Paris Hilton as a PSA.  —  Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.  —  An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of  —  a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed

Jolie 'emaciated and exhausted'  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease", an influential major showbiz newspaper is claiming.  —  The actress and campaigner for child poverty has sparked concern recently with a massive plunge in weight.  —  She appeared overnight …

LOHAN DRIVER HITS AND YELLS  —  LINDSAY Lohan's driver flipped out when he plowed into the car of Tony Bennett's daughter Wednesday and proceeded to chew her out.  John Zagata "was hostile with me.  He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six.

"Weak" Virgie Defeated in Court — Larry Finally Free to Go  —  There is no one else standing in Larry Birkhead's way.  —  Virgie Arthur's last-ditch appeal to block Dannielynn's biological father from leaving the Bahamas with the infant has just been denied.

Beckhams Find Their 'Perfect' House in Beverly Hills  —  Victoria and David Beckham have finally found the house they will live in when they move to Los Angeles in the summer, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The multi-million-dollar mansion is "modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows …

Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment  —  If there's one girl who shouldn't be wearing a bra out in public, it is Kristin Cavallari!  But don't worry, sooner or later people will lose complete interest in her and she'll have no choice but to walk around naked just to get noticed.

BLAMING DORA  —  DID Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland?  The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell.

Britney Spears performing at House of Blues next week  —  You heard it here first.  Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected-as in next week.  A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's.

Kidman, Fox married to 'Millionaire'  —  Nicole Kidman is going to the altar with 20th Century Fox for a remake of "How to Marry a Millionaire."  —  The actress will produce the project through her Fox-based Blossom Films shingle as a potential starring vehicle.

Gyllenhaal Unwilling to Accept Witherspoon's Reasonable Priorities  —  Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's month-long fling is apparently over practically before it even started, because Jake was demanding time from Reese that she felt she would rather spend with her children.

Ex-gal pal: Phil was armed & loaded  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES - With the better part of a jug of vodka under his belt, rock mogul Phil Spector flipped out, pointed a gun in an ex-girlfriend's face, then chased her car down his driveway with a shotgun, the woman testified yesterday.

Spidy Sensitive?  Tobey Slaps Photog  —  He may be "Spider-Man," but Tobey Maguire did his best impression of the Hulk when he smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who got too close.  Tobey smash!  —  Maguire was headed back to his hotel in Paris when the fan, who was walking right alongside him …

First look: Downey forges a bond with 'Iron Man' role  —  LOS ANGELES — Robert Downey Jr. is hardly the obvious choice to play an iconic crime fighter.  —  After all, this is the guy who became a poster boy for Hollywood excess, serving a year in prison on drug and alcohol-related charges …

Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot  —  So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions.  I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic! …

Sean Penn Is a Friend to Eve, Indeed  —  How's this for totally random?  After Eve was arrested for totaling her car in a supposed drunk driving accident, Sean Penn showed up to bail her out.  Yes, you read that right.  Sean Penn, who has apparently been friends with Eve for a few years …

Blond it like Beckham  —  I'm dye-ing to see ... Robinho tries to look at Becks' new hair  —  DAVID Beckham was dubbed Marilyn yesterday after dyeing his hair blond like movie legend Monroe.  —  The ex-England skipper tried to hide his white barnet under a blue hat as fans watched Real Madrid training.

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures  —  My love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra continues.  And today, after viewing the latest Russian FHM magazine with her in it, I'm back to loving her again!  She looks damn hot in these pictures!  So hot that I feel the sudden urge …