DAD SPANKS NAUGHTY BRITNEY  —  BRITNEY Spears has no one to blame but herself if she loses custody of her two sons and ruins her career, according to her father, Jamie Spears.  —  In a statement to Page Six yesterday, Jamie sticks up for Britney's manager Larry Rudolph - who was fired by Britney last Friday, as we first reported.

PARIS' NEW PAL  —  ANOTHER man has fallen prey to the wiles of Paris Hilton.  Although she was supposedly dating "Desperate Housewives" hottie Josh Henderson, Hilton showed up at Teddy's in L.A. Wednesday night with sister Nicky, David Katzenberg and Petra Nemcova's ex, "You're Beautiful" whiner James Blunt.

NADINE DUMPS JESSE  —  EXCLUSIVE: POP NADINE'S FURY OVER TV JESSE'S FLING  —  FURIOUS Girls Aloud beauty Nadine Coyle last night dumped love rat boyfriend Jesse Metcalfe for having a fling with another girl.  —  Desperate Housewives romeo Jesse, 28, was spotted strolling hand-in-hand …

Timberlake, Alba on list of sexy celebs  —  NEW YORK - Another day, another list.  But what the heck, this one is a "What is Sexy?" rundown from Victoria's Secret.  "SexyBack" singer Justin Timberlake is sexiest male musician; Jessica Alba, who starred in "Sin City," is sexiest actress …

Meet Katie Couric's Young New Boyfriend  —  After six months of dating 33-year-old entrepreneur Brooks Perlin, Katie Couric, 50, isn't worried about the younger-man thing, PEOPLE reports in its latest issue.  —  "The age difference scared her off at first," says a friend of the CBS Evening News anchor …

Celebs Like Their Hotels Hot  —  Conde Nast had plenty of star power to help celebrate their 2007 Traveler Hot List in NYC last night.  The list boasts the best new hotels across the globe, in cities from New York to Tasmania.  The event had its own hot list of some of our favorite boys …

Birkhead: I'm Calling My Travel Agent!  —  Larry Birkhead just emerged from a custody hearing in the Bahamas with a big smile on his face and said, "I gotta call my travel agent," suggesting that he was getting very close to taking daughter Dannielynn home.  —  Minutes later …

Dancing on a plane: Heather's embarrassing mile high cha-cha  —  Heather Mills has taken her one-woman show to the skies.  —  The Dancing With The Stars contestant performed an impromptu mid-air dance act in a failed attempt to entertain fellow passengers.

Voicemail rant reheats Alec-Kim feud  —  LOS ANGELES - The festering bad blood between movie-star exes Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger erupted Thursday when an angry phone message from Baldwin to his daughter was made public.  On the recording, Baldwin can be heard berating his 11-year-old …

Selma Blair Did Some Rehab on the Side  —  I have never met her, but for some reason, whenever I see a picture of tiny Selma Blair, I just want to put her in my pocket and then take her home and force her to eat some peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches with me, whilst we chat about how silly those other celebs are.

Britney Grasps At Strawberries  —  Britney Spears' sweet tooth is the stuff of legends, but with Earth Day right around the corner, yesterday she found a more organic way to indulge herself!  We spotted the pop princess pulling to the side of the road by a fruit stand and watched as she bought …

Kristin Cavallari - Overhyped And Overpriced  —  The weekend is finally here and I'm stepping outside for the first time in two weeks!  Yes, I've been living in a bubble ever since I left Florida.  The weather here has been awful but today is sunny and warm, so there's no way I'm going to sit in front of the computer!

When Stupid People Say Stupid Things  —  Kiki Dunst should learn to shut her trout lips and try and look pretty.  There's been a lot of speculation about a 4th Spiderman.  Kiki talked about that and made herself look like even more of an a**hole.  —  Bitch said, "Audiences aren't stupid.

Someone Wastes $2 Million Dollars To Hear J-Lo Sing  —  I may sound like a cold hearted cynic sometimes, but deep down I am a romantic girl at heart.  I'm not the only woman who doesn't mind her man giving grand gestures to show how much he cares.  —  I will say this though …

Britney Spears Getting Back to 'Fighting Weight'  —  Since leaving rehab in March, Britney Spears seems to have dropped her hard-partying ways - and a few extra pounds.  —  "After all the negative stuff, she's getting back to her 'fighting weight,' " one Spears business associate tells PEOPLE.

Every Day With R-Bils is R-Bils Day!  —  OMG, you guys!  How smashy cute is R-Bils?  I mean, I know I throw around the A-word loosely sometimes, but she really is a-dor-a-ble.  So yeah, she's just hanging out with her doggie Thurman Murman (it would seem she has pretty full custody …

It's Official: Brandy Leaves America's Got Talent  —  Brandy won't be returning for the second season of America's Got Talent as a judge and has been replaced by Sharon Osbourne, it was announced Thursday.  —  "Brandy has enjoyed her association with the program," said the singer's rep, Courtney Barnes.