Britney Spears Hospital Visit Not An Emergency  —  A gossip website is reporting that their inside sources have told them that Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital.  I have learned that it's absolutely nothing serious, and that it is in fact a visit to the dentist.

Allegra Versace drops to 32kg  —  Fashion queen Donatella Versace is in the depths of despair as her only daughter clings to life in her battle against anorexia.  —  Weighing a shocking 32kg, Allegra Beck Versace has been forced to undergo treatment in a medical and psychiatric facility.

Willis enjoys a brief birthday Love affair  —  Bruce Willis celebrated turning 52 last week, and one of his presents was a makeout session with Courtney Love.  —  Rock 'n' roll!  —  The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. "They were full-on making out," laughs a witness.

Are Blunt and Lohan in 'Beautiful' relationship?  —  Plus: German TV shushes John Travolta's Scientology talk  —  James Blunt may be singing "You're Beautiful" to Lindsay Lohan.  —  The crooner and the "Mean Girls" star were spotted leaving a Hollywood nightclub together.

Nicole Kidman's really bad hair day  —  There's having a bad hair day, and then there's having a really bad hair day.  Which is what Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman seems to be having.  —  With her big hair set in an odd wave and set style Kidman looked far from her usual stylish red carpet self.

Palace Denies Prince Harry Scuffled with Photog  —  Claims that Prince Harry was involved in a scuffle with a photographer outside one of his favorite nighttime haunts were denied Monday.  —  Photographs in the British tabloids Sunday and Monday show Harry, 22, tumbling to the floor …

Piven commits a Nobu no-no  —  Jeremy Piven not on tip-top behavior?  Say it ain't so!  —  The "Entourage" arriviste has reportedly been warned to keep away from Nobu Matsuhisa 's restaurant empire after boorish behavior in Aspen during the recent U.S. Comedy Arts Festival.

Turtles top box office with $25 million  —  LOS ANGELES - The ninja turtles are back, and they're winning.  The Warner Bros. adventure "TMNT," a computer-animated update of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" comics, cartoons and 1990s live-action movies, debuted as the top weekend flick …

Pregnant Sarah McLachlan snorkeling in Hawaii  —  Singer-songwriter Sarah McLachlan, 39, who's expecting her second child, reportedly in July, was photographed preparing to snorkel off the Maui coast last Tuesday.  The new baby will join big sister India, 4 1/2.  —  Photo by Splash News, splashnews.com, splashnewsonline.com

Britney's Out of Rehab and We're Back to Scrutinizing Her Every Move  —  Like we ever really stopped.  —  Friday evening, Britney Spears stunned the attendees of an advanced hip-hop dance class at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood basically by showing up.  People Magazine reports:

Heather Locklear Likes her Cleavage, and So Do I  —  If there's one woman in Hollywood who never seems to age, it's got to be Heather Locklear.  I don't know which demon she signed a deal with, but she picked the right one.  Heather Locklear looks amazing, and obviously, so do her breasts.

Britney Spears Fixing Her "Hair" at the Salon?  —  I assume that Britney was at the Hairdresser watching a friend get something done?  Whatever!  This girl needs to get a stylist desperately.  Its like she doesn't look in the mirror before she leaves the house.

Brit Tries To Get Her Hair Back!  —  Britney Spears caused a brawl on her first weekend out of rehab!  The rehabilitated pop princess left her Hollywood Hills home at 6pm on Sat Mar 24th and headed to exclusive Epitome Salon in Bel Air, CA.  The star entered the empty salon and sat in a chair …

Kevin Spends B-Day with Sons, Shar Jackson  —  While his ex Britney Spears worked on her dance moves back in Los Angeles, Kevin Federline celebrated his 29th birthday over the weekend in Las Vegas with his kids and ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.  —  Returning three weeks after a visit …

Madonna Wants To Make Record With Stella McCartney.  —  Madonna Wants To Make Record With Stella McCartney.  —  MADONNA has offered to help fashion designer pal STELLA McCARTNEY make a record, if she ever decides to follow in her former BEATLE father's footsteps.

Oops!  —  People Magazine has brought Robert Kardashian back to life!  He passed in 2003, but came back to life to watch his slutbaghodaughter on the runway.  Hahaha, I've made worse mistakes.  —  I'm sure he's rolling in his grave anyway, because of THIS or THIS!  —  Thanks Court

Scarlett Johansson: 'I Will Definitely Have Plastic Surgery'  —  Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson plans to go under the knife in a bid to avoid becoming an "old hag" - as she insists she has no problems with beauty-enhancing surgery.  The star, who is the face of cosmetics giant L'Oreal …