Larry Has Birth Certificate; Virgie Arthur's Appeal Denied  —  Virgie Arthur's appeal to block Larry Birkhead from leaving the Bahamas with Dannielynn has been turned down, Access Hollywood's Tony Potts reports from inside the courtroom.  —  One judge called Arthur's appeal "weak," …

Paris Hilton as a PSA.  —  Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.  —  An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of  —  a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed

Jenna Elfman Defends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's Marriage  —  Elfman and Cruise  —  Tom Cruise's friend Jenna Elfman is shooting down reports that the actor's five-month marriage to Katie Holmes is unstable.  —  "Honestly, they're happy," Elfman, 35, told PEOPLE at Thursday's Healthy Child Healthy World benefit in Santa Monica.

Jennifer Love Hewitt $ued by Former Manager  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed against sexy tv star Jennifer Love Hewitt.  The suit, filed today in a Los Angeles County Superior Court, claims Hewitt owes her former management company for brokering the seven-year deal for her hit show "The Ghost Whisperer."

Britney Spears is Writing a Book  —  Despite warnings from her family that it will damage her career even further, Britney Spears is going ahead with her plans to write a $10 million tell all book.  The book, which is said to be at the urging of the female therapist Britney has been seeing since rehab …

Linsday Lohan's Driver Acts Like Lindsay Lohan  —  I guess driving around a spoiled, out-of-touch-with-reality starlet all day can have some adverse side effects.  Like making you act like a spoiled, out-of-touch-with-reality starlet's driver.  Tony Bennett's daugher, Antonia Bennett spilled …

Is Angelina Jolie Dying?  —  Her high-profile commitments with the UN coupled with the death of her mother, have reportedly taken a toll on Angelina Jolie's health, but after appearing at the Global Action for Children news conference yesterday looking emaciated and exhausted …

Kristin Cavallari Ruins A See Through Moment  —  If there's one girl who shouldn't be wearing a bra out in public, it is Kristin Cavallari!  But don't worry, sooner or later people will lose complete interest in her and she'll have no choice but to walk around naked just to get noticed.

Cary Elwes, Wife Welcome a Girl  —  Cary Elwes and his wife, photographer Lisa Marie, are the proud parents of a beautiful and healthy baby girl named Dominique, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The baby arrived Tuesday at 10:41 p.m. at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

'Studio 60' Returning in May  —  Show will return after sweeps and after the upfronts  —  NBC has set a return date for "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."  —  The Aaron Sorkin drama, which arrived last fall as the season's most hyped show and vanished from NBC's schedule amidst sinking ratings …

Spidy Sensitive?  Tobey Slaps Photog  —  He may be "Spider-Man," but Tobey Maguire did his best impression of the Hulk when he smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who got too close.  Tobey smash!  —  Maguire was headed back to his hotel in Paris when the fan, who was walking right alongside him …

Beckhams Find Their 'Perfect' House in Beverly Hills  —  Victoria and David Beckham have finally found the house they will live in when they move to Los Angeles in the summer, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The multi-million-dollar mansion is "modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows …

The Cheerleader from Heroes Hates Bloggers  —  Hayden Pantyhose or whatever her name is says she's only 17 and doesn't want to read nasty things about herself on the internet.  Um, so don't go on the internet?  DUH! … Yes and your mistakes are our fortune!  That's the downfall of being rich, young and famous!

Greasy  —  Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Fuggie Fug...all these dumbasses are starting to look the same.  They even dress the same.  They all have that nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed.  —  Fuggie arrived in Australia today for the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend.

Was Alba Altered?  —  When Marvel comics released promotional posters for the film Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, blogs immediately noted that Jessica Alba had been given the Photoshop treatment.  —  As expected, Alba (who turns 26 tomorrow) sports her character's trademark blue eyes …

Gyllenhaal Unwilling to Accept Witherspoon's Reasonable Priorities  —  Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's month-long fling is apparently over practically before it even started, because Jake was demanding time from Reese that she felt she would rather spend with her children.

Jordan 'frantic' as Andre may have meningitis  —  The husband of glamour girl Jordan was admitted to the East Surrey Hospital in Redhill, Surrey, at the weekend.  —  Jordan is said to be "frantic" with worry and maintaining a bedside vigil.  —  A spokeswoman for the couple said in a statement …