Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter  —  An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger — and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw.

Sex Tape Shelved — MTV Star Is "Severely Disappointing"  —  TMZ has learned a porn company has put the brakes on an alleged sex tape featuring "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad and "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler — because of the bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Hacked  —  Lindsay Lohan's private MySpace account, Blackberry and Gmail accounts were hacked and several of her private messages have been posted online.  The unnamed hacker promises a full website with all the hacked photos, messages and emails in the next 3-4 days.

Virgie Has Son with Her Stepbrother  —  As Larry Birkhead's custody hearing looms with grandma Virgie standing largely in the way, TMZ has dug up an interesting family tree — turns out Virgie liked her stepbrother a whole lot.  —  Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.

Is Katie Holmes breaking free of Cruise control?  —  Plus: Larry Birkhead says he's not a high-stakes gambler  —  Is Katie Holmes breaking free of her hubby's Cruise control?  —  The wife of the "Top Gun" star is shooting a film, "Mad Money," in Louisiana, and while she's away …

Did Paris Drive on Suspended License Again?  —  There are reports this AM — supported by photos and video — that Paris Hilton is again driving on a suspended license.  And get this — the pictures show Hilton driving away from a meeting with her lawyer about an upcoming court appearance for driving on a suspended license!

TRUMP GIFT UNDERMINES ROSIE  —  DONALD Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

Neil Patrick Harris: Why I Came Out  —  Actor Neil Patrick Harris, 33, who plays adorable cad Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother, dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Thursday and opened up about why he came out last fall and whether or not it's changed his career.

Jude Law Dating American Magazine Editor  —  Jude Law has a new girlfriend, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The actor is dating Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain's Harper's Bazaar - and the two have now jetted off to India for a vacation together.

Marvel spins Spider-Man into Broadway musical  —  Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."  —  That may not be the official title, but Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed …

American Idol Season 6: Sayonara Sanjaya  —  Finally!  Sanjaya has finally been booted!!!  Happy Idol days are here again.  Looks like all that campaigning by vote for the worst, Howard Stern and more were not powerful enough to convince America to force us to watch someone who should have been gone weeks ago.

Victoria's Posh Underthings  —  Victoria Beckham kept things spicy on a recent retail blitz in a Beverly Hills lingerie shop!  —  TMZ has learned the singer turned professional shopper hit trendy Under G's Lingerie boutique and dropped over $4000 in Beckham bucks — on sexy bras and panties alone.

LAZY SNOOP, DIMWIT DOLL  —  IF you want Snoop Dogg to play at an event, not only will you have to pay his $150,000 fee, you'll have to accommodate his unusual tastes and enormous entourage.  Organizers of Tuesday night's Pussycat Dolls concert at Cipriani Wall Street to benefit UNICEF …

Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!  —  ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth!  She has returned in a big way.  You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube.  Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace!  Her voice needs to be heard.

Farewell to record mogul spins some great tales  —  Even in death, Ahmet Ertegun remains the life of the party.  —  Rarely have we seen a memorial like the sendoff the Atlantic Records co-founder got Tuesday at Jazz at Lincoln Center.  —  How many nights do you find Phil Collins teaming …

A youth movement for Usher's mom  —  There's a reason to crack open a bottle of Champagne in the Usher household.  But maybe not the one you think.  —  Jonetta Patton, the crooner's mother and manager, is engaged - to a hot younger guy.  —  "His name is Eric," says a close source.

Pete gets saucy with photographer  —  Pete Doherty might be trying to kick his drug habit, but he seems to be enjoying developing a new one - attacking photographers.  —  Clearly enjoying himself, he squirted a hearty stream of tomato ketchup at snappers as he dashed away from outside fiancée Kate Moss's home in St Johns Wood.