Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter  —  An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger — and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw.

Sex Tape Shelved — MTV Star Is "Severely Disappointing"  —  TMZ has learned a porn company has put the brakes on an alleged sex tape featuring "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad and "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler — because of the bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior.

Virgie Has Son with Her Stepbrother  —  As Larry Birkhead's custody hearing looms with grandma Virgie standing largely in the way, TMZ has dug up an interesting family tree — turns out Virgie liked her stepbrother a whole lot.  —  Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.

Marvel spins Spider-Man into Broadway musical  —  Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."  —  That may not be the official title, but Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed …

Paris Hilton's Legally Able to Drive Again  —  So beware people!  The socialite was thought to have violated her probation again by being spotted driving her Bentley again.  However, according to her lawyer Howard Weitzman, her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road.

Victoria's Posh Underthings  —  Victoria Beckham kept things spicy on a recent retail blitz in a Beverly Hills lingerie shop!  —  TMZ has learned the singer turned professional shopper hit trendy Under G's Lingerie boutique and dropped over $4000 in Beckham bucks — on sexy bras and panties alone.

Wild-eyed Doherty in water attack hours after court  —  Barefoot and wild-eyed, Pete Doherty attacked a photographer just hours after a judge praised him for trying to kick drugs.  —  The Babyshambles frontman threw a bucket of ice-cold water over snapper Oliver Polter in a fit of rage …

Britney Spears Getting Back to 'Fighting Weight'  —  Since leaving rehab in March, Britney Spears seems to have dropped her hard-partying ways - and a few extra pounds.  —  "After all the negative stuff, she's getting back to her 'fighting weight,' " one Spears business associate tells PEOPLE.

DAD SPANKS NAUGHTY BRITNEY  —  BRITNEY Spears has no one to blame but herself if she loses custody of her two sons and ruins her career, according to her father, Jamie Spears.  —  In a statement to Page Six yesterday, Jamie sticks up for Britney's manager Larry Rudolph - who was fired by Britney last Friday, as we first reported.

Jude Law Dating American Magazine Editor  —  Jude Law has a new girlfriend, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The actor is dating Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain's Harper's Bazaar - and the two have now jetted off to India for a vacation together.

Lindsay Lohan Hacked - MySpace, Gmail and BlackBerry  —  An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net.  The hacker also plans to launch a website …

How it all adds up  —  The "Sahara" ledger, based on financial projections through 2015.  The actual loss on the film was about $105 million through 2006.  —  Incidentals  —  The budget of a major feature film lists a wide variety of expenditures.  For "Sahara" they included such items …

Is the President's Marriage In Trouble?  —  Yes, you read the title right- I didn't think I would be writing about this on this site, either.  —  Ted Casablanca from E! Online-one of my fave gossip columnists (he's flamboyant and usually right, unlike some other gay gossip blogger who is usually so wrong) …

Sarah Harding  —  This is singer/model Sarah Harding from the UK.  She's best known for singing in the girl band Girls Aloud.  According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, she also gains much noteriety from her constant partying and drinking.  You just gotta love those drunken British party babes.

Wax Matthew  —  Madame Tussaud's is the creepiest place on Earth.  I'd rather be in John Wayne Gacy's basement.  Anyway, here's the unveiling of party animal/greasy guy/fitness fantatic Matthew McConaughey's wax figure.  It looks...well, waxy.  Did some of the bajillion dollars …