Naomi Watts' pre-birth wedding  —  Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are to marry in the next few months - before their baby is due.  —  The couple, who were planning to tie the knot after Naomi gives birth, have now decided they want to walk down the aisle as soon as possible so they are husband …

Lauren Conrad: There's No Sex Tape!  —  The Hills star Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.  Conrad confirms to Usmagazine.com that "There is no sex tape that exists."  —  The statement comes in response to recent reports online …

Fitty's radio comment may be tagged as in-Cent-sitive  —  Hip-hop artist 50 Cent added his two cents on the Tony Yayo assault case - and inserted his foot in his mouth at the same time.  —  Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's notorious G-Unit crew, was arrested last week for allegedly attacking …

Complete Hypocrisy  —  Paris Hilton called someone else a "whore."  —  *crickets* … First off, she just left the Roosevelt because she got paid a sawbuck to do a bottle show.  Secondly, someone with that much Valtrex in her bag shouldn't be speculating on anyone else's sexual appetite.

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

Britney Spears Cuts Price on Malibu Mansion  —  Victoria and David Beckham aren't the only celebrities with real-estate woes: Britney Spears is having trouble selling her Malibu mansion.  —  Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million.

Pirates Costar Walks Publicity Plank  —  He may play Johnny Depp's dad in the latest installment, but it's doubtful Keith Richards will live to see the next.  —  The Rolling Stones alum was kidding when he said he snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dad's cremated remains, but Disney …

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.

Ron Jeremy — Serial Grabber?  —  Ron Jeremy shouldn't be so quick to whip out his pen.  —  TMZ obtained a photo from another woman who claims The Hedgehog put his John, er, Hancock on her boob without permission.  The woman, seen in the above photo, described the scene to TMZ: "[Jeremy] signed my friend without asking.

Vintage Scary Spice  —  I knew homegirl was not strictly dickly!  No wonder she was Eddie's beard!

Martha Dodges Upstaters' Ire  —  MARTHA Stewart couldn't stand the heat she's been getting from her upstate neighbors for trying to trademark the name of her "hometown" Katonah - so she got out of the kitchen.  —  Stewart was supposed to show up at St. Matthew's Church in Bedford a few days ago …

Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.

Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!

Britney Spears Has Another New Boyfriend  —  After meeting him during her stay at Promises, Britney Spears is now reportedly dating musician, Howie Day.  Spears is said to have "fell hard" for Day and is taking him to her cousin's wedding on June 2.  MSNBC reports:

He has a need for speed  —  LONG BEACH, Calif. — At age 62, his force remains strong.  —  Training for his second go-around in Toyota's Pro/Celebrity Race, Star Wars creator George Lucas climbed behind the wheel of a silver Scion tC on Tuesday and reached speeds of up to 112 mph.