Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Cozy Up  —  They must be really close friends: Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz spent Saturday night kissing and cuddling at the new L.A. hot spot Parc.  —  At the club for a pal's birthday, Simpson, 22, and Wentz, 27, got cozy in a semi-hidden booth …

Reese, Deacon and Ava's Easter Sunday Best  —  This weekend Reese Witherspoon took Deacon and Ava to church on Easter Sunday in Beverly Hills.  The family looks like they stepped right off the pages of a J. Crew catalog in their Sunday best for the holiday.

Stern Will Not Fight for Custody If Birkhead's the Dad  —  Howard K. Stern will not stand in Larry Birkhead's way if the DNA tests show Birkhead is Dannielynn's father, this according to unimpeachable sources.  —  These sources have issued the following statement to TMZ:

HEIR DISSES HEIR AT PARTY  —  BRANDON "Greasy Bear" Davis is so unpopular, even his friends don't want to be associated with him.  The oil-heir grandson of the late Marvin Davis showed up to the Details magazine party March 29th at producer Mary Parent's house in Hollywood and became enraged when he was denied access.

JENNA LOSING WEIGHT AND FANS  —  PORN queen Jenna Jameson is so stressed out over her bitter divorce that for the first time in her long career, she's behaving unprofessionally and letting her fans down, sources said.  —  Jameson, who reportedly underwent a botched and career-threatening …

Another failed romance for Britney Spears  —  Naomi Campbell and '300' star Gerard Butler reportedly a couple  —  Another day, another Britney Spears romance revealed.  This one, however, didn't go the distance.  —  "Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," …

Likely dad keeps mum  —  Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern (Birkhead?) may turn out to be the most expensive baby ever born.  —  Leading baby-daddy contender Larry Birkhead was expected to return to the Bahamas over the weekend, with his personal legal bills estimated by one insider to approach $650,000.

Charlotte takes a break (from late nights and cocktails)  —  Glowing with health and showing off her changing figure, this is Charlotte Church taking pregnancy in her stride.  —  The 21-year-old TV presenter, who is four months pregnant, is enjoying a no-expense-spared holiday in Thailand …

Britney Gets Naked  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Naked Juice, that is!  (Sorry, couldn't resist.)  In fact, we could almost glimpse her nether regions (not that we want to) in that shorter than short dress!  —  Britney emerged from hiding; she's been camped out at a beach house …

Hot Stuff: Mischa & Lindsay Not Braiding Each Other's Hair Any Time Soon  —  · Check out Mischa Barton's reaction in this video when she finds out that Lindsay Lohan is infringing upon her hair salon.  Nice unnecessary butt zoom-in at the end, too.  —  · Avril Lavigne says she didn't talk mess about Britney Spears.

Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell: fling over?  —  Johnny Borrell has reportedly decided to finish his fling with Kirsten Dunst to return to ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti.  —  The Razorlight frontman and Spider-Man star met last month and were rumoured to be instantly smitten with each other …

PARIS' MOUTHPIECE GOOFS UP  —  PARIS Hilton's lawyer apparently hasn't been reading the papers.  Hilton sicced her lawyer Gre gory Gabriel on one of our favorite bloggers, Mi chael K of Dlisted.com, after K posted a parody of "The Simple Life" poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.

Scrubs Star John C. McGinley Gets Married  —  Scrubs star John C. McGinley married yoga teacher Nichole Kessler on Saturday, his rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The couple, who dated for two and a half years before McGinley proposed in August, wed at their home in Malibu before about 30 family members and friends.

Too Much Fug for a Religious Holiday  —  I can't stand the fug against my window.  I am surprised that Tao in Las Vegas didn't explode with nastiness last night.  Well, it did sort of did.  Tao hosted "The Sons of Hollywood" premiere and it truly brought out the unattractive douches.

Courteney Cox Has Love For X17  —  I think Ms. Cox (or is that Mrs. Arquette?) was probably just PMSing or maybe she'd just gotten off the phone with the old ball and chain because we were shocked when she shot us the bird on Friday!  Dirt girl usually loves us and lord knows we love her.

Katie Holmes' Big Hollywood Comeback!  —  Mrs. Tom Cruise is gearing up for her return to the big screen, and we spotted Katie at a fitting for her first movie since she and Tom went public with their romance.  —  "Extra" has learned Katie's new role is alongside Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in "Mad Money."