Did Keith Richards Really Snort His Dad's Ashes?  No — It Was A Joke!  —  Comments made in magazine interview were only 'said in jest,' manager tells MTV News.  —  Maybe you saw that Keith Richards item that started popping up all over the place on Tuesday (April 3) …

Britney says K-Fed her 'biggest mistake'  —  Plus: He'll get big bucks, plus kids four out of seven days  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have hammered out the details of their split, and it's reportedly going to cost the "Toxic" singer $13 million.  What's more, Star magazine …

From 'Sex & the City' to echh! in the park  —  That's no crazy lady rooting through the trash, that's Cynthia Nixon!  —  A visitor to Riverside Park last Thursday threw out an empty Ziploc bag that had contained some candy.  "A woman got up off the bench and fished through the garbage to get my Ziploc," she says.

Tori Talks: How Angelina Helped My Birth  —  Last month marked the most frenetic time of Tori Spelling's life.  On March 13, the star of Tori & Dean: Inn Love gave birth to son Liam, her first child with husband of 11 months, actor Dean McDermott, 40.  —  But Liam didn't come easily.

Exclusive: The Hills' Heidi Montag Gets Implants  —  Now there's even more to love about Heidi Montag, star of the MTV reality show The Hills.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Montag, 20, underwent breast augmentation surgery on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.

PARIS DUI SKETCH CLIPPED  —  PARIS Hilton acted in an MTV comedy sketch featuring a drunk ditz getting pulled over for DUI - but last week, her lawyers threatened to sue the network if it wasn't deleted from tomorrow's debut episode of "ShortCircuitz."  Viewers of the sketch comedy show …

SPLITSVILLE FOR ZAHN, HUBBY  —  JUST three weeks after Page Six ran a blind item about their crumbling marriage, Paula Zahn and her husband, real-estate magnate Richard Cohen, have filed for divorce.  The blind item asked, "Which TV news anchorwoman is about to get separated from her husband?

Lindsay & Hilary: Burying the Hatchet  —  They famously feuded over singer Aaron Carter, 19, (who dated them both), but Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Hilary Duff, 19, put it all behind them at Hollywood club Les Deux on March 30.  Lohan hugged Duff and partied by her side.  —  So where did the bad blood begin?

Travolta in jet scare  —  HOLLYWOOD star John Travolta made an emergency landing in his private Qantas jet after it was hit by engine problems.  —  The Pulp Fiction actor, 53 - a qualified pilot - was flying the Boeing 707 himself when it was hit by the mid-air scare.

LOSS OF ALLURE  —  KATE Moss has started to gather moss.  For the first time in a decade, it looks as though the reed-thin supermodel will not make FHM's annual list of the "World's Sexiest 100 Women."  While she ranked No. 87 last year, she's now thousands of votes short of making the Top 100, with the contest ending next week.

CSI: Miami Seeks Bald Britney-Type  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Having already been ripped from the headlines, Britney Spears will just be taking a seat on the sidelines for this one.  —  A character inspired by the recently shorn pop star will appear in an upcoming episode of CSI:Miami …

Britney Spears Seen Coked Up: NYC Nightclub Sex Rumors Resurface  —  Britney Spears, cocaine and toilet stall sex?  Who'd thunk it?  Certainly not us.  However, according to a published report, that's exactly what happened recently.  —  While in NYC during Fashion Week this past February …

Heather Mills says she's no gold digger  —  NEW YORK - Heather Mills says her love don't cost a thing.  "All I did was to fall in love with someone madly, and I'm constantly being vilified in the press for it," Mills tells E! Entertainment Television's "E! News" in an interview that was to air Tuesday night.

Inside Halle Berry  —  On receiving her Hollywood Walk of Fame star this morning, Halle Berry said to the crowd: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now.  I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."  This generated a massive lecherous whoop from the crowd …

'Out' Ranks the Top 50 Gays; Anderson Is No. 2  —  When New York did a "Gay Life Now" issue in 2001, only seven of the forty prominent New York gays asked to pose for the cover were willing.  Those big shots may have been gay, and they may have been out, but it just wouldn't do for them to be gay and out on the cover of a magazine.

NBC RENEWS '30 ROCK' FOR 2007-2008 SEASON  —  NBC ADDS '30 ROCK' TO 2007-08 PRIMETIME SEASON WITH EARLY RENEWAL OF CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMEDY  —  NBC will renew its critically acclaimed comedy "30 Rock" (returning to the network's lineup on Thursday, April 5, with a special supersized episode …

Ron Jeremy Allegedly Cops a Feel; Cops Called  —  TMZ has learned legendary porn star Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report claiming Ron acted like a boob by grabbing hers, and then signing it without permission.  —  The alleged incident occurred Saturday during …

COVER STORY: Valerie Bertinelli Says 'I'm Fat'  —  Valerie Bertinelli, best known for her 1975-84 sitcom One Day at a Time, has landed a brand new role: Joining Kirstie Alley as the new celebrity face - and body - for Jenny Craig, PEOPLE reports in its new cover story.