Diamond, Spielberg top Forbes celebrity divorce list  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The bigger they are, the harder they fall — especially in the world of celebrity divorce.  —  Basketball great Michael Jordan, singer-songwriter Neil Diamond and Oscar-winning director Steven Spielberg top …

"Idol" Reject Is Trying to Screw the Show  —  Paris Bennett votes for Sanjaya Malakar — and she hopes it'll take down "American Idol."  —  Last season's petite powerhouse phoned into the "Tone E Fly Morning Show" in Minneapolis today, and called "Idol" "a joke," and said she and a few …

Sir Philip's junkie protegee  —  All the scabrous signs of his drug-based decadence were on show: weeping sores, bleeding nostrils, cracked lips.  Pete Doherty almost had to prise open his mouth to sing.  —  The junkie rocker, frontman of the aptly named Babyshambles, was doing a gig at the Hackney Empire, East London.

Hilary: I Was Too Skinny  —  Just weeks after Joel Madden and Hilary Duff, 19, broke up last November, the Good Charlotte frontman began dating famously skinny celebutante (and part time enema distributor) Nicole Richie.  Then the Material Girls actress had to watch as the romance blossomed on the pages of celebrity magazines.

Virgie & Larry to Meet Privately Tomorrow?  —  No lawyers, no press, no problem?  —  In a shocking announcement to the media, Virgie Arthur's lawyer, John O'Quinn, told reporters that Dannielynn's grandmother will meet privately with Larry Birkhead tomorrow, without any legal firepower in the room …

Ricci scores date with 'Speed'  —  Christina Ricci is joining Larry and Andy Wachowski's live-action adaptation of the 1960s cartoon "Speed Racer" for Warner Bros.  Pictures and producer Joel Silver.  —  Emile Hirsch, Susan Sarandon and John Goodman already have boarded the high-octane project …

FROM THE "PANACHE VAULT," SKY VILLA PRESENTS: 'SCANDAL SHEET' by our "Shadow Unit."  —  MILLIONAIRE DIRECTOR ARRESTED (AS PROSTITUTE IN DRAG)  —  Rapper/actor Ice Cube has good instincts, he knew something wasn't quite right with his "XXX: State Of The Union," director, Lee Tamahori …

MEL'S HELL  —  DNA TEST DONE AFTER TEN DAYS  —  SHE was devastated when Eddie Murphy failed to get in touch after she gave birth.  —  Now a heartbroken Mel B has been reduced to tears after being forced to take DNA from her 10-day-old baby girl, Fortuna Daphne Bay, to prove he is the father.

Seriously, Let's Make It Last Call for This Guy  —  Carson Daly, whose weight loss actually makes him look creepy, has—to my dismay—been hosting his subpar, submidnight program, Last Call, for a full five years.  —  To commemorate this landmark, last night Carson threw a party and invited …

Gwen Stefani: 'I've Always Been on a Diet'  —  You can excuse a girl a bit of vanity - even Gwen Stefani.  "If you had paparazzi outside your house, you'd make sure you looked good, too," the singer and fashion designer tells Harper's Bazaar in its May issue.

A Spoonful Of Sugar  —  Is it me or does it seem like Britney Spears has lost her home?  Has the poor dear been evicted or something?  She spends every single day out on the streets of LA. What gives?  Brit is my girl, I love her to death ... I am glad that she's looking so well at least:

Lindsay Lohan Says She's Not Dating Kevin Federline  —  Lindsay Lohan is denying press reports suggesting she and Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel.  New tabloid reports claim Federline spent the night …

Britney stops for a quick clothes change.  —  Britney Spears seems to be doing quite well now that she is officially rehabilitated, but sadly her new health hasn't made any improvements on her dress sense.  The Pop Princess headed out with her cousin yet again to the Sydney Michelle Clothing Boutique …

Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis Charged with Bribery  —  Joe Francis is having a bad week.  —  Jailed in Florida for criminal contempt on Tuesday and indicted in Reno for tax evasion on Wednesday, the Girls Gone Wild creator has now been charged with bribing a jail guard for a bottle of water …

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Answer  —  Besides "Hot Damn!", what can you really say about Alessandra Ambrosio that hasn't already been said?  It's kind of obvious that she's damn near perfect, so I'll just let these pictures do most of the talking.  —  I just hope the leaders of the world …

Debra's Just Getting Started  —  We haven't seen much of Debra Messing since her lovably quirky Will & Grace days.  Apparently she's been spending time in NYC with her husband and son (and shopping for jewelry by the looks of it) - but she'll be back on the small screen soon.

Britney Should Give Her Boots the Boot  —  Is Britney Spears the new Linus?  —  The Peanuts character had his blanket, and it seems Brit has her security boots.  —  Spears, 25, appears unable to part with her $170, Kenneth Cole boots - no matter how bizarre the frumpy footwear looks with her outfit.