Britney Spears performing at House of Blues next week  —  You heard it here first.  Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected-as in next week.  A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's.

Jolie 'emaciated and exhausted'  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease", an influential major showbiz newspaper is claiming.  —  The actress and campaigner for child poverty has sparked concern recently with a massive plunge in weight.  —  She appeared overnight …

Attacker Tries to Kill Sandra Bullock's Husband  —  A woman tried to kill Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, on Sunday morning outside their Southern California home, Orange County sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "At around 10:40 a.m. James found the suspect …

"Weak" Virgie Defeated in Court — Larry Finally Free to Go  —  There is no one else standing in Larry Birkhead's way.  —  Virgie Arthur's last-ditch appeal to block Dannielynn's biological father from leaving the Bahamas with the infant has just been denied.

David hits the peroxide bottle for a copycat Posh look  —  He's been accused by tough guy ex-footballer Vinnie Jones of moving to the US to hold his wife Posh's handbags - and now David Beckham has decided to copy his wife's blonde crop for a startling blonde look of his own.

Some star-studded cop dramas  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  You want to see celebs?  Head to Central Booking.  Seldom have we seen a week with more boldface names on police blotters.  —  People are wondering what's up between Sean Penn and Eve after the actor showed up at close …

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up  —  Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend.  —  On Saturday, the supermodel ate at the Brooklyn Diner with music mogul Russell Simmons and his children …

LOHAN DRIVER HITS AND YELLS  —  LINDSAY Lohan's driver flipped out when he plowed into the car of Tony Bennett's daughter Wednesday and proceeded to chew her out.  John Zagata "was hostile with me.  He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six.

Katie Gets to Making Mad Money  —  After months (months!) of planning, Katie is finally hard at work on her next big project, Mad Money.  She looks happy, which is a good thing, whether or not this film is going to go down in cinematic history.  Hey, at least she doesn't look like she's a woman trapped in some sort of marital prison.

BLAMING DORA  —  DID Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland?  The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell.

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures  —  My love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra continues.  And today, after viewing the latest Russian FHM magazine with her in it, I'm back to loving her again!  She looks damn hot in these pictures!  So hot that I feel the sudden urge …

Paris Gets Spyked  —  Looks like Paris Hilton's finally going to get a chance to put her skills at peeling away from nightclubs to good use - yesterday we caught the hotel heiress receiving a $350,000 Spyker from the Bullrun crew!  Paris, as it turns out, is slated to race one leg …

Gwen Rocks the Ultimate Fashion Accessory  —  Gwen Stefani is lookin' "hella good!"  Looks like G has whipped herself into fant-AB-ulous shape since the birth of her super-cute son Kingston, who will celebrate his first birthday May 26.  —  The 37-year-old mom looked smashing in a ripped crop top …

Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot  —  So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions.  I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic! …

Marc Anthony: J.Lo's producer, stylist ... and purse?  —  HOLLYWOOD — What is Jennifer Lopez's secret to always looking so smashing on red carpets?  —  Fashion advice from husband Marc Anthony.  —  "I pick out all her dresses, for the most part," Anthony said at Thursday's Us Weekly Hot …

Nic Cage Makes His Next Move  —  Nic stopped by Letterman last night to promote his new film Next that opens today.  In the movie he stars as a man who can see two minutes into the future.  As a result he's relentlessly pursued by the FBI, which wants to use him to stop a terrorist threat.