After DNA test, Birkhead ruled Smith's baby's dad … NASSAU, Bahamas (CNN) — Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn, a Bahamian judge ruled Tuesday.  —  "I told you so," Birkhead said outside the court.  —  Crowds applauded in front of the courthouse as Birkhead …

Peace, Love, and Bad Acid  —  Out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan tells us she's eyeing an onscreen role in Chris Siverston's ''Hippy'' that's not exactly clean and sober  —  The newly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan says she's enjoying sobriety — off-camera, at least.  As for her on-screen life …

Rachel & Ryan: Getting Hitched?  —  Are Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling setting up some secret nuptials?  —  A source close to McAdams tells Us Weekly, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."  —  But the couple "want to avoid the press.

NUTTY NAOMI'S VAGUE REALITY  —  HEY, Naomi Campbell - MTV is trying to get hold of you!  The music network was set to start shooting a reality show called "The Minion" with Campbell on Friday, which would have followed the garbage-lugging lunatic in her search for a new (and presumably pugilistic) assistant.

Madonna taps up Timberlake  —  " width=540 height=320 border=0>  —  Material for Girl ... Justin to write songs for Madge's hip-hop album  —  JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is busy writing songs for MADONNA.  —  The former NSYNC star is collaborating with the Queen Of Pop on her forthcoming album, which is due out in November.

Snoop Dogg Faces Felony Gun and Drug Charges  —  Snoop Dogg was charged Tuesday with felony gun and marijuana charges, the Los Angeles County District Attorney announced.  —  The 35-year-old rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, faces up to four years in state prison if convicted.

Travis Barker: Why Shanna & I Got Back Together  —  After a bitter breakup over the summer, Shanna Moakler told PEOPLE in March that she and estranged husband Travis Barker were back together.  And now Barker has opened up about why they decided to give their marriage a second chance.

Katie & Posh's New Baby Biz  —  BFF's Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are hatching a plan to combine their twin obsessions - fashion and kids - and launch a line of baby clothes.  —  "Katie drew sketches of a dress she wanted Suri to wear on her birthday, and they discussed it over a glass of wine …

Swan song is sounded for J.Lo & Marc Anthony  —  Is Jennifer Lopez's third marriage in jeopardy?  Friends assure us J.Lo and hubby Marc Anthony couldn't be more in love as she gets ready to perform tonight on "American Idol."  But OK! magazine boldly declares that the two have "called it quits."

Orlando Bloom: 'You Can't Date If You're Famous'  —  Orlando Bloom says he's learned to accept being labeled a screen hottie.  —  "A friend explained it to me in a way that helped," the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 30, says Elle's May "Green" issue.  —  "He said there's a window …

Halle Berry Topless and Damn Sexy in Esquire  —  We've all seen Halle Berry topless in the movies, but I'll take any opportunity I can get.  Yes, even Halle Berry topless from behind, and otherwise completely covered.  The point is, I know she's not wearing anything, and that's enough for me.

Unfortunate Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures  —  It's no secret that I'm a fan of celebrity bikini pictures.  Lately, however, I'm not such a big fan.  From Courtney Love's disgusting liposuctioned bikini, to Tara Reid's ill-fitting bikini, it seems like celebrities these days aren't taking this hallowed institution seriously.

FREE BOOZE  —  LINDSAY Lohan might have learned her fun-loving ways from her mom, Dina.  Mama Lohan headed to Miami last weekend and partied like a teenager, our source said.  On Friday, she and friends drank poolside at the Shore Club before moving on to Grass, where she ordered bottle service for her table and stayed for hours.

Ashlee Annoys Old Flame  —  Someone must have put Krazy Glue in Ashlee Simpson's dinner Friday night because she couldn't get her tongue out of her boyfriend's mouth.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Simpson, 22, and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 27, didn't hold back in front …

£70m is a Pitt-ance for yacht  —  HOLLYWOOD lovebirds ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT are buying a £70MILLION mega-yacht, it was reported yesterday.  —  The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome.  —  It will boast six ensuite bedrooms …

DOUBLE THE PLEASURE  —  Marcia Cross introduces her two new bundles of joy - fraternal twins Eden and Savannah, who were born on Feb. 20.  Since their birth, the Desperate Housewives star is getting used to a new routine.  "I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump," Cross tells PEOPLE in its new issue, on newsstands Friday.

What's Up With Brad's Bod?  —  • Eat, Please!  —  We literally just got these photos from the set of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, Brad Pitt's latest project - and is it just us, or does Brad look like he's been wasting away?  To be fair, Benjamin Button tells the story of a man …

KATIE'S NEW GUY  —  KATIE Couric has a new, hot, younger man.  The CBS anchor, 50, has quietly been dating a 33-year-old triathlete, Brooks Perlin, for the past few months.  Friends say Couric met Perlin through mutual friends and is "very happy."  They've kept the relationship quiet …