CAPRIO TO BE A DADDIO  —  NEWS that Leonardo DiCaprio is planning to wed stunning girlfriend Bar Rafaeli in the summer shocked many.  —  But now we may know the real reason they're getting hitched so quickly.  Word reaches us that the couple, who have been dating for just 15 months, are expecting their first child.

Joe Francis' Prison Water-gate  —  "Girls Gone Wild" bad boy Joe Francis has allegedly been found with pills in his Florida jail cell — and the reason he got caught is because he allegedly tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water with a $100 bill on Wednesday night.

Gwen Stefani: 'I've Always Been on a Diet'  —  You can excuse a girl a bit of vanity - even Gwen Stefani.  "If you had paparazzi outside your house, you'd make sure you looked good, too," the singer and fashion designer tells Harper's Bazaar in its May issue.

Is Britney Spears Bipolar?  —  Seriously y'all, is Britney Spears bipolar?... We're just asking...  Brit's free-fall...  Britney Spears Crotch Photos Won't Stop  —  Britney Shaves Hair, Finds Jayden  —  Brit Gets Stomach Speared  —  Britney's Sex Marathons  —  Tears for Spears

Why Reese Witherspoon Fell for Jake Gyllenhaal  —  After her painful split from Ryan Phillippe last year, Reese Witherspoon didn't see a relationship coming - but her nascent romance with Jake Gyllenhaal is the real thing, friends say.  —  At first they seemed like an unlikely match …

Madonna Heads to Malawi for Charity  —  Madonna is on her way to Malawi for charity work - not to adopt another child, the singer's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "Madonna is indeed going to Africa to continue her work with the Raising Malawi organization," says her rep Liz Rosenberg.

LEAKING LOHAN  —  HARRY Morton just can't seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan.  The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.'s posh Sierra Towers, "which is awkward enough," a spy said.  But it only got worse last month when Lohan's pipes burst and flooded his place.

American Idol Olivia Mojica Sex Tape  —  American Idol has been hit with yet another scandal.  Hot off the heels of Antonella Barba's almost nude photos, comes word that Season 2 finalist, Olivia Mojica has a sex tape that is soon to be released.  Yes, that's right, an American Idol sex tape.

A 'CLOSER' LOOK AT TATTOOED GRANNY!  —  good morning everybody - there's a slight delay on this week's mashup but i promise it'll be posted sometime today so right now i'm shuffling things around a bit on the fly (please bear with me!)  —  anyways i thought you'd all get a kick …

Brad to Angie: Why don't you love Shiloh?  —  Angelina Jolie has devoted herself over the past few years to helping orphaned children around the world, not only with her much-publicized adoptions but also through her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.

Britney Spears is in Junior High  —  Okay, so as you're watching this video of Britney and her friend giggling for about 2 minutes, please keep in mind that Britney is 26 and has two kids.  If you look down, you should see your left fist has clenched up.  —  Note: "Luke Walton" …

Enrique Iglesias is a Coward  —  During his cover shoot in Los Angeles on Monday for People en Espanol, Enrique Iglesias witnessed a Maserati being rammed by the LAPD as it tried to push the sports car off the road.  Helicopters and firetrucks were also on scene.

We Knew It Had to Happen: Kylie Backlash Begins  —  The British press couldn't be nice to Kylie Minogue forever.  The pop songstress looks a bit "frozen" in these photos taken at the launch of her new swimwear line for H&M.

Raica Oliveira melts my frozen heart  —  Check out Brazilian supermodel Raica Oliveira.  I know she just brightened my day up a bit...which is a hard thing to do considering it's mid April and it still feels like December outside.  Where is spring?  —  More Brazilian goddesses:  — Adriana Lima

Matthew McConaughey Single No More?  —  Matt is the last person we would think of who would use an exercise machine.  He seems to prefer more natural ways of exercising like surfing or doing yoga on the beach.  So I guess it makes sense that he would assemble the thing himself and put it outside his Malibu pad overlooking the ocean.

SUNSHINE 'GIRL'  —  "LITTLE Miss Sunshine" is the "American Girl."  Abigail Breslin, the adorable star of "Sunshine," beat out a pack of other child stars to play Kit Kittredge - a 9-year-old growing up in Cincinnati during the Great Depression - in the picture HBO Films has adapted from the popular doll and book series.

Shyamali Malakar Hooters Pic Number Two  —  Shyamali Malakar couldn't have unleashed this latest Hooters pic at a better time — while little bro Sanjaya rallies on another week in the American Idol competition, the publicity generated from this photograph could be enough to get Sanjaya voted into the top three!