Naomi Watts' pre-birth wedding  —  Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are to marry in the next few months - before their baby is due.  —  The couple, who were planning to tie the knot after Naomi gives birth, have now decided they want to walk down the aisle as soon as possible so they are husband …

Fitty's radio comment may be tagged as in-Cent-sitive  —  Hip-hop artist 50 Cent added his two cents on the Tony Yayo assault case - and inserted his foot in his mouth at the same time.  —  Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's notorious G-Unit crew, was arrested last week for allegedly attacking …

YOUR SHOUTS:  —  Laguna Beach and The Hills reality stars Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler made a sex tape and it looks like it will be hitting the internet any day now...  Will these stars never learn?  If you don't want a sex tape leaking, then do not make one in the first place!

BRITNEY SPEARS LOCKED INTO DEAL WITH MANAGER SHE 'HATES'  —  Does Britney Spears "hate" her manager, Larry Rudolph?  And is Rudolph even her manager?  —  Here's a better question: Who is in charge of Britney Spears, anyway?  —  A day of frustrating phone calls yesterday leads me to believe …

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

Miss Hilton's Whore-iffic Fan Encounter  —  Paris Hilton had some endearing words for an excited fan last night — when Paris lovingly called her "whore."  —  A Paris-ite tracked her idol to the Roosevelt Hotel last night and started screaming, "You're so sexy ... I love you sexy, I really love you" to the heiress.

Anna Nicole Smith's Diaries: Sex, Drugs and Food  —  Two diaries kept by Anna Nicole Smith in the early 1990s paint a portrait of a woman apparently deeply in love with her then-husband, J. Howard Marshall II, but often worried about her weight and disdainful of sex.

Pirates Costar Walks Publicity Plank  —  He may play Johnny Depp's dad in the latest installment, but it's doubtful Keith Richards will live to see the next.  —  The Rolling Stones alum was kidding when he said he snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dad's cremated remains, but Disney …

Britney Spears Cuts Price on Malibu Mansion  —  Victoria and David Beckham aren't the only celebrities with real-estate woes: Britney Spears is having trouble selling her Malibu mansion.  —  Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million.

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.

Martha Dodges Upstaters' Ire  —  MARTHA Stewart couldn't stand the heat she's been getting from her upstate neighbors for trying to trademark the name of her "hometown" Katonah - so she got out of the kitchen.  —  Stewart was supposed to show up at St. Matthew's Church in Bedford a few days ago …

Vintage Scary Spice  —  I knew homegirl was not strictly dickly!  No wonder she was Eddie's beard!

Ron Jeremy — Serial Grabber?  —  Ron Jeremy shouldn't be so quick to whip out his pen.  —  TMZ obtained a photo from another woman who claims The Hedgehog put his John, er, Hancock on her boob without permission.  The woman, seen in the above photo, described the scene to TMZ: "[Jeremy] signed my friend without asking.

Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine.  —  We've all seen hottie Gemma Atkinson in her Bikini prancing around the pool with her friend Roxanne Pallett.  Now here she is on the cover of Loaded magazine with some nice pretend topless pictures.

Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.

Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!