Brad: Angelina is Supergirl  —  Brad Pitt wants everyone to step off his woman.  A reporter for The Daily Mail ran into the Babel star while he was waiting for friends at the Roosevelt Hotel and chatted him up at the bar.  —  "You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine …

SLOW TO CALL  —  PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne slept with Jared Leto but only gave him a 7 out of 10 for his performance in bed.  Ayne tells Steppin' Out's Chance Hayden that the heavily eyelined actor and musician hit on her and asked for her number at an open meet-and-greet …

Down with Gere!  —  Hindu nationalists are burning Richard Gere in effigy — no, not because of "Shall We Dance," but because of his over-affectionate behavior toward a popular Bollywood actress.  —  Photographs hit front pages of newspapers in India today, showing Gere kissing Shilpa Shetty …

Eva's Wild Bridal Shower!  —  It almost looks like an episode of 'Desperate Housewives' but it was actually Eva Longoria's wedding shower at fellow 'Housewive' Felicity Huffman's Hollywood Hills home.  Also attending were castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan.

Madonna has ignored me, says baby David's dad  —  Madonna sweeps into Malawi today with her family and adopted son David Banda - apparently for an emotional reunion with the baby's natural father.  —  But it has emerged that not only did Yohane Banda have no warning of her arrival …

Pamelas Anderson's Face Gets Washed Up On Shore  —  It's a good thing that Pamela Anderson has some huge fake breasts, because they help divert attention from her face.  Actually now that I think about it, not even Pamela's funbags are big enough to hide that mug!

Tinsley's fashion makes good copy  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Many a fashion princess would slit her wrist - or her stylist's throat - if another woman showed up at a party in the same dress.  But Tinsley Mortimer may have turned that social humiliation into a publicity bonanza.

My Kind of Church Outfit  —  Flynet caught Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel on their way to church yesterday.  FF opted for my favorite church outfit, spiked heels and skinny jeans.  She also has some kind of spiked ball hanging from her purse.  She's really turning it out for Jesus.

Marilyn Manson Calls Evan Rachel Wood 'My Twin'  —  Marilyn Manson split with wife Dita Von Teese late last year, but he's already found a new soul mate, he says.  —  "I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood," the 38-year-old rocker tells France's Le Parisien newspaper.

Lindsay Lohan: Lesbian?  —  So you might want to take this one with a big old shaker of salt, but a former Hollywood publicist is saying that Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian.  According to Jonathan Jaxson, aka JJ, a former publicist turned blogger, Lindsay Lohan is dating her DJ friend, Samantha Ronson.

ORLANDO BLOOM DOES DETAILS!  —  oh everyone can use a little eye candy on monday...here's cutie orlando bloom gracing the new cover of DETAILS magazine's may '07 cover plus mr. bloom has some sexy shots on the inside pages as well! below are a few choice quotes from his interview with the magazine …

Lionel Richie scoffs at celebs in rehab  —  Plus: Avril Lavigne attacks Britney Spears again  —  Nicole Richie's dad has taken a jab at celebs who go into rehab for inconsequential reasons.  —  "I think it's a cliché to say, 'I'm going into rehab.

Zooey Deschanel Nude, One Time Only  —  You may have to wait a bit longer, since filming has been delayed, but according to Nudography, we will get to see Zooey Deschanel nude in the Janis Joplin biopic, The Gospel According to Janis.  Deschanel discussed recreating a series of nude photos of Janis Joplin …

Bruce and Demi's Daughter Tallulah Is Changing Her Name  —  I would have hated to have had Bruce and Demi as my parents.  Who looks at their precious little girl when they are born and says "I know!  Let me call my daughter the most imaginable name I can think of, a name other children …

Bizarro Couple Alert!  —  Virtually unseen since her John Edwards backlash began, gay-bashing blonde beyotch Ann Coulter arrived to the 5th Annual TV Land Awards with "Good Times" star Jimmie "JJ" Walker.  Dyn-O-WHAT?!!!  —  The odd couple walked the red carpet on Saturday and proved …

VANESSA MINNILLO: MANE DILEMMA  —  Filed Under: Hair!  > Vanessa Minnillo  —  Nick Lachey's honey Vanessa Minnillo has NOT been happy with the way her hair has been looking lately and she's been admiring Jennifer Lopez's tresses.  Vanessa would LOVE to go to Jennifer 's hair stylist but HE happens to be Ken Paves.

I am - Pam Anderson Nipple and Ass in a Bikini of the Day  —  Here is Pam Anderson on the beach.  She is with her kids and Tommy Lee and she's looking a little dumpy, but not so bad for an STD ridden whore.  I wrote all about her last week when she was in a bikini and I don't feel like repeating myself …

SOHH Atlanta: Da Brat And Exotic Mystery Woman Show Their Love For One Another?!?  —  Every since Brat stepped onto the Hip-Hop scene back in 1994, her sexuality has been a hot topic.  Her blatant masculine mannerisms and inability to ever produce an actual boyfriend to be by her side has constantly raised eyebrows.

Yeah, I'm Freaked Out, Doc; It Looks Like Paris Hilton  —  Hey, babe, sorry I've gotta be the one to tell you this, but spotty and brown with orange skin is the way people should describe irregular stools, not looks.  —  [Source]

Timbaland Doesn't Like Groupies, Smoking  —  My future sideline hoe (he's dreamy) Timbaland was in London with Ludacris and turning chicks away.  What can I say?  The man's got standards.  You don't want some cigarette-butt bagging bitch up in your grille talking about how she's "right fit" and crap.