Jonathan Rhys Meyers Checks Into Rehab  —  Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of Showtime's The Tudors, has entered a rehab facility, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program," rep Meredith O'Sullivan says.

ROSIE GROSSES OUT MEDIA ELITE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.  —  The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb …

Kirsten's 4am pub crawly with Razor's Johnny  —  Kirsten Dunst's Spidey senses must be shot to pieces today after going on a huge pub bender.  —  Her boyfriend Johnny Borrell had arranged a session at the indie world's favourite pub, the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kirsten's appearance at the premiere of Spider-Man 3.

Suri Cruise Celebrates Her First Birthday  —  Little Suri Cruise may not realize the effort involved, but her family made sure she celebrated her first birthday in style.  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes organized a birthday lunch on April 18 at the Cruise compound in Los Angeles …

Is Lindsay Lohan A Thief?  —  Is Lindsay Lohan a thief?  "Yes," a source exclusively tells Star.  "Lindsay stole $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories from one of her former friends, Lauren Hastings, and has absolutely no shame about it.  In fact, she even laughed about it with her girlfriends …

PRANK VICTIM  —  PARIS Hilton received a barrage of phone calls from unidentified pests Friday night after Shanna Moakler published her cellphone number and e-mail address on her MySpace page.  Hilton was in Las Vegas when "the phone calls started pouring in," her rep told Page Six.

Rolling Stone Keith Richards' mother dies  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 91-year-old mother of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has died in Britain, a spokeswoman for the band said on Monday.  —  Doris Richards died on Saturday.  The cause of death and the location were not disclosed.

Educating Dita  —  She is newly single, and keen to set the record straight.  Dita Von Teese, the world's most glamorous 'demure stripper', speaks frankly for the first time about the lessons she's learnt from life with - and without - the shock-rocker Marilyn Manson.  By Kimberly Cutter

The Joker's a Fake  —  The first shot of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the new Batman movie that hit the internet yesterday is a fake.  A poster at the Superhero Hype message boards decoded the puzzle.  The faker used a picture of Heath Ledger from the "Candy" premiere and also a make-up test shot from …

Talk of global storming  —  Sheryl Crow and Laurie David just wrapped their Stop Global Warming College Tour, but it seems most of the heat was generated behind the scenes.  —  "By the time the tour hit Vanderbilt in Nashville, Laurie and Sheryl were completely at odds," says a team member.

Shia LaBeouf: How I'm Getting Buff for Indiana Jones  —  Shia LaBeouf has gained 15 pounds - and he's happy about it.  The Disturbia actor is beefing up to star in the new Indiana Jones movie alongside Harrison Ford.  "The guy is still in premium shape," LaBeouf tells PEOPLE.

X17 FIRST - Britney's ABsolutely fABulous!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  For those of you waiting for a Britney comeback, X17 is happy to announce the comeback of Brit's famous abs!  I guess all those afternoons at the dance studio are paying off!  —  In fact, that's where we caught …

Victoria Beckham has allegedly been labelled a 'grade-A bitch' by the crew of her new reality show.  —  Movie & Entertainment News provided by bangshowbiz.biz  —  The former Spice Girl has reportedly infuriated staff working on the NBC programme - which follows Victoria and husband David's summer US move …

Bates hits DW's 'Road' for Mendes  —  Kathy Bates has signed on to reteam with her "Titanic" co-stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Sam Mendes' "Revolutionary Road" for DreamWorks.  —  David Harbour, Michael Shannon and Zoe Kazan also are boarding the 1950s-set drama …