Alec Baldwin's Threatening Message to Daughter  —  An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger — and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw.

Sex Tape Shelved — MTV Star Is "Severely Disappointing"  —  TMZ has learned a porn company has put the brakes on an alleged sex tape featuring "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad and "Laguna Beach's" Jason Wahler — because of the bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior.

Virgie Has Son with Her Stepbrother  —  As Larry Birkhead's custody hearing looms with grandma Virgie standing largely in the way, TMZ has dug up an interesting family tree — turns out Virgie liked her stepbrother a whole lot.  —  Here's the deal: Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.

Lindsay Lohan Hacked - MySpace, Gmail and BlackBerry  —  An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net.  The hacker also plans to launch a website …

Marvel spins Spider-Man into Broadway musical  —  Get ready for "Spider-Man: The Broadway Musical."  —  That may not be the official title, but Marvel Studios is putting the pieces together for a musical on the Great White Way starring the popular superhero, which will be directed …

Paris Hilton's Legally Able to Drive Again  —  So beware people!  The socialite was thought to have violated her probation again by being spotted driving her Bentley again.  However, according to her lawyer Howard Weitzman, her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road.

TRUMP GIFT UNDERMINES ROSIE  —  DONALD Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

Is Katie Holmes breaking free of Cruise control?  —  Plus: Larry Birkhead says he's not a high-stakes gambler  —  Is Katie Holmes breaking free of her hubby's Cruise control?  —  The wife of the "Top Gun" star is shooting a film, "Mad Money," in Louisiana, and while she's away …

The Ladies Who Lunch  —  Jennifer Garner, Cindy Crawford, Angie Harmon, Lisa Kudrow, Amanda Peet and Brooke Shields donned their lady-like best to attend the Oscar De La Renta store opening in Beverly Hills yesterday.  I thought I'd give you a little (I mean very little) prettiness this morning, because I usually give you the ugly.

Jude Law Dating American Magazine Editor  —  Jude Law has a new girlfriend, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The actor is dating Kim Hersov, an American-born mother of two who works in London as the editor-at-large for Britain's Harper's Bazaar - and the two have now jetted off to India for a vacation together.

Victoria's Posh Underthings  —  Victoria Beckham kept things spicy on a recent retail blitz in a Beverly Hills lingerie shop!  —  TMZ has learned the singer turned professional shopper hit trendy Under G's Lingerie boutique and dropped over $4000 in Beckham bucks — on sexy bras and panties alone.

Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Out Of Bed For Less Than An X-Box A Day  —  For a man who grew up in Compton and has Dogg as a surname, I think he's acting like a bitch.  —  Snoop Dogg refused to go onstage until someone got him a X Box to play with at a charity concert for UNICEF.

Farewell to record mogul spins some great tales  —  Even in death, Ahmet Ertegun remains the life of the party.  —  Rarely have we seen a memorial like the sendoff the Atlantic Records co-founder got Tuesday at Jazz at Lincoln Center.  —  How many nights do you find Phil Collins teaming …

Wax Matthew  —  Madame Tussaud's is the creepiest place on Earth.  I'd rather be in John Wayne Gacy's basement.  Anyway, here's the unveiling of party animal/greasy guy/fitness fantatic Matthew McConaughey's wax figure.  It looks...well, waxy.  Did some of the bajillion dollars …

Dick'll Make You Slap Someone!  —  ALEXYSS TYLOR is the hottest woman on Earth!  She has returned in a big way.  You can now find her VAGINA POWER message everywhere on YouTube.  Visit her official site for more information and join her MySpace!  Her voice needs to be heard.