Anna Nicole's Diaries up for Auction  —  The race has begun for ownership of the Anna Nicole Smith diaries.  The floor auction will take place April 14-15 in Dallas, TX, but the online auction has already begun.  For sale are two diaries were written by Anna between 1992 and 1994.

Is There an L.C. Sex Tape?  —  Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.  —  A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape — allegedly featuring Conrad with her …

Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire  —  Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy even when they're covered in blood.  In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys.  In Hollywood, they wear school girl outfits and thongs.

MEL'S FLAKY FOR BABY  —  MEL B was Flaking out yesterday before her possible paternity battle with old flame Eddie Murphy.  —  The former Spice Girl, 31, got a big box of Cadbury's Flakes from her daughter Phoenix Chi to celebrate the birth of the eight-year-old's new sister in Santa Monica.

Mischa Celebrates Easter!  At a Nightclub...  While I appreciate that Mischa dressed for the Easter holiday in her bright yellow dress, methinks it may be a little much for church.  Ha.  Kidding, kidding, she's out at a nightclub in LA. Also, this dress/lipstick combo totally and deliciously belong in a late 80s music video.

Out-and-out debate over Jodie, Anderson  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Out magazine has anointed Anderson Cooper and Jodie Foster as two of America's 50 most powerful gay people - but it's not likely that the CNN anchor and the Oscar winner will be thanking the editors.

Kate Beckinsale Says She Has Breast Envy  —  Kate Beckinsale may love her feet - at least she says her husband does - but when it comes to breasts, she'd like Queen Latifah's.  —  Asked by Glamour in its May issue if she could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would that be …

The Grease Twins  —  Mary-Kate Olsen and Max Snow brought their dirty love to the Rangers game at MSG in NYC last night.  They "canoodled" all through the game.  They look happy.  Dirty, greasy, disgusting and ill, but happy.

Anna Nicole Wasn't Dainty  —  Happy Good Friday!  Here's a bit about how Anna Nicole liked it rough .  Who doesn't?  Slap my ass and throw me into a wall by my hair!  Choke me, Daddy!  Apparently, Anna was letting a Las Vegas magician named Steve Wyrick do nasty things to her.

EW review: 'Reaping' a bad movie … (Entertainment Weekly) — Katherine Winter, played by Hilary Swank in her dutiful-yuppie-good-listener mode, is a former minister, and now a professor, who travels the world defusing the lustrous credibility of miracles.  Swank must know the feeling …

IDOL'S CHRIS RICHARDSON AND BLAKE LEWIS GET COZY  —  Given the fact that I haven't been able to decide which of these guys I like better, I'm very happy to see that they now come in one convenient package.  —  Our Towleroad photoshop experts are calling foul on its authenticity …

TMZ:  —  Singer Avirl Lavigne was quoted in The Sun earlier this week saying, "What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person."  Only problem — she didn't say it.  —  "I didn't say that," Avril told Los Angeles radio duo Valentine and Lisa Foxx this morning.

Kirsten Dunst is Doesn't Care if You Don't Like It  —  In response to Blondie fans who have flooded message boards slamming the decision to cast her as Deborah Harry in an upcoming biopic, Kirsten Dunst manages to alienate the people who will pay to see this movie in one sentence.

Christina Straight Outta The Shower  —  Hey, it's Christina pink scarf/hairnet Deja Vu all over again!  Only this time, she is way more, uh, colorful!  Must be sunny in [the spray tan booth] New York.  Doesn't she know that orange and pink don't match?  I kid, I kid.  Hot shoes.

Lindsay Lohan is Actually Wearing a Bra  —  This is what I love about Lindsay Lohan.  For Lindsay, the fact that she's actually wearing a bra, even though her shirt is completely see-through, and unbuttoned, means she's actually dressed quite conservatively.  She probably thinks she's over-dressed, in fact.