Sorry, What Was Your Name Again?  Feder-who?  —  Kevin Federline just loves the ladies.  They just don't love him.  —  Federlust was snapped in TAO Las Vegas' VIP lounge last night, while moving on a pneumatically-powered, glittery-lidded fembot, with whom, we're told, he danced for 20 minutes.

Dancing on a plane: Heather's embarrassing mile high cha-cha  —  Heather Mills has taken her one-woman show to the skies.  —  The Dancing With The Stars contestant performed an impromptu mid-air dance act in a failed attempt to entertain fellow passengers.

Paris has a new guy, to be Blunt  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton has found the perfect guy to tell her "You're Beautiful" - singer James Blunt.  —  The pair hooked up Wednesday night in L.A., where they locked lips at the Roosevelt Hotel club Teddy's.

Katie Couric brags about banging a young guy, but is raging & boozing over career  —  People is covering Katie Couric's six month romance with a 33 year-old triathlete who is 17 years her junior.  They have a typical feel-good story about how they met at a cancer benefit last September and have a "drama free relationship."

Baldwin Goes to Court to Plug Leak  —  Alec Baldwin has just filed legal papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court to determine who gave TMZ the vile voice mail message Alec left for his daughter Ireland.  —  The document is an Order to Show Cause on why Basinger and her lawyers should not be held in contempt.

Pastor defends daughter  —  Pastor Dave Alleyne of the Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas has come to the defence of his 14-year-old daughter whose raunchy dance with international superstar Akon of Senegal can be seen worldwide on YouTube.  —  Alleyne yesterday described the racy dance video …

Britney treats her kids like dogs  —  OK!  Magazine has a story in this week's issue about how Britney is dumping her kids off on her estranged husband, K-Fed, and how she only sees them every other weekend.  And on Easter Sunday, Brit cut out early to go shopping.

Oh James, I'm Sure You Tell All the Girls They're Beautiful  —  Because he does.  Seriously.  This guy gets AROUND.  After his break-up with Petra Nemcova, he's been consistently trading down, starting with Lindsay Lohan and now (ick) Paris Hilton.  Even though Paris has been most recently …

Mischa Barton Upskirt Pictures... Again  —  Well, it looks like Mischa Barton still hasn't learned to cross her legs.  Here is yet another Mischa barton upskirt moment, and even though she's wearing underwear, well, lets just say she isn't all covered up.  —  I'm pretty sure it's not that tough …

Courtney Love Says She Was Addicted to 'Perfection'  —  Courtney Love says she used to be addicted to the idea of physical perfection - but she's kicked the habit.  —  "[The] addiction to the idea of 'perfection' has infested my life in the past and I'm over it," she writes on her moonwashedrose.com Web site.

Britney to Family - It's All Your Fault!  —  Britney Spears is blaming her family for plunging her into the downward spiral that landed her in rehab - the same family that nurtured her back to where she is now.  —  Brit's dad, Jamie Spears, tells Page Six that his daughter is pointing …

Does Bruce Willis Make You Wet?  —  Because yesterday, he left us dripping!  Question is, though, what's he doing at Lindsay Lohan's apartment building?  We know they're friends, which is already pretty inappropriate.  Of course, for all we know he might have just been trying to entice Lindsay …

Alec Responds: "I've Been Driven to the Edge"  —  Alec Baldwin swung back at wife Kim Basinger, slamming "certain people" who he says, "will go to any lengths to embarass [sic] me and to disrupt my relationship with my daughter."  —  In a statement on his website alecbaldwin.com …

Kristin Cavallari - Overhyped And Overpriced  —  The weekend is finally here and I'm stepping outside for the first time in two weeks!  Yes, I've been living in a bubble ever since I left Florida.  The weather here has been awful but today is sunny and warm, so there's no way I'm going to sit in front of the computer!

SJP's NYC Camoflauge  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and her big, but not-big-enough-to-hold-all-those- fancy -glossies bag were out and about in NYC this week.  This outfit would be a little neutral for Carrie Bradshaw's (still missing your Sex and the City girls?) taste, but SJP can pull off anything she likes.

Ash & Pete More Than Just Merging Hoodie Collections  —  If these pictures are any indication, things are getting hottt (with extra t's for emphasis) and heavy between Pete and Ashlee these days.  I'm kidding, these are more screaming mellow and hungover, but I guess it's cute that they both love …

Someone Wastes $2 Million Dollars To Hear J-Lo Sing  —  I may sound like a cold hearted cynic sometimes, but deep down I am a romantic girl at heart.  I'm not the only woman who doesn't mind her man giving grand gestures to show how much he cares.  —  I will say this though …

Becoming Dita  —  We've got another Katie Holmes on our hands.  Poor, little 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood looks like she's trying so hard to be Marilyn Manson's woman.  I can see the fear in her eyes that if she doesn't conform to what daddy wants, she's out.  —  Is Marilyn drinking tomato juice or pigeon blood?

Jennifer Morrison  —  Here's sexy Jennifer Morrison from TV's House, M.D.. As usual this is news to me seeing as I don't watch much TV.  These pics may be a bit classier than the ones I usually put up on a Friday.  Sorry folks, the skank well ran dry this week.  See you Monday.

She's Not Drunk, She's Disgusted  —  Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Paris Hilton's house the other night completely wasted.  A friend had to help her drunk ass into the car.  It's so cliche for Cammy to be friends with Paris.  Cameron should do herself a favor and steer clear.