Lauren Conrad: There's No Sex Tape!  —  The Hills star Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.  Conrad confirms to Usmagazine.com that "There is no sex tape that exists."  —  The statement comes in response to recent reports online …

Complete Hypocrisy  —  Paris Hilton called someone else a "whore."  —  *crickets* … First off, she just left the Roosevelt because she got paid a sawbuck to do a bottle show.  Secondly, someone with that much Valtrex in her bag shouldn't be speculating on anyone else's sexual appetite.

Pirates Costar Walks Publicity Plank  —  He may play Johnny Depp's dad in the latest installment, but it's doubtful Keith Richards will live to see the next.  —  The Rolling Stones alum was kidding when he said he snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dad's cremated remains, but Disney …

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.

Britney Spears Cuts Price on Malibu Mansion  —  Victoria and David Beckham aren't the only celebrities with real-estate woes: Britney Spears is having trouble selling her Malibu mansion.  —  Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million.

Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.

What's Wrong With This Picture?  —  TMZ has obtained an exclusive photo of Ron Jeremy allegedly battering a woman at a porno convention in Miami Beach last weekend.  —  According to a police report filed by Leslie Sanchez, seen in the above photo, the legendary porn star stuck his hands under her blouse …

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole  —  We've obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.  According to a source, problems plagued the set.  Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi.

BEAT THE CLOCK  —  NAOMI Watts and her boyfriend, Liev Schreiber, have decided they don't want their unborn child to be illegitimate.  The couple once planned to marry after their first child is born.  But now Watts wants to tie the knot with Schreiber, 39, before she gives birth in late summer.

He has a need for speed  —  LONG BEACH, Calif. — At age 62, his force remains strong.  —  Training for his second go-around in Toyota's Pro/Celebrity Race, Star Wars creator George Lucas climbed behind the wheel of a silver Scion tC on Tuesday and reached speeds of up to 112 mph.

Vintage Scary Spice  —  I knew homegirl was not strictly dickly!  No wonder she was Eddie's beard!

Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!

Fergie Headed for an Oscar!!!  Someday...  Fergie is back in LA and back to her strict training regimen, power juice fanny pack and all!  That's the Fergie Fergs I love!  Who am I kidding, I even love TMI Fergie.  Only, a little bit less.  —  I'm especially excited to meet Stacy Ferguson, distinguished actress.

Britney Spears Has Another New Boyfriend  —  After meeting him during her stay at Promises, Britney Spears is now reportedly dating musician, Howie Day.  Spears is said to have "fell hard" for Day and is taking him to her cousin's wedding on June 2.  MSNBC reports:

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Was Named After Angelina's Brother  —  The Most Beautiful Woman's brother is saying that Angie named her biological kid Shiloh after him.  He's talking A LOT lately.  Is Ange cool with that?  He'd better recall that despite the role alongside her in "Tomb Raider," …