JENNA LOSING WEIGHT AND FANS  —  PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.  —  Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening …

PARIS' MOUTHPIECE GOOFS UP  —  PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers.  Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of Dlisted.com, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.

HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.

Avril Lavigne Buys 10-Bathroom Mansion  —  Rocker Avril Lavigne is the new owner of a Los Angeles mansion that comes with more than 10 bathrooms.  —  The singer, 22, and her husband, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley, 27, bought the Bel-Air home for about $9.5 million, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Another failed romance for Britney Spears  —  Naomi Campbell and '300' star Gerard Butler reportedly a couple  —  Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed.  This one, however, didn't go the distance.  —  "Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," …

Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.  —  Diddy Spends A Fortune On Baby Twins' Jewellery.... Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is making sure his new-born twins are the queens of bling by buying up all manner of "cute" kiddie diamond accessories.  —  The flamboyant star's kids …

Charlotte takes a break (from late nights and cocktails)  —  Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  —  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand …

Likely dad keeps mum  —  Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern (Birkhead?) may turn out to be the most expensive baby ever born.  —  Leading baby-daddy contender Larry Birkhead was expected to return to the Bahamas over the weekend, with his personal legal bills estimated by one insider to approach $650,000.

Madonna and Guy: A portrait of a marriage  —  She's dominant, distant, almost manly.  He's adoringly subservient.  So does this new, far from flattering pictuer of Madonna and Guy paint them in a more accurate light than they care to admit?  —  For a woman who is notoriously sensitive …

Reese, Deacon and Ava's Easter Sunday Best  —  This weekend Reese Witherspoon took Deacon and Ava to church on Easter Sunday in Beverly Hills.  The family looks like they stepped right off the pages of a J. Crew catalog in their Sunday best for the holiday.

Sienna Miller and Jude Law Fight  —  Ex lovers Jude Law and Sienna Miller at war again.  —  The pair, who split over six months ago are said to be trading insults between mutual friends.  —  The split between the pair came after Jude, who was caught cheating on Sienna …

SCARLET SMOOCH  —  IF you think your first kiss was bad, Kurt Russell can top you - and he still has the scar to prove it.  The "Grindhouse" star tells the May issue of Men's Journal: "I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend.

Angie: Takes One to Know One  —  Angelina Jolie's weird brother James Haven says that he and sis Angie now consider themselves "orphans," following the death of their mother Marcheline Bertrand this past January — even though their estranged father, actor Jon Voight, is still kicking up dust.

Halle Berry Upset Over Suicide Story  —  Halle Berry has blasted US publication Parade for "regurgitating" a 10-year-old story about her suicide attempt - because she's having to talk about her darkest moment all over again.  —  The sexy Oscar winner has rarely spoken about the time she started …

MTV Babe Snags "American Idol" Hunk  —  Is a reality show romance brewing off the set of "American Idol?"  —  TMZ cameras caught MTV and possible sex tape star Lauren Conrad in the middle of a hardcore flirting session with "American Idol" stud Chris Richardson outside of Les Deux nightclub Friday night.

ANOTHER WORLD  —  Have they officially entered The Twilight Zone?  Ashlee Simpson keeps a low profile as she and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz head out for a Saturday night at Hollywood's Sunset Marquis.  As for their rumored romance, Wentz told Rolling Stone recently, "Maybe in a different universe …

Jordan Busts Out In Beverly Hills  —  Jordan, aka Katie Price, who is basically the U.K. version of Pamela Anderson, shops in Beverly Hills with her husband pop singer Peter Andre.  Katie is pregnant with the couples first child but her baby bump is almost indistinguishable from her massive breasts!