Joe Francis' Prison Water-gate  —  "Girls Gone Wild" bad boy Joe Francis has allegedly been found with pills in his Florida jail cell — and the reason he got caught is because he allegedly tried to bribe a guard for a bottle of water with a $100 bill on Wednesday night.

Madonna Heads to Malawi for Charity  —  Madonna is on her way to Malawi for charity work - not to adopt another child, the singer's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  "Madonna is indeed going to Africa to continue her work with the Raising Malawi organization," says her rep Liz Rosenberg.

Britney Should Give Her Boots the Boot  —  Is Britney Spears the new Linus?  —  The Peanuts character had his blanket, and it seems Brit has her security boots.  —  Spears, 25, appears unable to part with her $170, Kenneth Cole boots - no matter how bizarre the frumpy footwear looks with her outfit.

Ignition Impossible  —  PR stunts usually run like clockwork for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes but unfortunately luck has finally run out for the couple.  —  Tom Cruise was left red faced after his fancy vintage car failed to start infront of photographers, as he struggled to drive his wife away.

Gwen Stefani: 'I've Always Been on a Diet'  —  You can excuse a girl a bit of vanity - even Gwen Stefani.  "If you had paparazzi outside your house, you'd make sure you looked good, too," the singer and fashion designer tells Harper's Bazaar in its May issue.

CAPRIO TO BE A DADDIO  —  NEWS that Leonardo DiCaprio is planning to wed stunning girlfriend Bar Rafaeli in the summer shocked many.  —  But now we may know the real reason they're getting hitched so quickly.  Word reaches us that the couple, who have been dating for just 15 months, are expecting their first child.

Why Reese Witherspoon Fell for Jake Gyllenhaal  —  After her painful split from Ryan Phillippe last year, Reese Witherspoon didn't see a relationship coming - but her nascent romance with Jake Gyllenhaal is the real thing, friends say.  —  At first they seemed like an unlikely match …

Britney's In with the Old, Out with the New  —  Hey guess what?  Tell me if you've heard this one before.  Britney went shopping and came in wearing one thing but went out wearing another.  She seemed in good spirits for being followed everywhere.  Lucky for us she finally ditched …

American Idol's Olivia Mojica Sex Tape  —  I's official: The sex tape featuring an "American Idol" castoff is real ... real dirty.  TMZ has obtained the exclusive first images of the shocking video, featuring Season Two contestant Olivia Mojica.  Here's one pair of lungs Simon won't dis!

LEAKING LOHAN  —  HARRY Morton just can't seem to get rid of Lindsay Lohan.  The billion-heir lives one floor below his flame-haired ex in L.A.'s posh Sierra Towers, "which is awkward enough," a spy said.  But it only got worse last month when Lohan's pipes burst and flooded his place.

CAUGHT IN WEB  —  JIMMY Kimmel sounded smug when he guest-hosted "Larry King Live" and told Gawk er.com editor Emily Gould he "doesn't know anyone who would advertise on Web sites like hers."  It turns out Kimmel's own show, "Jimmy Kimmel Live," buys ad space on three blogs similar to Gawker …

Britney Spears is in Junior High  —  Okay, so as you're watching this video of Britney and her friend giggling for about 2 minutes, please keep in mind that Britney is 26 and has two kids.  If you look down, you should see your left fist has clenched up.  —  Note: "Luke Walton" …

Shyamali Malakar Hooters Pic Number Two  —  Shyamali Malakar couldn't have unleashed this latest Hooters pic at a better time — while little bro Sanjaya rallies on another week in the American Idol competition, the publicity generated from this photograph could be enough to get Sanjaya voted into the top three!

A 'CLOSER' LOOK AT TATTOOED GRANNY!  —  good morning everybody - there's a slight delay on this week's mashup but i promise it'll be posted sometime today so right now i'm shuffling things around a bit on the fly (please bear with me!)  —  anyways i thought you'd all get a kick …

GOOD FOR YUKS  —  "AMERICAN Pie" star Sean William Scott is very comfortable with his sexuality - so much so that when another paper claimed Scott had shown up with David Geffen at "Heat," a nonexistent L.A. gay bar, he didn't even bother to correct them.  Maybe it's because he was too busy laughing.

SUNSHINE 'GIRL'  —  "LITTLE Miss Sunshine" is the "American Girl."  Abigail Breslin, the adorable star of "Sunshine," beat out a pack of other child stars to play Kit Kittredge - a 9-year-old growing up in Cincinnati during the Great Depression - in the picture HBO Films has adapted from the popular doll and book series.