Rachel & Ryan: Getting Hitched?  —  Are Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling setting up some secret nuptials?  —  A source close to McAdams tells Us Weekly, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."  —  But the couple "want to avoid the press.

Katie & Posh's New Baby Biz  —  BFF's Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are hatching a plan to combine their twin obsessions - fashion and kids - and launch a line of baby clothes.  —  "Katie drew sketches of a dress she wanted Suri to wear on her birthday, and they discussed it over a glass of wine …

Travis Barker: Why Shanna & I Got Back Together  —  After a bitter breakup over the summer, Shanna Moakler told PEOPLE in March that she and estranged husband Travis Barker were back together.  And now Barker has opened up about why they decided to give their marriage a second chance.

Jennifer Lopez is Awesome at Marriage  —  Less than three years after their wedding, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have reportedly separated after several huge arguments and the fact that Anthony is allegedly controlling and suffocating Lopez.  New York Daily News reports:

Hayden Panettiere: Breast Licker  —  Hayden Panettiere may not like being called Lindsay Lohan, but it seems she doesn't mind acting like her.  I'm not sure when this picture was taken, but as far as I can tell, that is Hayden Panettiere licking the breast of another girl.  I figured that out because I have eyes.

Madonna's Getting In On The Green Fun  —  Lately we've been hearing a lot about Madonna the fashion designer, but it looks like she's ready to put her singing cap (and dancing shoes) back on.  Madge has signed on to take part in Al Gore's Live Earth concert, along with a ton of the hottest acts in the music industry.

FREE BOOZE  —  LINDSAY Lohan might have learned her fun-loving ways from her mom, Dina.  Mama Lohan headed to Miami last weekend and partied like a teenager, our source said.  On Friday, she and friends drank poolside at the Shore Club before moving on to Grass, where she ordered bottle service for her table and stayed for hours.

"Idol" Finalist Sex Tape — "Nastiest I've Ever Seen"  —  Olivia Mojica, a top 24 contestant on Season Two of "American Idol," has a sex tape that will be released soon, sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told the tape is "very explicit" and features 40 minutes of "smoking hot sex."

Actor Will Plead Guilty to Manslaughter  —  TMZ has learned former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison will plead guilty to manslaughter.  —  Garrison, who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter in connection with the death of a Beverly Hills high school student last December …

JT is Giving Mixed Messages  —  Justin Timberlake recently said that he was far removed from the Britney situation, but now it's a different story.  During press for Shrek 3 ( he plays the prince) Justin said that he called Brit while she was in rehab.

Ford to star in 'Anna Nicole' film  —  Waxman to direct Samaha-produced biopic  —  Dancer-singer Willa Ford has signed to star as Anna Nicole Smith in an indie biopic that will begin shooting next week.  —  The previously announced film, "Anna Nicole," is produced by Jack Nasser and Joseph Nasser with Elie Samaha exec producing.

Sister to Judas  —  See what freshly unbastardized Dannielynn has to look forward to?  Vampires in her bloodline that will stop at nothing to profit from her mother's somewhat offensive—and oftentimes embarrassing—fame.  Yay!  —  Here's Anna Nicole's sister striking while the iron's hot …

A PLAYFUL MOMENT  —  While Cross has mastered dividing her attention between both girls - and even simultaneously breastfeeding the two! - the new mom shares a moment with Eden.  "I wanted to be a member of that club so badly, and now I'm in and it's so much better than I even imagined," Cross, 45, says of motherhood.

A BOOZING KATIE COURIC COLLAPSES...  hey hey!  here's the latest cover of national enquirer which is all about katie couric's drama - from everything i've heard or read over the past few months she should've stayed at NBC...things over at CBS seem to be falling apart for ms. couric! …

Adriana Lima Is Human After All  —  May God, my readers, and all the human race forgive me for what I'm about to write....  Adriana Lima doesn't look all that great in these pics.  There, I said it.  That sentence alone may get me stoned to death by an angry mob, or sent to hell when I die, but I need to continue.

Swan song is sounded for J.Lo & Marc Anthony  —  Is Jennifer Lopez's third marriage in jeopardy?  Friends assure us J.Lo and hubby Marc Anthony couldn't be more in love as she gets ready to perform tonight on "American Idol."  But OK! magazine boldly declares that the two have "called it quits."

I am - Paris Hilton and Her New Boyfriend of the Day  —  I read somewhere that Paris Hilton sues websites that say she has herpes.  I want to get sued by Paris Hilton because it will give me something to do with myself, a purpose.  So here are pictures of Paris and some punk she gave herpes.

Peace, Love, and Bad Acid  —  Out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan tells us she's eyeing an onscreen role in Chris Siverston's ''Hippy'' that's not exactly clean and sober  —  The newly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan says she's enjoying sobriety — off-camera, at least.  As for her on-screen life …

The Programming Insider  —  Prime Time Tuesday Ratings:  —  Fox Dominates; DWTS Scores on ABC  —  Metered Market Ratings  —  Household Rating/Share  —  Fox: 15.1/23, ABC: 8.2/13, CBS: 7.9/12, NBC: 4.9/ 8, CW: 2.1/ 3  —Percent Change From the Comparable Year-Ago Evening (Tuesday 4/11/06)