is hot these days, so hurry up and apply …

TV Guide Is Sexy  —  ABC is sexy.  That's what TV Guide is telling us. in their first list of the sexiest, ABC holds down half of the sexiest slots, with NBC taking five slots.  Patrick Dempsey and Evangeline Lily topped the men and women categories.  However, Dr. McSteamy didn't even make the cut.

Wentworth Miller Wows Fans  —  Wentworth Miller, star of the popular TV series ``Prison Break'' won the hearts of Korean fans with his intelligence, charisma and even his singing during a fan meeting event at the Shilla Hotel, Seoul on Friday.  Miller was in Seoul for two days, as the new model for Korean brand Bean Pole Jeans.

Chloe Sevigny at a Cocktail Party at Bergdorf Goodman, NYC, Mar 21  —  Wow, nasty.  —  Anonymous  —  she is a man I swear!!!!!  —  Gross gross!  Why always with the day-glo red lipstick??  Not flattering.  I don't know who's uglier - her or Sandra Bernhardt.  Anyone??

Naomi — So Long, B**ches!  —  Naomi Campbell said goodbye — and screw you — to her five-day stint in community service.  —  The supermodel left her last day of punishment with a bang — donning a no doubt punishingly expensive metallic silver sequined evening gown, accented with a chrome, cell-phone-retardant cinched waist.

WEDDING BELLS FOR JESSICA & JOHN?!?  —  ugh, i really dislike john mayer...i don't know why...just do.  and doesn't he bear a resemblance to edward scissorhands??  —  A perfect match considering he looks a bit retarded while performing and she's simply retarded.

Britney Spears Wins Court Order Against 'John Doe'  —  Britney Spears has won an injunction against a mystery person who her lawyers claim has been leaking information about her time in rehab to the British press.  —  According to a statement from the media law firm Schillings …