Hayden Panettiere: Don't Call Me Lindsay!  —  "Heroes" cheerleader Hayden Panettiere was mistaken for Lindsay Lohan last night — and was she ever pissed!  —  TMZ spotted Hayden leaving Hollywood hotspot L Scorpion last night with co-stars Milo Ventimiglia and Leonard Roberts …

Britney says K-Fed her 'biggest mistake'  —  Plus: He'll get big bucks, plus kids four out of seven days  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have hammered out the details of their split, and it's reportedly going to cost the "Toxic" singer $13 million.  What's more, Star magazine …

STAR EXCLUSIVE!  K-Fed's Younger Brother in Jail for Boozing!  —  In June 2005, Britney Spears and then-hubby Kevin Federline attended the high school graduation of his younger brother, Cameron Federline, in Cameron's hometown of Pendleton, Oregon.  Now fresh out of rehab …

HEIDI'S MOM SPILLS ABOUT THE HILLS  —  Will Heidi Montag stay with Malibu's Least Wanted Spencer Pratt?  Will Heidi and Lauren Conrad cease being friends?  And is Heidi really becoming a pop star?  —  For answers, Radar called Darlene Egelhoff, a real-estate broker in Crested Butte, Colorado—and Heidi's moms.

One Doctor Prescribed All 11 Prescriptions In Anna Nicole's Hotel Room  —  One doctor authorized all 11 prescription medications found in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room the day the Playboy Playmate died of a drug overdose, according to documents released by the medical examiner's office Wednesday.

COVER STORY: Valerie Bertinelli Says 'I'm Fat'  —  Valerie Bertinelli, best known for her 1975-84 sitcom One Day at a Time, has landed a brand new role: Joining Kirstie Alley as the new celebrity face - and body - for Jenny Craig, PEOPLE reports in its new cover story.

Scarlett Johansson's Nude Ban  —  Trying to figure out the truth when it comes to seeing Scarlett Johansson nude is just about the hardest thing a blogger can do.  One day you hear that all it would take for Scarlett Johansson to get naked on screen is the right part, the next she says she won't ever do a nude scene.

Tony Bennett Pulls Out Of 'Idol' Appearance  —  The show won't be going on for Tony Bennett on tonight's "American Idol."  —  The legendary crooner, who turned eighty a few months ago, is not well enough to put his golden pipes on the air.  —  According to a spokesperson for the star, he has a cold.

"Project Runway" Hits Turbulence  —  TMZ has learned that L.A. casting for the new season of "Project Runway" was a fashion disaster!  —  Sources tell TMZ that auditions held this weekend at the downtown Standard Hotel had a record low turnout.  We're told that since lines were not very long …

Keith Richards: read the interview the world is talking about in full  —  Read the full piece, including how Keith snorted his father, on NME.COM now  —  It's the interview the whole world is talking about today (April 4) - Keith Richards telling NME what rock 'n' roll has taught him.

Tori Talks: How Angelina Helped My Birth  —  Last month marked the most frenetic time of Tori Spelling's life.  On March 13, the star of Tori & Dean: Inn Love gave birth to son Liam, her first child with husband of 11 months, actor Dean McDermott, 40.  —  But Liam didn't come easily.

From 'Sex & the City' to echh! in the park  —  That's no crazy lady rooting through the trash, that's Cynthia Nixon!  —  A visitor to Riverside Park last Thursday threw out an empty Ziploc bag that had contained some candy.  "A woman got up off the bench and fished through the garbage to get my Ziploc," she says.

Kate & Owen's Romance: The Real Deal  —  After months of playing it cool, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are turning up the heat on their romance - with his brother Luke's blessing  —  "He seems very happy," says Owen's younger brother, actor Luke Wilson.  "[Kate] is a very nice girl."

Tobey Maguire Talks About His Rocky Childhood  —  Before swinging into the public consciousness as Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire had a tough time getting his footing in life.  —  Only 3 when his parents - who were 18 and 20 when he was born - split, the actor, 31, tells Parade magazine …

Queen Sanjaya Will Reign!  —  American Idol sucks plain and simple.  I have a love/hate relationship with it.  I hate myself when I'm watching it, but I can't NOT watch it.  I think I've been hypnotized by Melinda DoLOTS' no neck.  —  Anyway, last week I guessed the bottom 3 right, but effed up on who was actually going home.

PARIS DUI SKETCH CLIPPED  —  PARIS Hilton acted in an MTV comedy sketch featuring a drunk ditz getting pulled over for DUI - but last week, her lawyers threatened to sue the network if it wasn't deleted from tomorrow's debut episode of "ShortCircuitz."  Viewers of the sketch comedy show …