Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter  —  An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger — and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw.

Sex Tape Shelved — MTV Star Is "Severely Disappointing"  —  TMZ has learned a porn company has put the brakes on an alleged sex tape featuring "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad and "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler — because of the bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior.

Virgie Has Son with Her Stepbrother  —  As Larry Birkhead's custody hearing looms with grandma Virgie standing largely in the way, TMZ has dug up an interesting family tree — turns out Virgie liked her stepbrother a whole lot.  —  Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.

Lindsay Lohan Hacked - MySpace, Gmail and BlackBerry  —  An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net.  The hacker also plans to launch a website …

Marvel spins Spider-Man into Broadway musical  —  Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."  —  That may not be the official title, but Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed …

Is Katie Holmes breaking free of Cruise control?  —  Plus: Larry Birkhead says he's not a high-stakes gambler  —  Is Katie Holmes breaking free of her hubby's Cruise control?  —  The wife of the "Top Gun" star is shooting a film, "Mad Money," in Louisiana, and while she's away …

Did Paris Drive on Suspended License Again?  —  There are reports this AM — supported by photos and video — that Paris Hilton is again driving on a suspended license.  And get this — the pictures show Hilton driving away from a meeting with her lawyer about an upcoming court appearance for driving on a suspended license!

Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Out Of Bed For Less Than An X-Box A Day  —  For a man who grew up in Compton and has Dogg as a surname, I think he's acting like a bitch.  —  Snoop Dogg refused to go onstage until someone got him a X Box to play with at a charity concert for UNICEF.

Jude Law Dating American Magazine Editor  —  Jude Law has a new girlfriend, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The actor is dating Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain's Harper's Bazaar - and the two have now jetted off to India for a vacation together.

Neil Patrick Harris: Why I Came Out  —  Actor Neil Patrick Harris, 33, who plays adorable cad Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother, dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Thursday and opened up about why he came out last fall and whether or not it's changed his career.

TRUMP GIFT UNDERMINES ROSIE  —  DONALD Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

Victoria's Posh Underthings  —  Victoria Beckham kept things spicy on a recent retail blitz in a Beverly Hills lingerie shop!  —  TMZ has learned the singer turned professional shopper hit trendy Under G's Lingerie boutique and dropped over $4000 in Beckham bucks — on sexy bras and panties alone.

Farewell to record mogul spins some great tales  —  Even in death, Ahmet Ertegun remains the life of the party.  —  Rarely have we seen a memorial like the sendoff the Atlantic Records co-founder got Tuesday at Jazz at Lincoln Center.  —  How many nights do you find Phil Collins teaming …

Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!  —  ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth!  She has returned in a big way.  You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube.  Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace!  Her voice needs to be heard.

Jessica Alba Flashes Her Ass  —  So, the last time I checked, and I do a lot of checking, most dresses aren't so see-through that they completely reveal everything underneath, but it would seem that isn't the case here.  While on set shooting a commercial for Revlon (in which her make-up actually …