Ford to star in 'Anna Nicole' film  —  Waxman to direct Samaha-produced biopic  —  Dancer-singer Willa Ford has signed to star as Anna Nicole Smith in an indie biopic that will begin shooting next week.  —  The previously announced film, "Anna Nicole," is produced by Jack Nasser and Joseph Nasser with Elie Samaha exec producing.

Rachel & Ryan: Getting Hitched?  —  Are Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling setting up some secret nuptials?  —  A source close to McAdams tells Us Weekly, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."  —  But the couple "want to avoid the press.

Katie & Posh's New Baby Biz  —  BFF's Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are hatching a plan to combine their twin obsessions - fashion and kids - and launch a line of baby clothes.  —  "Katie drew sketches of a dress she wanted Suri to wear on her birthday, and they discussed it over a glass of wine …

Swan song is sounded for J.Lo & Marc Anthony  —  Is Jennifer Lopez's third marriage in jeopardy?  Friends assure us J.Lo and hubby Marc Anthony couldn't be more in love as she gets ready to perform tonight on "American Idol."  But OK! magazine boldly declares that the two have "called it quits."

Madonna's Getting In On The Green Fun  —  Lately we've been hearing a lot about Madonna the fashion designer, but it looks like she's ready to put her singing cap (and dancing shoes) back on.  Madge has signed on to take part in Al Gore's Live Earth concert, along with a ton of the hottest acts in the music industry.

Hayden Panettiere: Breast Licker  —  Hayden Panettiere may not like being called Lindsay Lohan, but it seems she doesn't mind acting like her.  I'm not sure when this picture was taken, but as far as I can tell, that is Hayden Panettiere licking the breast of another girl.  I figured that out because I have eyes.

Vince Vaughn Works On Getting in Shape  —  ...And that's a good thing since these pics are not so flattering.  Vince has always made us laugh and we love his banter in films like Swingers and The Wedding Crashers but it looks like someone hibernated a little too long and now all of a sudden spring is here.

Travis Barker: Why Shanna & I Got Back Together  —  After a bitter breakup over the summer, Shanna Moakler told PEOPLE in March that she and estranged husband Travis Barker were back together.  And now Barker has opened up about why they decided to give their marriage a second chance.

Actor Will Plead Guilty to Manslaughter  —  TMZ has learned former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison will plead guilty to manslaughter.  —  Garrison, who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter in connection with the death of a Beverly Hills high school student last December …

Jacksons, CBS team for 'Dynasty'  —  Network seeks crooner clan  —  CBS is teaming up with three members of the Jackson family for "Pop Dynasty," an "American Idol"-style competition designed to find a new superstar crooner clan.  —  Eye will produce at least eight episodes of the project.

"Idol" Finalist Sex Tape — "Nastiest I've Ever Seen"  —  Olivia Mojica, a top 24 contestant on Season Two of "American Idol," has a sex tape that will be released soon, sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told the tape is "very explicit" and features 40 minutes of "smoking hot sex."

FREE BOOZE  —  LINDSAY Lohan might have learned her fun-loving ways from her mom, Dina.  Mama Lohan headed to Miami last weekend and partied like a teenager, our source said.  On Friday, she and friends drank poolside at the Shore Club before moving on to Grass, where she ordered bottle service for her table and stayed for hours.

A PLAYFUL MOMENT  —  While Cross has mastered dividing her attention between both girls - and even simultaneously breastfeeding the two! - the new mom shares a moment with Eden.  "I wanted to be a member of that club so badly, and now I'm in and it's so much better than I even imagined," Cross, 45, says of motherhood.

Peace, Love, and Bad Acid  —  Out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan tells us she's eyeing an onscreen role in Chris Siverston's ''Hippy'' that's not exactly clean and sober  —  The newly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan says she's enjoying sobriety — off-camera, at least.  As for her on-screen life …

A BOOZING KATIE COURIC COLLAPSES...  hey hey!  here's the latest cover of national enquirer which is all about katie couric's drama - from everything i've heard or read over the past few months she should've stayed at NBC...things over at CBS seem to be falling apart for ms. couric! …

FAILING UPWARD  —  CNN must love to reward underachievers.  Not only did the sagging news network throw tens of millions of bucks into an ad campaign that failed to boost Anderson Cooper's ratings, now an insider says it's set to pay the man Fox News dubbed the "Paris Hilton of anchors" a deal worth $50 million over five years.

£70m is a Pitt-ance for yacht  —  HOLLYWOOD lovebirds ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT are buying a £70MILLION mega-yacht, it was reported yesterday.  —  The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome.  —  It will boast six ensuite bedrooms …

The Programming Insider  —  Prime Time Tuesday Ratings:  —  Fox Dominates; DWTS Scores on ABC  —  Metered Market Ratings  —  Household Rating/Share  —  Fox: 15.1/23, ABC: 8.2/13, CBS: 7.9/12, NBC: 4.9/ 8, CW: 2.1/ 3  —Percent Change From the Comparable Year-Ago Evening (Tuesday 4/11/06)

NUTTY NAOMI'S VAGUE REALITY  —  HEY, Naomi Campbell - MTV is trying to get hold of you!  The music network was set to start shooting a reality show called "The Minion" with Campbell on Friday, which would have followed the garbage-lugging lunatic in her search for a new (and presumably pugilistic) assistant.