"Idol" Reject Is Trying to Screw the Show  —  Paris Bennett votes for Sanjaya Malakar — and she hopes it'll take down "American Idol."  —  Last season's petite powerhouse phoned into the "Tone E Fly Morning Show" in Minneapolis today, and called "Idol" "a joke," and said she and a few …

Diamond, Spielberg top Forbes celebrity divorce list  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The bigger they are, the harder they fall — especially in the world of celebrity divorce.  —  Basketball great Michael Jordan, singer-songwriter Neil Diamond and Oscar-winning director Steven Spielberg top …

Sir Philip's junkie protegee  —  All the scabrous signs of his drug-based decadence were on show: weeping sores, bleeding nostrils, cracked lips.  Pete Doherty almost had to prise open his mouth to sing.  —  The junkie rocker, frontman of the aptly named Babyshambles, was doing a gig at the Hackney Empire, East London.

Hilary: I Was Too Skinny  —  Just weeks after Joel Madden and Hilary Duff, 19, broke up last November, the Good Charlotte frontman began dating famously skinny celebutante (and part time enema distributor) Nicole Richie.  Then the Material Girls actress had to watch as the romance blossomed on the pages of celebrity magazines.

Did Kevin Federline tap Lindsay Lohan?  —  Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline were spotted at the Raffles L'Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week.  Even though sources allegedly revealed to the National Enquirer that the two are dating, Lindsay strictly denies the rumors.

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Answer  —  Besides "Hot Damn!", what can you really say about Alessandra Ambrosio that hasn't already been said?  It's kind of obvious that she's damn near perfect, so I'll just let these pictures do most of the talking.  —  I just hope the leaders of the world …

Virgie & Larry to Meet Privately Tomorrow?  —  No lawyers, no press, no problem?  —  In a shocking announcement to the media, Virgie Arthur's lawyer, John O'Quinn, told reporters that Dannielynn's grandmother will meet privately with Larry Birkhead tomorrow, without any legal firepower in the room …

Karolina Kurkova Topless Pictures  —  Well, it's the weekend, and what better way to kick it off than with some very rare Karolina Kurkova topless pictures.  This stunning Victoria's Secret model was caught in mid wardrobe change at one of her photoshoots, and revealed quite a bit.

Seriously, Let's Make It Last Call for This Guy  —  Carson Daly, whose weight loss actually makes him look creepy, has—to my dismay—been hosting his subpar, submidnight program, Last Call, for a full five years.  —  To commemorate this landmark, last night Carson threw a party and invited …

FROM THE "PANACHE VAULT," SKY VILLA PRESENTS: 'SCANDAL SHEET' by our "Shadow Unit."  —  MILLIONAIRE DIRECTOR ARRESTED (AS PROSTITUTE IN DRAG)  —  Rapper/actor Ice Cube has good instincts, he knew something wasn't quite right with his "XXX: State Of The Union," director, Lee Tamahori …

Jennifer Hawkins Is The New Stacy Keibler  —  It's a slow day, but I still managed to find some sexy goodness for all of you to mull over this weekend.  Here's Miss Universe 2004, Jennifer Hawkins.  Besides being hotter than molten lava, she also seems to resemble one of my absolute favorites, Stacy Keibler.

The Top 20 Best Porn Star Names  —  The only thing more amusing than a porn flick is the name of some of the porn stars (otherwise known as actresses).  My number one name is Flick Shagwell.  Sindee Coxx, B.B. Gunns and Cherry Poppens are also very clever as well.

Shia LaBeouf tapped for 'Indy 4' role  —  Indiana Jones has uncovered a new sidekick.  —  Shia LaBeouf, the 20-year-old actor who stars in this summer's Transformers action thriller, has signed to co-star alongside Harrison Ford in the fourth Indiana Jones movie.  —  MORE: Shia shines in new thriller 'Disturbia'

A Spoonful Of Sugar  —  Is it me or does it seem like Britney Spears has lost her home?  Has the poor dear been evicted or something?  She spends every single day out on the streets of LA. What gives?  Brit is my girl, I love her to death ... I am glad that she's looking so well at least:

Debra's Just Getting Started  —  We haven't seen much of Debra Messing since her lovably quirky Will & Grace days.  Apparently she's been spending time in NYC with her husband and son (and shopping for jewelry by the looks of it) - but she'll be back on the small screen soon.

Maximum Olsens At Maxfield  —  Talk about your 'repeat business' - yesterday we actually caught both Ashley and Mary-Kate dropping some dollars into Maxfields' coffers!  Hopefully they bought something in a hue other than black - Ashley at least tried to break up the monochromatic effect …

Surf, Sun, & Sandler  —  We caught Adam Sandler out on the beaches of Malibu playing Big Daddy to his little daughter Sadie Madison.  Sadie looked to be having a blast playing with her pops - although then again, with a father as gut-bustingly hilarious as Adam Sandler, who wouldn't have the time of their young life?