Harrison Ford engaged  —  Harrison Ford is engaged to long-term love Calista Flockhart.  —  The 64-year-old actor popped the question to Calista, 42, on April Fool's Day (01.04.07) and the thrilled former 'Ally McBeal' actress accepted.  —  Harrison enlisted the help of Calista's six-year-old adopted son Liam for the proposal.

Stone-throwing fracas mars Madonna's Malawi visit  —  MCHINJI, Malawi (Reuters) - Malawi police and stone-throwing school students blocked journalists from covering pop star Madonna's visit to an orphanage on Tuesday where the boy she is adopting was due to meet his biological father.

PALS 'UNSAFE' WITHOUT LOHAN  —  IN a bizarre interview with Allure, Lindsay Lohan says she takes on the role of protector to her friends and family.  "When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse.

Birkhead — "Oooh Baby!"  —  The first photos have surfaced showing proud papa Larry Birkhead with his and Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn.  —  OK! has the exclusive shots and an interview with the L.A. based photographer, who last week was determined to be the biological father of the 7-month-old.

Jessica Hosting Pussycat Dolls!  —  Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways.  —  Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls …

Abdul tries diva trip, but passengers just laugh  —  'You're no Sanjaya,' one fellow traveler reportedly shouted  —  Paula Abdul is a sweetie on "American Idol" — but some folks claim she's not so sweet when she's an airline passenger.  —  Abdul was a diva during a recent flight …

Whose nipple went clubbing last night?  —  Bridget Moynahan shows off her belly - Bridget Moynahan glwoingly showed off her pregnant belly while taking a walk for a little light exercise around Santa Monica, ... Your Celebrity DUI Report - Rip Torn has decided not to fight his December 2006 DUI arrest and pleaded guilty.

A first for Suri: Birthday blowout  —  Happy first birthday, Suri Cruise!  Vanity Fair's youngest-ever cover star celebrates the big "one" today.  —  But not since Howard Hughes has a celebrity so successfully combined fame and reclusiveness like Tom and Katie's tot.

KRISTIN PRIMES CASH PUMP  —  KRISTIN Cavallari, the "Laguna Beach" reality "star" - we use the word loosely - has come up with a new way to make some money.  Like Paris Hilton, she's charging club owners for personal appearances that might produce publicity for their venues in celebrity-obsessed weekly magazines.

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Are Taking a Break  —  Despite a denial from Rachel's rep, Us Weekly's reporting that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are on a "break."

New Line finds its cast on 'Time'  —  Bana, McAdams to star in Schwentke film  —  New Line has set Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams as traveling companions in "The Time Traveler's Wife," the Robert Schwentke-directed adaptation of the bestselling Audrey Niffenegger novel.  —  Shooting's set to start in August.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KISS TURNS INTO ROMANCE  —  PERENNIAL lover Bruce Willis, who leaves no moan unturned, turned his attention-deficit disorder to Courtney Love.  He's 52, she's 42, and whenever was his birthday they discovered one another and are now sort of seeing one another.  Set your clocks.

Jessiqa Pace Bikini Gallery  —  I tried to find some info on Jessiqa Pace, but there's hardly any on the net.  But here's what I did find.  She's American, born on April 20 1978, 5'9, and holds a degree in Film Studies and Art History.  Oh ya, and she's super good looking too.

EMPTY HAMPER  —  PARIS Hilton's dirty laundry isn't for sale, but eBay is auctioning off the hamper the celebutard used at her West Hollywood home.  It's "in excellent condition . . . No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator," the posting reads.  There's no bidders so far.