LOHAN'S NEW WARNING TO DAD  —  LINDSAY Lohan finally talked to her estranged, felonious father, Michael Lohan, and told him, "You still haven't changed.  Don't go near my mother ever again," a source told Page Six.  "It wasn't the phone call Michael wanted."

Joel Madden: I Did 'Right' By Hilary Duff  —  Though Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden and Hilary Duff split last November, the tattooed rocker hasn't spoken a word publicly about the breakup - until now.  —  "I kind of ignored it and tried to just continue to live my life," Madden, 28, tells PEOPLE.

'GRINDHOUSE' STAR SEES RED  —  ROSE McGowan had her female co-stars in "Grindhouse" ready to scratch her eyes out at the L.A. premiere after she had her reps warn them not to wear red because McGowan didn't want her own red dress upstaged.  "It caused quite a stir.  The feeling is she's self-obsessed," said our spy.

Where Is the Bud?  Black Eyed Pea Popped for DUI  —  Taboo, a member of the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas, was arrested on DUI charges last night after he crashed his car about 20 miles east of Los Angeles.  —  According to police, Taboo aka Jaime Luis Gomez, was cited for possession of less …

Britney in church gun threat drama  —  Britney Spears was caught up in a gun scare after a security guard threatened to shoot a photographer trying to snap her.  —  The undercover officer aimed his weapon at the paparazzi and shouted: 'Get out of your car, get down'.

Cruise's Scientology beliefs worry man's family  —  Plus: Twin nose jobs coming for Mary-Kate and Ashley?  —  The family of a man Tom Cruise will play in an upcoming movie aren't thrilled with the actor's beliefs.  —  Tom Cruise is set to play the role of a man who tried to kill Adolf Hitler …

BOSOM BUDDIES  —  PRATT HIT SIRIUS AIRWAVES, DROPS BOMBSHELL  —  JANE Pratt, the trailblazing magazine editor who either quit or was forced out of her eponymous mag Jane at Condé Nast in mid-2005, finally launches a comeback with her own talk radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Friday evenings.

Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett Struggle To Keep Romance Private  —  Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is going out of her way to keep her new romance with Josh Hartnett out of prying eyes after enjoying public affairs with Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey.  The star and her actor beau fled …

Anna Nicole's unlikely pitch  —  Anna Nicole Smith was so desperate to play her icon, Marilyn Monroe, on the big screen, she offered to finance a film about the life of Monroe's one-time husband Joe DiMaggio.  —  But "DiMaggio: Setting the Record Straight" author Marv Schneider says Smith was turned down.

Bomb Threat at E! Channel Building  —  TMZ has learned that just moments ago, "E! News" host Giuliana DePandi and a slew of other E! Entertainment Television employees were evacuated from their Los Angeles office building after a "bomb threat" was phoned into security.

Yikes!  Courtney Love Bikini Pictures  —  I would like to apologize in advance for posting these Courtney Love bikini pictures because well, it's Courtney Love in a bikini!  Obviously, there's nothing sexy about these photos but I do want to say that for a woman her age and for the amount …

Mary-Kate Goes Business Casual to the Office  —  OMG, you guys.  Mary-Kate is totally wearing pants and an appropriately fitting top!  I know that Olsen Wardrobe Watch '07 may be getting a little tedious (except for the two of you who are with me on this return-to-normalcy excitement), but seriously, she's cute here!

Jen Wants a Manhattan Man  —  Ladies of New York: You've got competition!  —  Sources tell Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston, 38, wants to move to Manhattan for better dating prospects.  —  "Jennifer is dying to move to New York City," an Aniston pal tells Us.

Alaina's "A.I." Showmance?  —  Sexy "American Idol" castoff Alaina Alexander and top ten finalist Chris [Timberlake] Richardson may have sparked more than just a friendship on the show.  An inside source revealed exclusively to TMZ that the pair "hit it off instantly," and even after the busty songstress …

Angelina's Double Life  —  Angelina Jolie recently announced, to much fanfare, that she would be a stay-at-home mom.  "I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life," Jolie told the Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper on March 16.  "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for the moment."

A world of candids  —  (click on thumbnails for larger images)  —  Michelle Williams on the set of Incendiary  —  Liv Tyler at a park in Manhattan  —  Keira Knightley walking through Soho Square  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer leaving Pace in Laurel Canyon  —  Jennifer Aniston in Beverly Hills

Uma Thurman's Breasts Have Fun on the Beach  —  Yowsers!  Check out Uma Thurman and her boobs on the beach.  Granted, they're covered up, but not by much.  With all those positions she's in, you have to give her swimsuit points for keeping everything in check.  Though those should probably be demerit points.

HUCKABEES CLIP A CLOONEY PRODUCTION?  —  No one knows who leaked the videos of David O. Russell throwing tantrums on the set of I Heart Huckabees—but if you think George Clooney had something to do with it, you're not alone.  —  Last fall, we reported that a number of Hollywood agents …