Jonathan Rhys Meyers Checks Into Rehab  —  Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of Showtime's The Tudors, has entered a rehab facility, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program," rep Meredith O'Sullivan says.

Kirsten's 4am pub crawly with Razor's Johnny  —  Kirsten Dunst's Spidey senses must be shot to pieces today after going on a huge pub bender.  —  Her boyfriend Johnny Borrell had arranged a session at the indie world's favourite pub, the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kirsten's appearance at the premiere of Spider-Man 3.

ROSIE GROSSES OUT MEDIA ELITE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.  —  The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb …

No Lesbian Sex For Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley  —  Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan have reportedly fallen out over the American actress's decision to withdraw from Time of Our Lives film last week.  Stunning Keira was said to be "furious" that Lindsay, who has recently finished …

Suri Cruise Celebrates Her First Birthday  —  Little Suri Cruise may not realize the effort involved, but her family made sure she celebrated her first birthday in style.  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes organized a birthday lunch on April 18 at the Cruise compound in Los Angeles …

Fonda reportedly scolds Lohan in note  —  Plus, 'If there's a good script' Maguire may do fourth 'Spider-Man' film  —  Are Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda feuding?  —  They're not, Fonda's publicist insists, despite a report that the star was so furious with her co-star's widely publicized bad behavior …

Joe Francis Sentenced to Jail for Contempt  —  A tearful of Joe Francis, founder of the Girls Gone Wild video empire, pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in a Florida jail.  —  "Joe has changed in the past few months," says his attorney, Jan Handzlik.

Britney Spears shows off her body  —  Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium Dance Studio showing off her new body.  There's some major sucking in going on here, but are those, yes, I think they are.  Those are abs!  I pictured her stomach as a giant vat of jelly, so this is a pleasant surprise.

PRANK VICTIM  —  PARIS Hilton received a barrage of phone calls from unidentified pests Friday night after Shanna Moakler published her cellphone number and e-mail address on her MySpace page.  Hilton was in Las Vegas when "the phone calls started pouring in," her rep told Page Six.

Hey kids, get your "Daddy Dearest" Talking Dolls before they sell out!  —  Alec Baldwin recently suffered the sting of humiliation after an angry voice mail tirade he left to his daughter was made public.  Toy makers quickly scrambled to create a talking doll based on the "bitter dad" …

'I ain't a pretty boy no more'  —  My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance.  —  This year I won't be speaking, however, as I await another surgery.  —  I have received a lot of advice that I should not attend the festival.

I am - stepTV Does Debbie Does Dallas Again Party in NYC of the Day  —  Debbie Does Dallas was the first porno I ever saw back when I was 15 or 16.  It holds a very warm place in my heart as fetishes of big bushed cheerleaders never really left my mind.  I wasn't sure how much I liked …

KIRSTEN DUNST & BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD DO JANE!  —  hey y'all!  here's two lovely 'spiderman' ladies gracing the may '07 cover of JANE magazine...it's kirsten dunst & bryce dallas howard who are looking cozy & chummy - very cute! (although it feels more like a fall cover vs. a spring one …

Mel B names daughter after Murphy  —  Former Spice girl Mel B has named her new daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown.  —  The child, the singer's second, was born in Los Angeles at the beginning of April.  But a battle to confirm the identity of the father is looming.

Perez Hilton Smacked Upside The Blue Head With Lawsuit  —  (Mavrix Photo)  —  He's making $800,000 a year!!!!  $800,000!!?!?!?!?!  Are you f*cking kidding me?  That's it, I am getting out that goddamn white pen and drawing coke, and piss-streams (on pictures he's using without permission …

Birkhead and Virgie Still At Odds  —  TMZ has learned Virgie Arthur is making it very difficult for Larry Birkhead to assume the role of daddy.  —  We're told Virgie is trying to block Larry's move to take Dannielynn back to the U. S. of A., unless Larry agrees to share guardianship with her.

Talk of global storming  —  Sheryl Crow and Laurie David just wrapped their Stop Global Warming College Tour, but it seems most of the heat was generated behind the scenes.  —  "By the time the tour hit Vanderbilt in Nashville, Laurie and Sheryl were completely at odds," says a team member.

Sanctimonious Crow  —  A new article in Page Six is making Sheryl Crow look more ridiculous than she did after composing that aural drill bit "Soak Up the Sun." … If that rider is an "old one from 10 years ago," what's changed?  Has she stopped touring on buses?

The Joker's a Fake  —  The first shot of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the new Batman movie that hit the internet yesterday is a fake.  A poster at the Superhero Hype message boards decoded the puzzle.  The faker used a picture of Heath Ledger from the "Candy" premiere and also a make-up test shot from …