SLOW TO CALL  —  PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne slept with Jared Leto but only gave him a 7 out of 10 for his performance in bed.  Ayne tells Steppin' Out's Chance Hayden that the heavily eyelined actor and musician hit on her and asked for her number at an open meet-and-greet …

Eva's Wild Bridal Shower!  —  It almost looks like an episode of 'Desperate Housewives' but it was actually Eva Longoria's wedding shower at fellow 'Housewive' Felicity Huffman's Hollywood Hills home.  Also attending were castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan.

Tinsley's fashion makes good copy  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Many a fashion princess would slit her wrist - or her stylist's throat - if another woman showed up at a party in the same dress.  But Tinsley Mortimer may have turned that social humiliation into a publicity bonanza.

Brad: Angelina is Supergirl  —  Brad Pitt wants everyone to step off his woman.  A reporter for The Daily Mail ran into the Babel star while he was waiting for friends at the Roosevelt Hotel and chatted him up at the bar.  —  "You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine …

My Kind of Church Outfit  —  Flynet caught Fuggie Fug and Josh Duhamel on their way to church yesterday.  FF opted for my favorite church outfit, spiked heels and skinny jeans.  She also has some kind of spiked ball hanging from her purse.  She's really turning it out for Jesus.

Down with Richard Gere!  —  Richard Gere is a WANTED man in India.  Indians were not happy when Richard forcefully hugged and kissed actress Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS Awareness event in India.  Soon after the incident, effigies of Richard were burned in the streets and groups were heard shouting "Down with Richard Gere!"

Lindsay Lohan: Lesbian?  —  So you might want to take this one with a big old shaker of salt, but a former Hollywood publicist is saying that Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian.  According to Jonathan Jaxson, aka JJ, a former publicist turned blogger, Lindsay Lohan is dating her DJ friend, Samantha Ronson.

Beyonce is in Japan  —  Wow, that's some strong glue.  Those damn Japanese always make everything better than us.  How did they get so smart?  I mean, we dropped two, right?

Marilyn Manson Calls Evan Rachel Wood 'My Twin'  —  Marilyn Manson split with wife Dita Von Teese late last year, but he's already found a new soul mate, he says.  —  "I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood," the 38-year-old rocker tells France's Le Parisien newspaper.

In Case You Missed It ...  See all X17 has on your favorite celeb!  —  Or you can choose from the entire list!  —  Blue eyes, that is, but she's far from feeling down  —  We bet Paris isn't giving her blessing to this relationship!  —  These pictures certainly don't leave much doubt...

Call it the Cartier games  —  A slew of New York socialites will be hitting a Caribbean beach at the end of this month to promote their favorite cause.  Plus, there's a charity angle.  —  Limelight guzzlers Fabiola Beracasa, Stella Keitel, Stella Schnabel, designer Catherine Malandrino and …

Bruce and Demi's Daughter Tallulah Is Changing Her Name  —  I would have hated to have had Bruce and Demi as my parents.  Who looks at their precious little girl when they are born and says "I know!  Let me call my daughter the most imaginable name I can think of, a name other children …

Yeah, I'm Freaked Out, Doc; It Looks Like Paris Hilton  —  Hey, babe, sorry I've gotta be the one to tell you this, but spotty and brown with orange skin is the way people should describe irregular stools, not looks.  —  [Source]

SOHH Atlanta: Da Brat And Exotic Mystery Woman Show Their Love For One Another?!?  —  Every since Brat stepped onto the Hip-Hop scene back in 1994, her sexuality has been a hot topic.  Her blatant masculine mannerisms and inability to ever produce an actual boyfriend to be by her side has constantly raised eyebrows.

Matthew and Camila Come Out!  —  Looks like those rumors about Matt getting serious with 22-year-old Brazilian model Camila Alves are true.  The Penelope Cruz look alike was photographed with MM while visiting a friend in LA this weekend.  The two have evidently been spending lots …

Pamelas Anderson's Face Gets Washed Up On Shore  —  It's a good thing that Pamela Anderson has some huge fake breasts, because they help divert attention from her face.  Actually now that I think about it, not even Pamela's funbags are big enough to hide that mug!

Timbaland Doesn't Like Groupies, Smoking  —  My future sideline hoe (he's dreamy) Timbaland was in London with Ludacris and turning chicks away.  What can I say?  The man's got standards.  You don't want some cigarette-butt bagging bitch up in your grille talking about how she's "right fit" and crap.