Is Angelina Jolie Dying?  —  Her high-profile commitments with the UN coupled with the death of her mother, have reportedly taken a toll on Angelina Jolie's health, but after appearing at the Global Action for Children news conference yesterday looking emaciated and exhausted …

Paris Hilton as a PSA.  —  Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.  —  An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of  —  a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed

LOHAN DRIVER HITS AND YELLS  —  LINDSAY Lohan's driver flipped out when he plowed into the car of Tony Bennett's daughter Wednesday and proceeded to chew her out.  John Zagata "was hostile with me.  He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six.

Britney Spears is Writing a Book  —  Despite warnings from her family that it will damage her career even further, Britney Spears is going ahead with her plans to write a $10 million tell all book.  The book, which is said to be at the urging of the female therapist Britney has been seeing since rehab …

Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment  —  If there's one girl who shouldn't be wearing a bra out in public, it is Kristin Cavallari!  But don't worry, sooner or later people will lose complete interest in her and she'll have no choice but to walk around naked just to get noticed.

Beckhams Find Their 'Perfect' House in Beverly Hills  —  Victoria and David Beckham have finally found the house they will live in when they move to Los Angeles in the summer, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The multi-million-dollar mansion is "modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows …

"Weak" Virgie Defeated in Court — Larry Finally Free to Go  —  There is no one else standing in Larry Birkhead's way.  —  Virgie Arthur's last-ditch appeal to block Dannielynn's biological father from leaving the Bahamas with the infant has just been denied.

BLAMING DORA  —  DID Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland?  The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell.

Gyllenhaal Unwilling to Accept Witherspoon's Reasonable Priorities  —  Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's month-long fling is apparently over practically before it even started, because Jake was demanding time from Reese that she felt she would rather spend with her children.

Spidy Sensitive?  Tobey Slaps Photog  —  He may be "Spider-Man," but Tobey Maguire did his best impression of the Hulk when he smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who got too close.  Tobey smash!  —  Maguire was headed back to his hotel in Paris when the fan, who was walking right alongside him …

Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot  —  So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions.  I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic! …

Tracy Morgan Ordered to SCRAM, Escapes Jail Time  —  TMZ has learned that "30 Rock" star Tracy Morgan has copped a plea that will keep him out of jail, but he'll have to wear a high-tech ankle bracelet to make sure he stays off the booze.  —  Moments ago in a Los Angeles Superior County Court …

Kidman, Fox married to 'Millionaire'  —  Nicole Kidman is going to the altar with 20th Century Fox for a remake of "How to Marry a Millionaire."  —  The actress will produce the project through her Fox-based Blossom Films shingle as a potential starring vehicle.

The Stars Get Hot in Hollywood  —  Jennifer showed young Hollywood how it was done at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood 2007 bash last night.  While the rest of the starlets donned dresses J Lo made a splash in a white Ralph Lauren suit.  It's no surprise then that she was honored as US Weekly's Style Icon …

Sean Penn Is a Friend to Eve, Indeed  —  How's this for totally random?  After Eve was arrested for totaling her car in a supposed drunk driving accident, Sean Penn showed up to bail her out.  Yes, you read that right.  Sean Penn, who has apparently been friends with Eve for a few years …

Ex-gal pal: Phil was armed & loaded  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES - With the better part of a jug of vodka under his belt, rock mogul Phil Spector flipped out, pointed a gun in an ex-girlfriend's face, then chased her car down his driveway with a shotgun, the woman testified yesterday.