Protestors in India burn Gere effigies  —  NEW DELHI - Angry crowds in several Indian cities burned effigies of Richard Gere on Monday after he swept a popular Bollywood actress into his arms and kissed her several times during an AIDS-awareness event.  —  Photographs of the 57-year-old …

SLOW TO CALL  —  PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne slept with Jared Leto but only gave him a 7 out of 10 for his performance in bed.  Ayne tells Steppin' Out's Chance Hayden that the heavily eyelined actor and musician hit on her and asked for her number at an open meet-and-greet …

Madonna has ignored me, says baby David's dad  —  Madonna sweeps into Malawi today with her family and adopted son David Banda - apparently for an emotional reunion with the baby's natural father.  —  But it has emerged that not only did Yohane Banda have no warning of her arrival …

Brad: Angelina is Supergirl  —  Brad Pitt wants everyone to step off his woman.  A reporter for The Daily Mail ran into the Babel star while he was waiting for friends at the Roosevelt Hotel and chatted him up at the bar.  —  "You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine …

Pamelas Anderson's Face Gets Washed Up On Shore  —  It's a good thing that Pamela Anderson has some huge fake breasts, because they help divert attention from her face.  Actually now that I think about it, not even Pamela's funbags are big enough to hide that mug!

Eva's Wild Bridal Shower!  —  It almost looks like an episode of 'Desperate Housewives' but it was actually Eva Longoria's wedding shower at fellow 'Housewive' Felicity Huffman's Hollywood Hills home.  Also attending were castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan.

Tinsley's fashion makes good copy  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Many a fashion princess would slit her wrist - or her stylist's throat - if another woman showed up at a party in the same dress.  But Tinsley Mortimer may have turned that social humiliation into a publicity bonanza.

Marilyn Manson Calls Evan Rachel Wood 'My Twin'  —  Marilyn Manson split with wife Dita Von Teese late last year, but he's already found a new soul mate, he says.  —  "I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood," the 38-year-old rocker tells France's Le Parisien newspaper.

Lindsay Lohan: Lesbian?  —  So you might want to take this one with a big old shaker of salt, but a former Hollywood publicist is saying that Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian.  According to Jonathan Jaxson, aka JJ, a former publicist turned blogger, Lindsay Lohan is dating her DJ friend, Samantha Ronson.

ORLANDO BLOOM DOES DETAILS!  —  oh everyone can use a little eye candy on monday...here's cutie orlando bloom gracing the new cover of DETAILS magazine's may '07 cover plus mr. bloom has some sexy shots on the inside pages as well! below are a few choice quotes from his interview with the magazine …

Zooey Deschanel Nude, One Time Only  —  You may have to wait a bit longer, since filming has been delayed, but according to Nudography, we will get to see Zooey Deschanel nude in the Janis Joplin biopic, The Gospel According to Janis.  Deschanel discussed recreating a series of nude photos of Janis Joplin …

Beyonce is in Japan  —  Wow, that's some strong glue.  Those damn Japanese always make everything better than us.  How did they get so smart?  I mean, we dropped two, right?

Edward Norton is The Incredible Hulk!  —  Two-time Academy Award® nominee Edward Norton has signed on to play Bruce Banner, who transforms into Marvel's renowned, larger-than-life Super Hero, The Hulk in Marvel Studios' action-packed, new big screen adaptation of The Incredible Hulk.

Bruce and Demi's Daughter Tallulah Is Changing Her Name  —  I would have hated to have had Bruce and Demi as my parents.  Who looks at their precious little girl when they are born and says "I know!  Let me call my daughter the most imaginable name I can think of, a name other children …

Lionel Richie scoffs at celebs in rehab  —  Plus: Avril Lavigne attacks Britney Spears again  —  Nicole Richie's dad has taken a jab at celebs who go into rehab for inconsequential reasons.  —  "I think it's a cliché to say, 'I'm going into rehab.

Bizarro Couple Alert!  —  Virtually unseen since her John Edwards backlash began, gay-bashing blonde beyotch Ann Coulter arrived to the 5th Annual TV Land Awards with "Good Times" star Jimmie "JJ" Walker.  Dyn-O-WHAT?!!!  —  The odd couple walked the red carpet on Saturday and proved …

In Case You Missed It ...  See all X17 has on your favorite celeb!  —  Or you can choose from the entire list!  —  Blue eyes, that is, but she's far from feeling down  —  We bet Paris isn't giving her blessing to this relationship!  —  These pictures certainly don't leave much doubt...

J.Lo to Smack National Enquirer Over Heroin Story  —  Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony are furious over a report that they were involved in a heroin scandal — and now the hopping mad couple is hopping the pond to seek revenge in court.  —  Both J.Lo and Marc are set to file several lawsuits …

VANESSA MINNILLO: MANE DILEMMA  —  Filed Under: Hair!  > Vanessa Minnillo  —  Nick Lachey's honey Vanessa Minnillo has NOT been happy with the way her hair has been looking lately and she's been admiring Jennifer Lopez's tresses.  Vanessa would LOVE to go to Jennifer 's hair stylist but HE happens to be Ken Paves.

I am - Pam Anderson Nipple and Ass in a Bikini of the Day  —  Here is Pam Anderson on the beach.  She is with her kids and Tommy Lee and she's looking a little dumpy, but not so bad for an STD ridden whore.  I wrote all about her last week when she was in a bikini and I don't feel like repeating myself …

"Grey's Anatomy" Wins GLAAD Award  —  "Little Miss Sunshine" And "Ugly Betty" Also Earn Honors  —  (AP) "Grey's Anatomy," the ABC hit show whose lead actor was criticized for using an anti-gay slur, was awarded outstanding individual episode Saturday by an organization that monitors depictions of gays and lesbians in the media.