LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  LIFE'S hard when you're a mega s-tar.  —  My snapper caught scruffy KATE MOSS looking cig and tired of the fags as she sparked up in San Francisco.  —  Another bad habit she can't kick - PETE DOHERTY.  —  MY Spidey senses tell me this is one of the shortest showbiz romances ever.

All Systems Go for Tuesday DNA Reveal  —  TMZ has confirmed all players are getting in place for the most dramatic moment in the Anna Nicole baby saga, and it will definitely happen Tuesday.  —  The people who need to be there have booked their tickets.  Dr. Michael Baird, the DNA expert from Ohio …

Hayden Panettiere Has Something to Cheer About  —  Hayden Panettiere rocketed to fame as the self-healing cheerleader Claire Bennet on Heroes - but the 17-year-old is just getting started.  —  Since becoming the focal point of the show's "save the cheerleader, save the world" plot line …

Britney gets lippy in Las Vegas  —  BRITNEY SPEARS seems to be cheating in her bid to get fit for her comeback.  —  The Toxic singer has had trouble shifting those last few blobby bits after giving birth to sons SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN JAMES.  —  So she decided to Do Somethin' about it and nipped …

Scrubs Star John C. McGinley Gets Married  —  Scrubs star John C. McGinley married yoga teacher Nichole Kessler on Saturday, his rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The couple, who dated for two and a half years before McGinley proposed in August, wed at their home in Malibu before about 30 family members and friends.

Sago Mine Survivor Randy McCloy, Wife Welcome Son  —  Anna and Randy McCloy in March 2006  —  Sago Mine survivor Randal McCloy Jr., and his wife Anna have welcomed their third child, a boy, a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  Isaac Martin McCloy was born Thursday morning in Clarksburg …

Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Myleene Klass Conceived Baby Upon Release From Reality Show.  —  Musician-turned-reality TV star MYLEENE KLASS was so "desperate" to see her boyfriend following her release from I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE! …

Is There an L.C. Sex Tape?  —  Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.  —  A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape — allegedly featuring Conrad with her …

Elizabeth Berkley Helps Girls Build Self-Esteem  —  Berkley at an Ask-Elizabeth workshop in NYC  —  It's been nearly 14 years since Elizabeth Berkley played brainy Jessie Spano on NBC's Saved by the Bell, but, thanks to reruns, she still gets recognized by teens - and asked for advice.

Frankie Muniz: 'I'm a Professional Racecar Driver'  —  Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz has traded in acting on the small screen for speeding around a racetrack.  —  "I never really wanted to get out of acting, but now I'm a professional racecar driver," the 21-year-old tells PEOPLE.

Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire  —  Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy even when they're covered in blood.  In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys.  In Hollywood, they wear school girl outfits and thongs.

EW review: 'Reaping' a bad movie … (Entertainment Weekly) — Katherine Winter, played by Hilary Swank in her dutiful-yuppie-good-listener mode, is a former minister, and now a professor, who travels the world defusing the lustrous credibility of miracles.  Swank must know the feeling …

Anna Nicole Wasn't Dainty  —  Happy Good Friday!  Here's a bit about how Anna Nicole liked it rough .  Who doesn't?  Slap my ass and throw me into a wall by my hair!  Choke me, Daddy!  Apparently, Anna was letting a Las Vegas magician named Steve Wyrick do nasty things to her.

Jenna Jameson is a FAT ASS  —  Seriously, she's getting disgusting.  Ewww....and I think it's even more disgusting that I kind of want her dude.  —  Source  —  Thanks Melissa

Mischa Celebrates Easter!  At a Nightclub...  While I appreciate that Mischa dressed for the Easter holiday in her bright yellow dress, methinks it may be a little much for church.  Ha.  Kidding, kidding, she's out at a nightclub in LA. Also, this dress/lipstick combo totally and deliciously belong in a late 80s music video.

Jessica Alba and The Good Luck Chuck Trailer  —  First we saw Jessica Biel prancing around in her underwear, and now it's Jessica Alba's turn.  I'm not sure who came up with the brilliant idea to show the actresses in their underwear in their respective movie trailers, but they definitely know how to get people to see their movies.

Guess Who, Dude  —  Who's your mommy?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Christina Straight Outta The Shower  —  Hey, it's Christina pink scarf/hairnet Deja Vu all over again!  Only this time, she is way more, uh, colorful!  Must be sunny in [the spray tan booth] New York.  Doesn't she know that orange and pink don't match?  I kid, I kid.  Hot shoes.