Jonathan Rhys Meyers Checks Into Rehab  —  Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of Showtime's The Tudors, has entered a rehab facility, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  "After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program," rep Meredith O'Sullivan says.

Kirsten Dunst: Duck and Cover!  —  Looks like somebody doesn't want to have her picture taken, and that somebody is Kirsten Dunst.  But why so shy Kirsten?  Well, according to the Daily Mail, even though Kirsten's night started out fine at the Spiderman 3 premiere, after hitting several parties and clubs …

Britney Spears shows off her body  —  Britney Spears was spotted at Millennium Dance Studio showing off her new body.  There's some major sucking in going on here, but are those, yes, I think they are.  Those are abs!  I pictured her stomach as a giant vat of jelly, so this is a pleasant surprise.

Michelle Rodriguez — Frighteningly Lost in Beverly Hills  —  Michelle Rodriguez terrified tourists on Rodeo Drive when she left a salon while wearing this creepy war paint.  —  The "Lost" star donned a hoody and a leather jacket and thought she'd get her shop on while this tribal facial mask dried.

ROSIE GROSSES OUT MEDIA ELITE  —  ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.  —  The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb …

Lindsay Lohan is Leggy in LA, but Not a Lesbian  —  You can always count on Lindsay Lohan to come through with some nice pictures when the news is slow, and these pictures of Lindsay Lohan's lovely legs let me alliterate endlessly.  That's the good news.  The bad news is that Lindsay Lohan …

Lindsay Making Enemies Left and Right  —  This is not a good week for Lindsay.  Even though the girl can manage to make a flannel shirt look sexy and scandalous out at Winstons last night, she is not making any new friends.  Rumor has it that her Georgia Rule co-star Jane Fonda …

Suri Cruise Celebrates Her First Birthday  —  Little Suri Cruise may not realize the effort involved, but her family made sure she celebrated her first birthday in style.  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes organized a birthday lunch on April 18 at the Cruise compound in Los Angeles …

'I ain't a pretty boy no more'  —  My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance.  —  This year I won't be speaking, however, as I await another surgery.  —  I have received a lot of advice that I should not attend the festival.

I am - stepTV Does Debbie Does Dallas Again Party in NYC of the Day  —  Debbie Does Dallas was the first porno I ever saw back when I was 15 or 16.  It holds a very warm place in my heart as fetishes of big bushed cheerleaders never really left my mind.  I wasn't sure how much I liked …

Birkhead and Virgie Still At Odds  —  TMZ has learned Virgie Arthur is making it very difficult for Larry Birkhead to assume the role of daddy.  —  We're told Virgie is trying to block Larry's move to take Dannielynn back to the U. S. of A., unless Larry agrees to share guardianship with her.

Hey kids, get your "Daddy Dearest" Talking Dolls before they sell out!  —  Alec Baldwin recently suffered the sting of humiliation after an angry voice mail tirade he left to his daughter was made public.  Toy makers quickly scrambled to create a talking doll based on the "bitter dad" …

"Meeting Paris Hilton" Can Be Such a Bitch!  —  Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the radio, another Paris Hilton song has emerged.  Luckily, this latest dance ditty is about Paris, not sung by her!  —  "Meeting Paris Hilton" is a bitchin' new track by up-and-coming Brazilian …

Adam Brody Tells It Like It Is  —  Adam Brody took his turn on TRL this week while promoting In the Land of Women.  The movie didn't do all that great at the box office this weekend, but he's still pretty excited about his first time as a leading man, especially starring opposite romantic comedy great Meg Ryan.

Fonda reportedly scolds Lohan in note  —  Plus, 'If there's a good script' Maguire may do fourth 'Spider-Man' film  —  Are Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda feuding?  —  They're not, Fonda's publicist insists, despite a report that the star was so furious with her co-star's widely publicized bad behavior …

Posh Admits to Being an Ano (Sort of)  —  Posh Beckham spoke about her weight in the latest issue of Heat Magazine.  She said that she started dieting in the 90s and quickly became obsessed with being a skinny ho. … She said that she developed polycystic ovaries, so she changed her eating habits.

Mel B names daughter after Murphy  —  Former Spice girl Mel B has named her new daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown.  —  The child, the singer's second, was born in Los Angeles at the beginning of April.  But a battle to confirm the identity of the father is looming.

Girls Gone Wild bunked with a Convicted Cop Killer  —  Joe Francis, the creator of "Girls Gone Wild," has plead guilty to contempt and has been serving time in jail awaiting his full arraignment, which is taking place today.  However, the short-term jail stint has been nothing short of anxiety inducing for Joe these past few days.