Brad: Angelina is Supergirl  —  Brad Pitt wants everyone to step off his woman.  A reporter for The Daily Mail ran into the Babel star while he was waiting for friends at the Roosevelt Hotel and chatted him up at the bar.  —  "You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine …

Madonna has ignored me, says baby David's dad  —  Madonna sweeps into Malawi today with her family and adopted son David Banda - apparently for an emotional reunion with the baby's natural father.  —  But it has emerged that not only did Yohane Banda have no warning of her arrival …

SLOW TO CALL  —  PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne slept with Jared Leto but only gave him a 7 out of 10 for his performance in bed.  Ayne tells Steppin' Out's Chance Hayden that the heavily eyelined actor and musician hit on her and asked for her number at an open meet-and-greet …

Protestors in India burn Gere effigies  —  NEW DELHI - Angry crowds in several Indian cities burned effigies of Richard Gere on Monday after he swept a popular Bollywood actress into his arms and kissed her several times during an AIDS-awareness event.  —  Photographs of the 57-year-old …

Eva Longoria's Wedding Shower  —  Last night's episode of Desperate Housewives may have had nothing to do with weddings but off the set the ladies are getting into the wedding spirit.  The ladies all got together at Felicity's to throw Eva what looked like a fabulous shower.

Pamelas Anderson's Face Gets Washed Up On Shore  —  It's a good thing that Pamela Anderson has some huge fake breasts, because they help divert attention from her face.  Actually now that I think about it, not even Pamela's funbags are big enough to hide that mug!

Zooey Deschanel Nude, One Time Only  —  You may have to wait a bit longer, since filming has been delayed, but according to Nudography, we will get to see Zooey Deschanel nude in the Janis Joplin biopic, The Gospel According to Janis.  Deschanel discussed recreating a series of nude photos of Janis Joplin …

Tinsley's fashion makes good copy  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Many a fashion princess would slit her wrist - or her stylist's throat - if another woman showed up at a party in the same dress.  But Tinsley Mortimer may have turned that social humiliation into a publicity bonanza.

Lindsay Lohan: Lesbian?  —  So you might want to take this one with a big old shaker of salt, but a former Hollywood publicist is saying that Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian.  According to Jonathan Jaxson, aka JJ, a former publicist turned blogger, Lindsay Lohan is dating her DJ friend, Samantha Ronson.

ORLANDO BLOOM DOES DETAILS!  —  oh everyone can use a little eye candy on monday...here's cutie orlando bloom gracing the new cover of DETAILS magazine's may '07 cover plus mr. bloom has some sexy shots on the inside pages as well! below are a few choice quotes from his interview with the magazine …

Marilyn Manson Calls Evan Rachel Wood 'My Twin'  —  Marilyn Manson split with wife Dita Von Teese late last year, but he's already found a new soul mate, he says.  —  "I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood," the 38-year-old rocker tells France's Le Parisien newspaper.

Bruce and Demi's Daughter Tallulah Is Changing Her Name  —  I would have hated to have had Bruce and Demi as my parents.  Who looks at their precious little girl when they are born and says "I know!  Let me call my daughter the most imaginable name I can think of, a name other children …

Beyonce is in Japan  —  Wow, that's some strong glue.  Those damn Japanese always make everything better than us.  How did they get so smart?  I mean, we dropped two, right?

Yeah, I'm Freaked Out, Doc; It Looks Like Paris Hilton  —  Hey, babe, sorry I've gotta be the one to tell you this, but spotty and brown with orange skin is the way people should describe irregular stools, not looks.  —  [Source]

"Grey's Anatomy" Wins GLAAD Award  —  "Little Miss Sunshine" And "Ugly Betty" Also Earn Honors  —  (AP) "Grey's Anatomy," the ABC hit show whose lead actor was criticized for using an anti-gay slur, was awarded outstanding individual episode Saturday by an organization that monitors depictions of gays and lesbians in the media.

Britney Cops a Squat  —  Britney Spears continued to polish up her wigged-out image ... by making a trip to Target?  —  Britney donned another one of her too short baby-doll-goes-cowgirl-outfits and tumbled on into Tarzhey.  Is there a convenience store or dry goods shop that this woman doesn't love?

Bizarro Couple Alert!  —  Virtually unseen since her John Edwards backlash began, gay-bashing blonde beyotch Ann Coulter arrived to the 5th Annual TV Land Awards with "Good Times" star Jimmie "JJ" Walker.  Dyn-O-WHAT?!!!  —  The odd couple walked the red carpet on Saturday and proved …

Britney Breaks it Down  —  Britney rehearsed at Millenium Dance Studio yesterday before heading out for sushi with Allie.  Her Flashdance-esque outfit, complete with fishnets and leg warmers really shows off her amazing new body!  Guess it's not a coffee diet, but a dance diet that's shedding all those pounds!

Alessandra Ambrosio Saves Faces  —  In order to keep balance in the universe, here are some stunning pics of Alessandra Ambrosio.  Balance?  What's the Tuna talking about this time you may be asking yourselves?  Well considering I just posted those dreadful Pamela Anderson pics …