Cops: Sandra Bullock Watches as Hubby Attacked!  —  Police sources tell TMZ that a woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed Sandra's husband, motorcycle mogul Jesse James, during a frightening attack at the couple's Orange County home late Sunday night.

X17 FIRST - Britney Shows Off Her Body, Hides Jayden's Body  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Britney hit up Millenium Dance Studio again today but this time, with her two boys in tow!  It's been a while since Brit has taken the kids out (in fact the last time we saw her with her sons was also at a dance studio).

Jolie 'emaciated and exhausted'  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease", an influential major showbiz newspaper is claiming.  —  The actress and campaigner for child poverty has sparked concern recently with a massive plunge in weight.  —  She appeared overnight …

Britney Spears performing at House of Blues next week  —  You heard it here first.  Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected-as in next week.  A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's.

Where Are Britney Spears' Breasts Going?  —  Britney Spears is heading in one direction, but if you look closely, it appears as though her breasts are going in another direction altogether.  —  There is absolutely no reason for Britney Spears to not be wearing a bra, and I'm pretty sure …

Sexy/Wax  —  This wax statue of Justin Timberlake at Madam Tussauds in London is hotter than the real thing.  Wax figures are still creepy as hell.  I love the Britney one in the back!  They should've made her bald.

Some star-studded cop dramas  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  You want to see celebs?  Head to Central Booking.  Seldom have we seen a week with more boldface names on police blotters.  —  People are wondering what's up between Sean Penn and Eve after the actor showed up at close …

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up  —  Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend.  —  On Saturday, the supermodel ate at the Brooklyn Diner with music mogul Russell Simmons and his children …

Lindsay Lohan Nylon Magazine Pictures  —  Here's Lindsay Lohan in the latest Nylon Magazine.  Obviously Nylon is not geared towards men because these pictures don't have one shot of Lindsay's breasts.  Anyway, I guess this magazine's main focus is on in-depth interviews …

NELLY FURTADO & FERGIE HAVE ISSUES...  hey hey!  this week's STAR magazine 'uncovers' a brewing drama between fergie & nelly furtado who apparently don't care for each other very much - i so got a kick out of the picture below - ms. furtado is making the best (bird) face …

I am - Tara Reid's a 6 Dollar Whore of the Day  —  I guess it's only natural for a bitch in her 30s, who spent her 20s destroying her body with cock, coke and cristal, to look a little busted and in reality Tara Reid doesn't look so bad.  I have seen worse and slept with worse but none …

David Beckham: Blonde and Blonder  —  David Beckham goes for an even lighter shade of blonde, bleaching his hair to match wife's Victoria's hair even more.  —  Looks like somebody is channeling Brad Pitt after his split with Jennifer Aniston when he bleached his hair blonde for no apparent reason...

Would You Hit It?  —  Let's be real.  Lance Bass isn't the only gaybot from N'Sync, right?  I mean JC Chasez has to be.  I mean neeeds to be.  He is basically wearing women's clothes and there's nothing wrong with that.  I think I have some of those actually.

Birkhead's Bahamian Exit Blocked  —  TMZ has learned Virgie Arthur has filed an appeal, attempting to block Larry Birkhead's ability to take baby Dannielynn to the U.S.  —  Arthur has objected to a judge's ruling allowing Birkhead to take his little girl to the States …

Joe Francis is getting shunned by his Hollywood friends  —  Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is sitting in jail for 35 days on contempt of court charges.  His lawyer tried to get the judge to reduce the time to just 30 days, because anything over that could get him another year in federal prison on the tax evasion case he's facing.