BEAT THE CLOCK  —  NAOMI Watts and her boyfriend, Liev Schreiber, have decided they don't want their unborn child to be illegitimate.  The couple once planned to marry after their first child is born.  But now Watts wants to tie the knot with Schreiber, 39, before she gives birth in late summer.

Anna Nicole Smith's Diaries: Sex, Drugs and Food  —  Two diaries kept by Anna Nicole Smith in the early 1990s paint a portrait of a woman apparently deeply in love with her then-husband, J. Howard Marshall II, but often worried about her weight and disdainful of sex.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOCKED INTO DEAL WITH MANAGER SHE 'HATES'  —  Does Britney Spears "hate" her manager, Larry Rudolph?  And is Rudolph even her manager?  —  Here's a better question: Who is in charge of Britney Spears, anyway?  —  A day of frustrating phone calls yesterday leads me to believe …

Fitty's radio comment may be tagged as in-Cent-sitive  —  Hip-hop artist 50 Cent added his two cents on the Tony Yayo assault case - and inserted his foot in his mouth at the same time.  —  Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's notorious G-Unit crew, was arrested last week for allegedly attacking …

YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Laguna Beach and The Hills reality stars Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler made a sex tape and it looks like it will be hitting the internet any day now...  Will these stars never learn?  If you don't want a sex tape leaking, then do not make one in the first place!

Dita Von Teese on Marilyn Manson: 'We're Not Friends'  —  Dita Von Teese may be ready to move on from her marriage to Marilyn Manson, but circumstances have kept the pair in contact.  —  "We're in touch," Von Teese, 34, told PEOPLE Thursday at the julib.com party for the musical Wicked at Hollywood hot spot Social Hollywood.

Miss Hilton's Whore-iffic Fan Encounter  —  Paris Hilton had some endearing words for an excited fan last night — when Paris lovingly called her "whore."  —  A Paris-ite tracked her idol to the Roosevelt Hotel last night and started screaming, "You're so sexy ... I love you sexy, I really love you" to the heiress.

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

Pirates Costar Walks Publicity Plank  —  He may play Johnny Depp's dad in the latest installment, but it's doubtful Keith Richards will live to see the next.  —  The Rolling Stones alum was kidding when he said he snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dad's cremated remains, but Disney …

Britney Spears Cuts Price on Malibu Mansion  —  Victoria and David Beckham aren't the only celebrities with real-estate woes: Britney Spears is having trouble selling her Malibu mansion.  —  Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million.

Ron Jeremy — Serial Grabber?  —  Ron Jeremy shouldn't be so quick to whip out his pen.  —  TMZ obtained a photo from another woman who claims The Hedgehog put his John, er, Hancock on her boob without permission.  The woman, seen in the above photo, described the scene to TMZ: "[Jeremy] signed my friend without asking.

Vintage Scary Spice  —  I knew homegirl was not strictly dickly!  No wonder she was Eddie's beard!

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.